hshi，bishuizhuangyuanchengbao。
“zheiliyou50yi。zhiyaobanishoubiandelihunxieyishuqianle，zhei50yijiushinide。”
fangjianlichuanlainanrensanmanyonglandeshengyin。
nanrenzuozaishafashang，xiuzhangdeshuangtuisuiyijiaodie，jiancaidetidexizhuanggoulechukuankuodejianbanghejingshoudeyaoshen，baisechenshandekouziyisibugoudixidaolelingkou，zuoshousuiyididazaishafafushoushang，weiweichuizheyanpikandeshenqing，lengmojinao，rutongzhongshijigubaolijuaoyouyonglandegongjue。
zainanrendemianqianzuozheyigenvren，nvrencikezhengjinjindizhouzhemei，yanjingsisididingzhezhuoshangdeneizhang50yidejincancanheika。
duifangpilipalajiangleyidaduihua，chuandaoyuyouyoudeerzhong，tazhitingdaole——“balabalabala50yi，balabalabalajini！”
yuyouyouzhendemeiyouxiangdao，wufenzhongqiantacaiganglaidaozheigeshijie，haimeinongqingchuqingkuangjiutingdaoyanqiandenanrenhetashuotiaojiansuibiankai，zhiyaotadayingqianlezheilihunxieyishu。
pingjiezaizhanyinduanshipinhunjiduoniandejingyan，tingdaotazheihua，yuyouyoudangranshikezaiguzilidezhanyindnakaishiliandongle，yushixiayishituokouerchu，“fuge，vwo50kankanshili！”
duimiandenanrentingdaotadehua，manbujingxindiyangleyangmei，danshengdao：“zhiyao50？”
yuyouyoudouhaimeifanyingguolai，biankandaonanrentaishou，zhanzaimenkoudenghoudeguanjiayouyazoulai，tingzainanrenshence，“shaoye。”
meiguoliangfenzhong，nanrenxuebaidezhangzhijiazheyizhangheijindeheika，lansandao：“zheiliyou50yi。zhiyaonibashoubiandelihunxieyishuqianle，zhei50yijiushinide。”
tazhiqishangbanshenjiangheikafangzailezhuoshang，shuohuashiqiantaizhexiazhangdefengmoukanzheyuyouyou，bochunhanzheliangbodexiao。
余呦呦：“！”
**！
这真是富哥啊！
nanrenjiangheikadiguolaideneiyike，yinweitaijidong，yuyouyouchadianchenglediyigebeizijikoushuiqiangsidechuanshuzhe。
meicuo，yuyouyoushichuanshuzhe。
danzheijianshixianfangyibian，tayanmaolvguang，dingzhezhuoshangdeneizhangheika。
彻底疯狂！
haidixiaozongdui，chuji——
duimiandenanrenzhikandaoyidaocanyinglveguo，xiayimiao，zhuoshangneizhangheikajiuyijingdaoleyuyouyoushouzhongle。
纪赫野：“……”
他冷淡挑眉。
ganggangjiantadingzheheikakan，haiyiweishixian50yitaishao，tazhunbeizaijia10yi。dantajiranxianzaiyijingnaleheika，jiheyebianbudasuankaikoule。
yuyouyouaibushishoudimozheshoulideheika。
heika~heihei~hualiuliudeheika~heiheihei~bingbingliangdeheika~e~wokeaidexiaoheika~
jilewokejiubunengyaohuiqulee~
jiheyezhijianqingdianzheshafa，“jirannaleqian，jiubalihunxieyishuqianle。”
yuyouyoubaozheheika，yilianmengbidizhabayan。
“什么协议书？”
“离婚协议书。”
“离婚什么书？”
“…离婚协议书。”
“lihunxieyishenme——”
“yuyouyou，”jiheyeweiweiyixiao，“niyaoshizaijixuzhuangsha，wojiubanidetouningxialai。”
yuyouyouyanjingliangjingjing，“ningxialaidangpiqiutima？”
tazaijingshenbingyuandeshihouzuixihuanwantiqiule，jiushikexihoumianyuanzhangnei**buxutawanle。
shuotadaihuaileqitajingshenbing。
apei，neixiejiahuobenlaijiudouyoubing，pingshenmeshuoshitadaihuaide？
纪赫野：“……”
meirengentashuotamenjitazhaodezheigelaoposhigeshenjingbinga。
jiheyeyouxietouteng，zhijianrouzhetaiyangxue，wenta：“buyuanyi？”
“昂？”
tashixianpielexiabeitajinjinbaozhudeheika，“neijiubaheikahaijiwo。”
shejidaoheikawenti，shiguanzhongda，yuyouyoutouzheyuchundeyanjingshunjianbiandeqingchele。
talimabaojinshoushangdeheika，xiaodewubigoutui，“yuanyi，wodangranyuanyi！qianziduiba，bieshuoyigele，qianshigedouxing！”
“zhiyaolaobanninkaikou，xiaodeshenmedoumanzunin！”
纪赫野：“……”
qianyigejiu50yile，haixiangqianshige。
你比庄周还会做梦。
虽然他也给得起。
qishizaiyuyouyounadaoheikadeneishunjian，tajiuyijingzhidaoshizenmehuishile。
ta，yuyouyou，yigejuzhuzaijingshenbingyuandeputongsanhaoshimin，zhibuguoyinweizaijingshenbingyuanlihexiaopihairenzhenyantaoleyigeweidaeryouyanjindeketixiangmu——《lunshijieshangjiujingyoumeiyouaoteman》。
danyouyutashengyinguoda，daozhizuihoutajingranbeileipisile。
suirandanshi，jinguanruci，shuolaihuazhang，zhanghuaduanshuo，tahaishixiangshuo——shijieshangyidingyouaoteman！
saonian，xinwo，wojishiguang！
yinweiwoshiaotemanzhimu！
呀嘿！
ranhouxiayimiaojiuchuandaoletaqianjitiankandaodeyibenjiaozuo《dingliufufutianbaozhenggeyulequan》dexiaoshuoli。
biewentazaijingshenbingyuanliweishenmehuiyouxiaoshuokan，wenjiushiconghushineiliqianglaide。
zhiyuweihewushisuizhongnianhushidamenhuizaishenyetoutoukanjinzhangyou**debuzhimingmingzhu，zheigebeihoujiujingshidaodedelunsang，haishirenxingdeniuqu，qingboda12330，shenyerushidiantai，weininxiangqingbobao。
xingyundeshitameisi，huoleguolai；buxingdeshitachuandeshiyigehetatongmingtongxing、chuchangbudaowuzhangjiubeizhicailedeedunvpeishenshang。
yulequanyoumingdelanpianhuaping，yankuxizhihuixiao，niantaicizhihuishuyiersan，erqiejumeiqingshang，jingchangzaiyulequankaikoudezuiren，daozhitazaiyulequanlichoumingyuanyang，heifenmantianfei。
weibogengshizhengtianbeishijiegedideheifenwenhouyuanzhujiujingsilemeiyou，tuiquanmeiyou。
heifenwukongburu，shentoujinyuanzhudemeiyicunshenghuo。
birushuoshanggecesuo，jieguonadaolebeiheifenpenlefengyoujingdeweishengzhi，ladeyuanzhuaoaojiao；chifangbianmianchenyuanzhubuzhuyi，toutianhuanribadiaoliaobaoquantouzoule，rangyuanzhuzhinengchibaishuizhumian；shangzongyideshihou，bayuanzhudekeledaojuandilishijingyaoyiwanci，zuihoudaozhiyuanzhubeikelezhongquanchongjijinleicu……
heifendeqiangda，zhiyounixiangbudaomeiyoutamenzuobudao。
zongzhijiushiyigezi，jue。
huanjuhuashuo，yuanzhunengbeizheixieheifenmenpianaichengzheiyang，haobukuazhangdeshuo，yuanzhuzaizheifangmianhaishiyouxietianfuyibingde。
bijingnengrangtamencongshizhizhongzhidaizheniyigerenheideshihou，ng~~youfengpipianzhineiweile！
yatou，zhenbukuishini（wink~）
——
沙雕为主，剧情为辅
niyaoshiyinggang，neiwojiuzhiyantanbaile，quanshishadiao，meiyouyidianjuqing
youwangengyoumeisuzhi，quanwenkuaileweizhu，bujiangluoji（zhuyaoshiwoxiangfafengle，fafengzhendehaokuaile。buyongguanbierensihuo，tiandadida，fafengzuida）
【baobao，danaoyaoguaiguaifangzaizheilie～buguaidebaobaoyaobeichidiaonaonaodeni～】
（zhini）wojiushouzaizhei，kansheijintianganbanaozidaidaohoumianqu！