第6章 打得你服气为止

lizhengenzhehuangshihai,yueshiyingdiwanglizou,yuenengtingjiancaozadeshengyin。

piankehou,jingranlaidaoyizuoleitaipangbian。

leitaishangzhanzhelianggeguangzhebangzidejingzhuanghanzi,qizhongyirenshitutou,guangliuliudenaodaishanshuozheyouhuadeguangze,muguangxionghen,mianmuzhengning。lingyirenbacuzhangdebianzipanzaitoushang,dingzhetutou,dihouyisheng,huiwuzhequantouchongxiangtutou。liangrenroubo,dadebuyilehu。

“lisan,zousineituzi,shijingerdezou,buyaoliuqing。”

“**de,dajiaxiangshiniangmenerqiajia,yidianliqidoumeiyou。yaoshilaozishangqu,liangquanjiubanimenzoupaxia,rangnimenpadoupabuqilai。feiwu,lianggefeiwu。”

“tuzi,shijingerda!shijingda!”

……

leitaizhouwei,weiraozhemimimamadeshibing。

zheixieshibingdoushiguangzhebangzi,huiwuzheshoubeidashenghanjiaozhe。leitaishangmiandelianggehanzidaderenao,xiamiandeshibingyehouderenao。zheixieshibingdouyouzheyigufeiqi,buxiangjunzhongxunlianchulaideshibing。lizhenkanlezheixieshibingdebiaoxian,yemingbaijunzhongdejianglingweishenmebunengyazhuzheiqunrenle。

meiyousanfenhudan,kendingbeizheiqunrenzhetengdesiquhuolai。

“给老子闭嘴!”

huangshihaidaizhelizhenzhanzairenqunwai,mengditiqiyikouqidahou。zheiyishengdahoufangruoshimenghuxiaoshanlin,likejiuzhenshequanchang。suoyoudeshibingguaiguaidebishangzui,muguangqishuashuadekanxianghuangshihai,tongshidingzhelizhen。raoshilizhenshensedanran,yegandaoyishuangshuangmuguangbuhuaihaoyi,shenzhiyouzhetiaoxindeyitu。

lizhenyanmouyimi,mingbaihuangshihaizuizhongdekaoyanzaizheili。

huangshihainingshenjingqibushuohua,zhouweizhanlideshibingyedoushibizuibuyan,zhitingjiandandandehuxisheng。neichangmian,anjingdegangzhenluozaidishangdoutingdejian。

qianyike,xuanxiaorucaishi。

zheiyike,jingmiwusheng,jieranbutong。

youci,lizhenyijingnengpanduanchuhuangshihaizaishibingdangzhongdeweiwang。ruoshiqishanxiangyaonaxiahuangshihai,zheiqunshibingkendinghuihuabian,tamenzhirenhuangshihai,burenqishan。lizhenyelijielewuqigongdehua,huangshihaihuixiadeshibingduijunzhongjianglinglaishuodequeshiqiongxiongjiezhitu。

有趣了!

lizhenxinzhongshengqiwanqianhaoqi,gengshiqidai。

huangshihaichenmoliangjiu,hurandahoudao:“doujilaozishuqierduo,zixidetingqingchu。laozipangbianderenshiqishanrenmingdejianglinglizhenlidaren,youshenmehuaduilidarendangmianshuo,youshenmeshixianglidarendangmianqingjiao,buyaoyourenheguji。ruoshiyourenandiligaoxiaodongzuo,bieguailaozifanlianburenren。”

lizhenxiaoyinyindedingzhehuangshihai,anshuozheisijiaozha。

zheifanhua,mingxianshigudongshibingtiaoxin。

huangshihaidehuagangluoxia,zhanzaileitaishangdeguangtouhanzibunaifandehoudao:“lisan,nixiaozigunxiaqu,biefangaizhelaozixianglidarentiaozhan。”

lisanjiweipeihe,feikuaidexialeleitai。

guangtouhanzidingzhelizhen,muluxiongguang,xiangshiyitouyebaodingzheliewu。

tayoushouzhizhelizhen,xiaozhangdehoudao:“xinglide,niyaodangwomendetongling,laozimeiyijian,zhiyaoninengzaileitaishangdayingwo,laozijiufule。youdanliangde,nizhanshanglaiyingzhan。yaoshikudanglimianmeiluandan,buganshanglai,danaerlaihuinaerqu,laoziyanbujianxinbufan。”

huangshihaitingleguangtouhanzidehua,yanzhongshanguoyisixiaoyi,quebanzhelianlishenghedao:“huanghu,zhanzailaozishenbiandeshixinlaidelidaren。nitiaozhanlidaren,piyanglema?”

tutoumingjiaohuanghu,hehuangshihaiyigexingshi。

lizhentinglehuangshihaidehua,xinzhonglengxiaolianlian,zheigehuanghubidingshihuangshihaianpaide。

huanghuhaobutuirang,zuochuyifupopiwulaidezitai,dashengshuodao:“ninbielanwo,ruoshilidarenbudayingandeqingqiu,anjiushibufu。zhunbeizenmeban,ninkanzhechuli。”

huangshihaitankouqi,luchuweinandeshenqing。

huangshihaiwunaideshuodao:“lidaren,mojiangjiaodaowufang,ranglidarenkanxiaohuale。huanghushiyingzhongyiba,queyoushiyingzhongxiaojiang,shishadidehaoshou,buhaochuli。darenna,huanghumanlijingren,ninruoshiyingzhan,kongpahuibeihuohuodasi,haishibuyaoshangquweimiao。”

lizhenzhidaozheishihuangshihaidejijianghekonghe,genbenbuzaihu。

tafushenderenyejiaolizhen,zheiyishishiguer,wuqinwugu。suiranshenfenbeiwei,quezhangleyifujinghanlinghuodeshenti。huanghushilianjiazi,cumandali,quebugoulinghuo。lizhendanledanyishan,buxiedeshuodao:“huangqianzong,huanghusuiranyongwu,danshizaiwoyanzhongquewuyipingping,buzuweiqi。”

huangshihaimianseyichen,zhoumeishuodao:“lidaren,mojiangzaiyicitixingnin,leitaizhishangwufuzi,shengsinanliao。ninruoshishangqule,zhendeshishengsibuzhi。”

“e,nandaoshangmiansiguoren。”lizhenfanwendao。

huangshihaizuijiaoweiweichouchu,yishiyayu。

tashexialeitaidemudeshiranghuixiadeshibingxianghujiaoliang,qiecuowuyi。jishishibingjiaoliangzhongyoubeidadebiqinglianzhongde,quemeiyousiguoren。yiwangdejianglingxiangshoufuhuangshihai,jiandaohuanghuyijijunzhongshibingdezhenronghou,douhedebuganyanyu,zhijietuisuo,meiyudaolizhenzheiyangde。

zheishihou,huanghudehoushengzaicichuanlai:“lidaren,ganbuganlai?”

leitaisizhoudeshibingtingjianhou,likeqihong。

qingkejian,rentouyongdong,hanshengsiqi。ciqibifudechaoxiaoshenghedahoushengchuanchu,youdeshibingchaoxiaolizhenbuganyingzhan,yeyoudeshibingcuanduolizhenbidoude。

xiangtongdeyidian,doushibuhuaihaoyi。

lizhenbujibuhuandetuoxiawaitao,shuodao:“huangqianzong,nikanzixile。”

shuoba,lizhenbayifurengjihuangshihai,chaoleitaishangzouqu。

huangshihaiweiweidiantou,yanzhonglveguoyisixinshang。jiangbeidayingyouwushudejiangling,doushizuoguanquebuzuoshi,erqiedanliangxiao。lizhennengtanranyingzhan,suanshiyitiaohanzi。buguo,huangshihaiquebuhuiyinweicishierbaifulizhen,shejiyiqianliangbaimingxiongdidexingming,tabukenengqingyijiaochubingquan。

huanghuniuleniunaodai,feichangxingfen。

lizhenzoushangleitaizhandinghou,chaohuanghugoulegoushou,tiaoxindeshuodao:“laiba!”

huanghuliekaizuiyixiao,shuodao:“lidaren,ninfangxin,weilewojiadarendeqiancheng,anbuhuidasinide。buguoanyaojiniyigejiaoxun,rangnitangzaichuangshangxiexishitianbanyue。”

“嘿!!”

huanghudihouyisheng,shuangshoujinwochengquan,qishenershang。

quantouhuichu,bansuizhejingfenghuxiao,shengshihairen。huanghuniugaomada,zhangdehutouhunaode,manlishizu,huichudeshuangquanzuyouyiliangbaijindelidao。ruoshidazailizhenshenshang,kendinghuishangjijingu,ranglizhentanggeshitianbanyuedousuanshishaode。

lizhenshentijingzhuang,quelinghuowubi。

tajiaobuqianyi,mengdiwangqianyicuan,qingyideduokailehuanghudequantou。denghuanghuzhaoshiyonglao,lilianghaowan,lizhendezuoshoudazaihuanghudezuobeishang。shunjian,shouzhangchengzhua,jinjinguzhuhuanghudeshoubei,shunshiwangwaiyila。huanghuzhongxinshiheng,lizhenyoujiaoliketanchu,dangzaihuanghudeshuangtuiqianfang。

“扑通!”

huanghujiaobeibanzhu,zhanlibuwen,yigeliejushuaidaozaidishang。

huangshihaiyanzhongjingguangshanshuo,meixiangdaolizhenshenzangbulou。

lizhenjibaihuanghuhoulianbuhongqibuchuan,xiaowendao:“huanghu,keyuanyifushu?”

“不服!”

huanghupicurouhou,bingmeiyoushoushang,shuaidaozaileitaishangyejiuxiangdangyubeimayiyaolexia,butengbuyangde。huanghuyigeliyudating,xunsudezhanqishen,shenshounaolenaoguangliuliudenaodai,wengshengwengqideshuodao:“nigangcaishiquqiao,youbenshihewoyingpengying,kansheilihai?”

lizhentinghou,likexiangyaofanbo。

danshixiangdaohuanghuyigenjiner,bianshuodao:“hao,wojiudadenifuweizhi。”

“看招!”

lizhenyoushouchengquan,xunmengchongchu。

huanghuyanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeshense,huiquandidang。

quantoupengzhuang,fachuyishengmenxiang。lizhenquehaiyouhouzhao,chenzhehuanghuhaimeichuzhao,zuoshouyigeshanggouquan,quantoushangyang,henhendedazaihuanghuyoushoudegezhiwoshang。yiquanxiaqu,dadehuanghushentihouyang,pengdeyishengdaozailedishang,erqiehuanghuyoushouwuli,tibuqibandianliliang。

shishishang,zheihaishilizhenliuleyishou。

ruoshilizhenfahen,zuogouquanjizhonghuanghudexiaba,yiquanxiaquzuyibahuanghudexiabadaluo。lizhenkanzhedaodishangdehuanghu,shuodao:“huanghu,niyoushiyizhaobeijibai,fulemei?”

liangcixialai,huanghuzhidaozijibudi。

tazhengzhazhezhanqishen,baoquandao:“lidarenwuyigaoqiang,huanghufule!”

lizhendiandiantou,muguangkanxianghuangshihai,yanzhongshanshuozhexiaoyi。

huangshihaishenxikouqi,yijingzhunbeizijishangchanghelizhenjiaoliang。tayijiaotachu,wangqianmaichuyibu,mengrandahousheng:“huanghufule,wohuangshihaibufu!”

lizhenxinqingyichen,zhidaozhongtouxilaile。