lizhengenzhehuangshihai,yueshiyingdiwanglizou,yuenengtingjiancaozadeshengyin。
piankehou,jingranlaidaoyizuoleitaipangbian。
leitaishangzhanzhelianggeguangzhebangzidejingzhuanghanzi,qizhongyirenshitutou,guangliuliudenaodaishanshuozheyouhuadeguangze,muguangxionghen,mianmuzhengning。lingyirenbacuzhangdebianzipanzaitoushang,dingzhetutou,dihouyisheng,huiwuzhequantouchongxiangtutou。liangrenroubo,dadebuyilehu。
“lisan,zousineituzi,shijingerdezou,buyaoliuqing。”
“**de,dajiaxiangshiniangmenerqiajia,yidianliqidoumeiyou。yaoshilaozishangqu,liangquanjiubanimenzoupaxia,rangnimenpadoupabuqilai。feiwu,lianggefeiwu。”
“tuzi,shijingerda!shijingda!”
……
leitaizhouwei,weiraozhemimimamadeshibing。
zheixieshibingdoushiguangzhebangzi,huiwuzheshoubeidashenghanjiaozhe。leitaishangmiandelianggehanzidaderenao,xiamiandeshibingyehouderenao。zheixieshibingdouyouzheyigufeiqi,buxiangjunzhongxunlianchulaideshibing。lizhenkanlezheixieshibingdebiaoxian,yemingbaijunzhongdejianglingweishenmebunengyazhuzheiqunrenle。
meiyousanfenhudan,kendingbeizheiqunrenzhetengdesiquhuolai。
“给老子闭嘴!”
huangshihaidaizhelizhenzhanzairenqunwai,mengditiqiyikouqidahou。zheiyishengdahoufangruoshimenghuxiaoshanlin,likejiuzhenshequanchang。suoyoudeshibingguaiguaidebishangzui,muguangqishuashuadekanxianghuangshihai,tongshidingzhelizhen。raoshilizhenshensedanran,yegandaoyishuangshuangmuguangbuhuaihaoyi,shenzhiyouzhetiaoxindeyitu。
lizhenyanmouyimi,mingbaihuangshihaizuizhongdekaoyanzaizheili。
huangshihainingshenjingqibushuohua,zhouweizhanlideshibingyedoushibizuibuyan,zhitingjiandandandehuxisheng。neichangmian,anjingdegangzhenluozaidishangdoutingdejian。
qianyike,xuanxiaorucaishi。
zheiyike,jingmiwusheng,jieranbutong。
youci,lizhenyijingnengpanduanchuhuangshihaizaishibingdangzhongdeweiwang。ruoshiqishanxiangyaonaxiahuangshihai,zheiqunshibingkendinghuihuabian,tamenzhirenhuangshihai,burenqishan。lizhenyelijielewuqigongdehua,huangshihaihuixiadeshibingduijunzhongjianglinglaishuodequeshiqiongxiongjiezhitu。
有趣了!
lizhenxinzhongshengqiwanqianhaoqi,gengshiqidai。
huangshihaichenmoliangjiu,hurandahoudao:“doujilaozishuqierduo,zixidetingqingchu。laozipangbianderenshiqishanrenmingdejianglinglizhenlidaren,youshenmehuaduilidarendangmianshuo,youshenmeshixianglidarendangmianqingjiao,buyaoyourenheguji。ruoshiyourenandiligaoxiaodongzuo,bieguailaozifanlianburenren。”
lizhenxiaoyinyindedingzhehuangshihai,anshuozheisijiaozha。
zheifanhua,mingxianshigudongshibingtiaoxin。
huangshihaidehuagangluoxia,zhanzaileitaishangdeguangtouhanzibunaifandehoudao:“lisan,nixiaozigunxiaqu,biefangaizhelaozixianglidarentiaozhan。”
lisanjiweipeihe,feikuaidexialeleitai。
guangtouhanzidingzhelizhen,muluxiongguang,xiangshiyitouyebaodingzheliewu。
tayoushouzhizhelizhen,xiaozhangdehoudao:“xinglide,niyaodangwomendetongling,laozimeiyijian,zhiyaoninengzaileitaishangdayingwo,laozijiufule。youdanliangde,nizhanshanglaiyingzhan。yaoshikudanglimianmeiluandan,buganshanglai,danaerlaihuinaerqu,laoziyanbujianxinbufan。”
huangshihaitingleguangtouhanzidehua,yanzhongshanguoyisixiaoyi,quebanzhelianlishenghedao:“huanghu,zhanzailaozishenbiandeshixinlaidelidaren。nitiaozhanlidaren,piyanglema?”
tutoumingjiaohuanghu,hehuangshihaiyigexingshi。
lizhentinglehuangshihaidehua,xinzhonglengxiaolianlian,zheigehuanghubidingshihuangshihaianpaide。
huanghuhaobutuirang,zuochuyifupopiwulaidezitai,dashengshuodao:“ninbielanwo,ruoshilidarenbudayingandeqingqiu,anjiushibufu。zhunbeizenmeban,ninkanzhechuli。”
huangshihaitankouqi,luchuweinandeshenqing。
huangshihaiwunaideshuodao:“lidaren,mojiangjiaodaowufang,ranglidarenkanxiaohuale。huanghushiyingzhongyiba,queyoushiyingzhongxiaojiang,shishadidehaoshou,buhaochuli。darenna,huanghumanlijingren,ninruoshiyingzhan,kongpahuibeihuohuodasi,haishibuyaoshangquweimiao。”
lizhenzhidaozheishihuangshihaidejijianghekonghe,genbenbuzaihu。
tafushenderenyejiaolizhen,zheiyishishiguer,wuqinwugu。suiranshenfenbeiwei,quezhangleyifujinghanlinghuodeshenti。huanghushilianjiazi,cumandali,quebugoulinghuo。lizhendanledanyishan,buxiedeshuodao:“huangqianzong,huanghusuiranyongwu,danshizaiwoyanzhongquewuyipingping,buzuweiqi。”
huangshihaimianseyichen,zhoumeishuodao:“lidaren,mojiangzaiyicitixingnin,leitaizhishangwufuzi,shengsinanliao。ninruoshishangqule,zhendeshishengsibuzhi。”
“e,nandaoshangmiansiguoren。”lizhenfanwendao。
huangshihaizuijiaoweiweichouchu,yishiyayu。
tashexialeitaidemudeshiranghuixiadeshibingxianghujiaoliang,qiecuowuyi。jishishibingjiaoliangzhongyoubeidadebiqinglianzhongde,quemeiyousiguoren。yiwangdejianglingxiangshoufuhuangshihai,jiandaohuanghuyijijunzhongshibingdezhenronghou,douhedebuganyanyu,zhijietuisuo,meiyudaolizhenzheiyangde。
zheishihou,huanghudehoushengzaicichuanlai:“lidaren,ganbuganlai?”
leitaisizhoudeshibingtingjianhou,likeqihong。
qingkejian,rentouyongdong,hanshengsiqi。ciqibifudechaoxiaoshenghedahoushengchuanchu,youdeshibingchaoxiaolizhenbuganyingzhan,yeyoudeshibingcuanduolizhenbidoude。
xiangtongdeyidian,doushibuhuaihaoyi。
lizhenbujibuhuandetuoxiawaitao,shuodao:“huangqianzong,nikanzixile。”
shuoba,lizhenbayifurengjihuangshihai,chaoleitaishangzouqu。
huangshihaiweiweidiantou,yanzhonglveguoyisixinshang。jiangbeidayingyouwushudejiangling,doushizuoguanquebuzuoshi,erqiedanliangxiao。lizhennengtanranyingzhan,suanshiyitiaohanzi。buguo,huangshihaiquebuhuiyinweicishierbaifulizhen,shejiyiqianliangbaimingxiongdidexingming,tabukenengqingyijiaochubingquan。
huanghuniuleniunaodai,feichangxingfen。
lizhenzoushangleitaizhandinghou,chaohuanghugoulegoushou,tiaoxindeshuodao:“laiba!”
huanghuliekaizuiyixiao,shuodao:“lidaren,ninfangxin,weilewojiadarendeqiancheng,anbuhuidasinide。buguoanyaojiniyigejiaoxun,rangnitangzaichuangshangxiexishitianbanyue。”
“嘿!!”
huanghudihouyisheng,shuangshoujinwochengquan,qishenershang。
quantouhuichu,bansuizhejingfenghuxiao,shengshihairen。huanghuniugaomada,zhangdehutouhunaode,manlishizu,huichudeshuangquanzuyouyiliangbaijindelidao。ruoshidazailizhenshenshang,kendinghuishangjijingu,ranglizhentanggeshitianbanyuedousuanshishaode。
lizhenshentijingzhuang,quelinghuowubi。
tajiaobuqianyi,mengdiwangqianyicuan,qingyideduokailehuanghudequantou。denghuanghuzhaoshiyonglao,lilianghaowan,lizhendezuoshoudazaihuanghudezuobeishang。shunjian,shouzhangchengzhua,jinjinguzhuhuanghudeshoubei,shunshiwangwaiyila。huanghuzhongxinshiheng,lizhenyoujiaoliketanchu,dangzaihuanghudeshuangtuiqianfang。
“扑通!”
huanghujiaobeibanzhu,zhanlibuwen,yigeliejushuaidaozaidishang。
huangshihaiyanzhongjingguangshanshuo,meixiangdaolizhenshenzangbulou。
lizhenjibaihuanghuhoulianbuhongqibuchuan,xiaowendao:“huanghu,keyuanyifushu?”
“不服!”
huanghupicurouhou,bingmeiyoushoushang,shuaidaozaileitaishangyejiuxiangdangyubeimayiyaolexia,butengbuyangde。huanghuyigeliyudating,xunsudezhanqishen,shenshounaolenaoguangliuliudenaodai,wengshengwengqideshuodao:“nigangcaishiquqiao,youbenshihewoyingpengying,kansheilihai?”
lizhentinghou,likexiangyaofanbo。
danshixiangdaohuanghuyigenjiner,bianshuodao:“hao,wojiudadenifuweizhi。”
“看招!”
lizhenyoushouchengquan,xunmengchongchu。
huanghuyanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeshense,huiquandidang。
quantoupengzhuang,fachuyishengmenxiang。lizhenquehaiyouhouzhao,chenzhehuanghuhaimeichuzhao,zuoshouyigeshanggouquan,quantoushangyang,henhendedazaihuanghuyoushoudegezhiwoshang。yiquanxiaqu,dadehuanghushentihouyang,pengdeyishengdaozailedishang,erqiehuanghuyoushouwuli,tibuqibandianliliang。
shishishang,zheihaishilizhenliuleyishou。
ruoshilizhenfahen,zuogouquanjizhonghuanghudexiaba,yiquanxiaquzuyibahuanghudexiabadaluo。lizhenkanzhedaodishangdehuanghu,shuodao:“huanghu,niyoushiyizhaobeijibai,fulemei?”
liangcixialai,huanghuzhidaozijibudi。
tazhengzhazhezhanqishen,baoquandao:“lidarenwuyigaoqiang,huanghufule!”
lizhendiandiantou,muguangkanxianghuangshihai,yanzhongshanshuozhexiaoyi。
huangshihaishenxikouqi,yijingzhunbeizijishangchanghelizhenjiaoliang。tayijiaotachu,wangqianmaichuyibu,mengrandahousheng:“huanghufule,wohuangshihaibufu!”
lizhenxinqingyichen,zhidaozhongtouxilaile。