第2章 麻烦让让

zhuangxiaofandenaohaidangzhong,zaiciyongxianyigemengjing。

shiyedangzhong,daochushihengbianye,yijujushiti,chengxianchulaiguiyidezishi。

shitifangfopailiechengweiyigeshenmidefuhao。

neigefuhaodaibiaozheshenme,zhuangxiaofanbuzhidao!

zhuangxiaofanhedejingxingguolai,etoushangmaozheximidehanzhu。

呼!

tapieleyiyanshoubiandeshouji,turanxiangqilaiyilianchuanshuzi。

dangtajiangshuzishurujinqu,chenfengduoniandeshouji,jingrandakaile。

zailimianyouhenduoweizhilaidianheduanxin!

limianyouyitiaoduanxin,shangmianxiezhe:laoshi,nishifouhaihuozhe,nizaishenmedifang?

qiuqiuni,yaoshihuozhedehua,huifuwoyixia!

tingyuqi,yinggaibushichourenba!

zhuangxiaofanbotonglezheigehaoma,dianhuaneitou,chuxianzhandoudeshengyin。

“lao……laoshi,zhendeshini!”

“ninxianzaiyuandibuyaodong,woxianzaijiuquzhaonin!”

buduodeshijian,yiliangchepaishilanga8888demashaladijiaoche,tingkaozaizhuangxiaofansuozaibinguanxiamian。

lairen,shiyigeqizhiruyadezhongniannanzi。

dangzhongniannanzikandaozhuangxiaofandeshihou,tileihengliu,shuangxiyiwan,guidaoxialai。

“laoshi,meixiangdaoninzhendehaihuozhe!”

zhuangxiaofanyanshenhuyi,tuokoudao:“woshinishenmeren?”

zhongniannanzituokoudao:“laoshi,ninburenshiwolema,woshixiaosong!”

yanqianzhongniannanzi,jiushisongwanjin,langzhoushishoufu。

ruguowairenkandaoyanqiandechangjing,yidingjingyademudengkoudai。

tangtangshoufu,jingranguibaizaiyigeshangmennvxumianqian,haitileihengliu。

这到底是什么场景?

“laoshi,ninnandaoshiyilema?”songwanjintuokoudao。

zhuangxiaofanmorandiantou,dao:“shide,zhiqiandejiyi,wodoubuzhidaole!”

“jiulianwodeshouji,doushigangkaijide!”

“nikeyigaosuwo,wodaodishishenmerenma?”

songwanjinshensesumu,yiziyidundishuodao:“laoshi,ninshiwodelaoshia!”

jiexialai,tafangfozaixuandushengzhiyiban,biaoqingshenshengdishuochulaizhuangxiaofandeshenfen。

zhuangxiaofanwenyan,xinzhonglinran。

“nei,zaiwoshenshang,daodifashengshenmele?”

songwanjinliansechouku,yaotoudao:“laoshi,shuwodedengjitaidi,dangnianninderenwu,woyebuzhidao!”

“zhinengkaozheninziji,manmanhuiyiqilaile!”

“buguowocaicezhe,shininshenbianderen,chumaideni。”

zhuangxiaofanwenyan,henhendiwozhequantou。

“buguolaoshi,ninzenmeluopodaozhubinguandedibule,woshouliyouyidongbieshu,niquneilizhu!”

“lingwai,wopeizhilebaomuheyisheng,24xiaoshijininfuwu!”

zhuangxiaofanbaishoudao:“zanshibuyong!”

“nizanshibuyaojiangwodeshenfen,baoluchuqu,wopaweihaiwodejiaren!”

“haiyou,yaoshikeyi,nijiwoyiliangcheziba!”

“tianqiyuelaiyuelengle,wokeyijiesongwolaoposhangban!”

songwanjinbiaoqingjingya,laoshijingranjiehunle。

zheigerangwanqianshaonvchenmidenanren,zhaodelaopo,daodishiherenni?

yaoshirangxifangshijiehuangshineijigegongzhuzhidao,yidingkuyunzaicesuoba。

songwanjinchenghuangchengkongdidao:“dangrankeyi,dangnianyaobushinindedianbo,jiumeiyouwodexianzai!”

“laoshi!zheishiwodechezi,jinin!”

tashuangshoujiangyaochifengshang,biaoqingqiancheng。

zhuangxiaofanmeiyoubihui,jiexialaiduifangdecheyaochi,jiuyangzhangerqu。

zhuangxiaofanjiashizhechezi,zhefandaolelimenghanxiaoqu,tingkaohoujingzhishangloule。

limenghandakaiwumendeshihou,quekandaozhuangxiaofan,wanruobiaoqiangban,zhanzaimenkou。

limenghandemeimouzhong,shifangchujingyadeguangmang。

“nizenmezhanzaizheili,zhanleduojiule?”

zhuangxiaofantuokoudao:“zhishisangexiaoshieryi!”

“sangexiaoshi,yidongbudong,nipianguini!”limenghannanyixiangxin。

zhuangxiaofantankaishuangshou,wugudidao:“woganjuehenqingsonga,zheijiaoshima!”

limenghanpiezuidao:“zhuangxiaofan,wozhenhuaiyi,nishibushigangtiezuode。”

“nizhiqiandaodishishenmerena,zenmeshentisuzhizheimehao,nandaoshigongdibanzhuandema!”

limenghanbuzhidaozhuangxiaofandeshenshi。

zhuangxiaofanzhishituranjianglinzaitadeshenbiande。

dangnianyeyeshuo,zhuangxiaofanshirenzhonglongfeng,yidingyaorangsunnvjiajita。

naihesannianguoqu,zhuangxiaofanmeiyouyifeichongtiandejixiang,fanerjiyidiushi,zaiwairenkanlaixianggeshazi!

“nichizaofanlema,kuaidianjinlaichidianba!”limenghansuiranbiaoqingyane,buguohaishirangzhuangxiaofanjinlai。

dangkandaozhuangxiaofandeshihou,zhaomeilingyanshenyane,piezuidao:“mourenzuotianbushihenyingqidema!”

“jintianjiranguolaile,jiuzhudongqulinjuliujiejiadaoqian,fouzeyongyuanbiehuilaile。”

zhuangxiaofantuokoudao:“haode,ma!buguowoxianchifan!”

“chishenmechi,wodouweigoule!meiyongdedongxi,chileyeshilangfei!”

huayinluodi,tajiujiangguolimiandefancai,daozaigoupenzhong。

zhuangxiaofantuokoudao:“meishidema,woxianzaiyoubuele!”

limenghankandaozhuangxiaofanwonangdemoyang,xinzhongshihentiebuchenggangdeqinggan。

zhuangxiaofan,nishenmeshihouxiangshinanrenyiyang,tingzhiyaobanzuoren。

“woqushangbanle!”limenghanshizaibuxiangkandaozhuangxiaofan。

zhuangxiaofantuokoudao:“menghan,woqusongniba!”

limenghanzuichunnieru,biaoqingnankan,dao:“niqusongwo,nashenmesongwo,nandaokaidiandongchema!”

“bushidemenghan,qingnixiangxinwo!”

huayinluodi,errenjiulaidaolelouxia。

楼下。

yixinglinjuduizheneiliangmashaladi,zhizhidiandian。

zuotiandeliujie,yezairenqundangzhong。

yirendao:“zheishisheijiadechezia,mashaladi,yaoshangbaiwandeba!”

“shia,guanjianshizheigechepai,yezhigejishiwanle。”

linjumengongweidao:“liujie,zheichezishibushinimenjianvxudea!”

“womenzheilimian,jiushunimenjianvxu,zuiyouchuxile,shigongsidezhuguan!”

刘姐名叫刘艺。

liuyiwenyan,yanboliuzhuan,xiaoxixidao:“shia,benlaixiangdidiaoyixiede,haishibeinimenkanchulaile!”

yirentongxinjishoubandidao:“womenzheidonglou,tiaojianzuihaode,yaoshulijiadelimenghanle!”

“kexiakexi,jiajileyigefeiwu,zhishizhidaochiruanfan。”

“kankanrenjialiujiejiadejingjingguniang,jiajileyigejinguixu。”

“zhendeshirenbirendesi,huobihuoderengle!”

“yaoshiwoguniangjiajizheimeyigefeiwu,wodouxiangqutiaoloule!”

yixingrenxixisusudiyilunzhe,jiangzhuangxiaofanbiandidefenwenbushi。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,limenghanhezhuangxiaofan,qiahaoxialou。

tingdaolinjumendexianyansuiyu,limenghanbaileshenbiandezhuangxiaofanyiyan,xinzhongtongkuwanfen。

zhuangxiaofan,nishenmeshihou,keyijiwozhangliana?

zheigeshihou,zhuangxiaofanqiaoranguoqu,zoudaolinjumenzhongjian。

“chezinimenkangoulema,mafanrangrang,woyaozoule!”

liuyitingshenerchu,yibiandimocazhegeboshangdehongchuang,yibianchixiaodao:“zenmele,tingnidekouwen,hechezishinideyiyang!”

“meiyongdefeiwu,chulezuzhoubieren,haihuishenme!”

zhuangxiaofanmeiyouyanyu,taochulaicheyaochi,anleyixia。

erhou,mashaladidechedeng,huangranshanshuolejixia……