第5章 撮合爹地妈咪(2110字)

“suiranxianzaianjiabibushanglingjia,danshiyaoduifulingyichen,wohaishiyoubanfade,nibuyongcaoxin,zhaojiangyideshijiujiaojiwo!”

baisuranpaipaianxidejian,shiyitashaoanwuzao。

“xixi,bushiwobanglingyichenshuohua。lingyichenzuoweilingjiadeyangzi,daoxianzaichengweilingjiadezhangquanren,tadeshouduanhenla,nibushiduishou。”

“wogenlingyichenshenghuolesannian,chuletazijizhiwai,woshizuilejietaderen,nifangxinba,wobuhuichikuide。”

anxidunledun,baisuranshuodeyeyoudaoli。

wunianqian,anjiayulingjiadeshilibuxiangshangxia,ziconglingyichenzuolelingjiadezhangquanrenzhihou,lingjiadeshilizhousheng,yijingshuaileanjiahaojitiaojie。

qishianxiyebuqueding,tayulingyichenjiaoliang,youjifenshengsuan。

jianbaisuranyanshenkending,anxizuizhongdiandiantou,tongyile。

lianggedarenzaiketingliaozhechenzhongdehuati,liangxiaozhiquezaifangjianjilieditaolun。

“yiyi,zheigenanrenhenizhangdehaoxiang,tabuhuijiushiwomendediediba?”

bainingchenzhizhediannaohuamianzhongdenanren。

zheishijichangneibudejiankong,changmianshigonggongweishengjiandemenkou,lingyichenlazhebaisuranbufangdehuamian。

pingmudehuamianhenqingxi,lingyichenchuanzheheisedexizhuang,wuheipengsongdeduanfagaizaitoushang,wuguanshensuiyouliti,shuaiqiyouchenwen。

guanjianshi,zheigenanrenyubainingyiyoubafenxiangsi,rangrenxiangbuhuaiyidounan。

bainingyijingyadizhangzhexiaozui,buquedingdikaikou,“huoxuba,danshimamibushishuodiedibuzailema?fentoucaodoubiwomengaole!”

bainingchenzuozhishenti,yishouzhichengxiaba,xianglexiangkaikou,“yeshiha,mamibuhuipianwomen。”

tingdaogegedehua,bainingyixinzhongwuzishengqiyizhenshiluo,yaoshizheigerenzhendeshitadiedijiuhaole。

“danshibufangaiwomenrangtazuowomendiediya!”jiandaodidishiluo,bainingchenlimazhuankou。

bainingyiyanjingyiliang,miaodonggegedehua。

“nideyisishiwomencuohemamihezheigeshushu?”

“meicuo!”bainingchenzhizhediannao,duibainingyishuodao,“yiyi,nikuaichachazheigeshushudeziliao,womenzhaojihuijimamianpaishang!”

“好!”

shuoganjiugan,bainingyishouzhikuaisuzaijianpanshangfeiwu,henkuailingyichendeziliaoxianshizaiwangyeshang。

“lingyichen,lingshijituandedongshizhang,jiangchengzuichenggongdeqiyejia……”

……

menwai,anxidadianhuaranglisaoguolai,guaduanzhihoucaiduibaisuranshuodao。

“lisaozaiwojiazuoleduonian,renzhuanyeyouqinhe,worangtaguolaibangnizhaoguhaizi,nizheiyicihuijiangcheng,yibianyougongzuo,yibianyouyaozhaojiangyi,zhibudingduomangni。”

“xiexieni,xixi。”baisuranzhenchengdidaoxie。

“跟我还客气啥!”

anxichenlebaisuranyiyan,shoujidanchuxinwenxiaoxi,tarenbuzhudianjinquyikan,shunjianqixuefanyong。

“zhiqianyejiejiuchuanlingyichenheguyueyougenver,wohaibuxiangxin,meixiangdaoshizhende!”

“kanzheinvhaiyejiuwusuizuoyou,nandaotaheguyuezainilihunqianjiugoudashangle?”

baisuranmiaoleyixiaanxideshouji。

resoushangheranchuxianjigereci:

‘顾玥凌亦琛’

‘guyuehelingyichenyouyigenver’

‘nvdingliuyubazongdeaiqing’

……

xiangdaoganggangzaijichangkandaodeneigexiaonvhai,mianrongjiaoxiao,keaidijin。

baisuranxinzhonghaishibeicitongleyixia。

taguzuoqingsong,“buzhidao,buguozheixiegenwomeiguanxile。”

anxitizijideguimibuping,kandaowangyeshangyiqundezhufusheng,xinzhongnuqishizu。

“zhanan!haoyisizaiwangshangxiuenai?gounannv,wozhunigenxiaosanyingnianzaoshi!”

baisuranzhidaoanxidehuobaopiqi,wunaixiaolexiao,yerenyoutamalingyichen。

毕竟她自己也想骂。

……

lingyichenbaozhelinganqihuijia,cishilinganqishuidezhengshu。

gangjinxuanguan,lingtaitaideshengyinjiuchuanlai,“yichenhuilaile!lai,kuai,mazuoleyizhuoziniaichidecaijinijiefeng,kuailaichangchang。”

shengyinhenda,lingyichenxiayishidijianghaiziwanghuaizhongdailedai。

“等一下。”

lingyichenlengmodikanlelingtaitaiyiyan,baozhehaizishanglelou。

jiangqiqifangzaichuangshang,xixindijitagaishangbeizizhihou,tacaixialelou。

cishilingtaitaidelianseyijingbuhaole,“yigepeiqianhuoeryi,yezhidenizheimebaobei!”

tashuaishoujinlecanting,lingyichenmeitoujinzhou,genzhejinlecanting。

lingyichenxiangcaiguomin,canzhuoshangdecai,zhiyouqingchaoshishumeiyouxiangcai。

tazuodaozhuweishang,meiyoulijidongkuai,chaolingtaitaikaikou,shengyinbingliang,“ma,ninyihoubuyaolaizheili。”

‘啪!’

lingtaitaijiangkuaizishuaidaolecanzhuoshang,“lingyichen!wofeijinxinsidaozheililaijinizuoyidunwancan,weinijiefengxichen,nidaohao,zhangkoujiushiganwozou。”

“nibiewangle,dangchushisheibaniconggueryuandaihuilai,rangnizuodaojintianzheigeweizhide!”

lingyichenqueshishilingtaitaizaishinianqiandaihuilingjiade。

lingjiazailingyichenzheiyibeizhong,meiyouerzi,lingtaitaidezhangfuqushi,weilezailingjiazhanwenjiaogen,tarenyanglelingyichen。

zhicilingyichenyesuanshijiazhongdeyifenzi。

lingyichenzixiaocongmingnenggan,yehendelingjialaoyezideshangshi,zitakaishizhangguanlingshijituandeshihou,tajiujinlelingjiazupu。

“ninyaoshiduiqiqihaoyidian,wobuhuiganninzou。”

zheiyijuhuagengshichupengdaolelingtaitaideshenjing。

“xiao**shengdehaizi,haishiyigenver,yezhidenizheimebaobei?nandaonihaixiangzhebaisuranneigenvren?”

“dangchutahenxinpaoqizijideqinshengnver,daizouwosunzi,bujiushibaofuniheguyuema?nidaoxianzaihaixiangzheta,zhenshishademeibianle!”

yixiangdaobaisuran,lingtaitaijiuqideyayangyang。

dangnianzijineimeqidaideyigesunzi,yaotatuodaojiudianshengtabuyuanyi,haishanzidaizouta,guyiliuxiayigepeiqianhuo。

zhenshigeeduzhijidenvren!

“wogaosuni,ganjingenguyuebashibanle,chenzaojiwoshenggedasunzichulai,zheiyangnizailingjiadediweiyewengule,daoshihoujiguyueyigemingfen,tahaodaiyegenlenijinianle……”

lingyichenmengdizhanqishenlai,daduanlelingtaitaidehua。

tadelianseyinchendikuaiyaodichushuilai,shengyinlenglie,“wodeshininhaishishaochashou,wozailingjiadediweihenwengu。”

lingyichenzouchucanting,fenfuguanjiaqinglingtaitaichuqu,lingtaitaiyibianmamalielie,yibianchulebieshu。

ruanxuzoushangqianlai,youyudixianglingyichenkaikou。

“lingzong,nihexiaojiezaijichangbeipaidaole,yijingshangresoule,shuonimenyijingjiehunhaiyouyigehaizi,wangshangxianzaiyipianzhufusheng。”

lingyichenlianseyinchen,tahaizhenjiguyuelianle!

“去处理掉。”