第3章那就当保安吧
“hahaha！”laotaijunyangtiandaxiao，zhuqilongtouguaizhanghuanhuanzhanleqilai，xiaodao：“hao！jiranzhuweiruciyouchengyi，woluojiaruoshizaibudaying，yeweimianyoushifengfan。”
shuowan，takanleyiyanpangbiandeluozhichang，youdao：“zhichang，zheijianshiqingjiujiaojinilaichuli，fangxin，nainaihuizaiyipangxiezhu，niyexiwangzainainaituixiuzhiqian，zuochuyifanchengjichulai，duibudui？”
shuohuazhishi，laotaijundeyanjingkeyipiaoleyixiarenqunzhizhongdeluofeng。
sheidounengtingdechulai，zheiyifanhua，jiushishuojineigeyezhongsanshaoyetingde。
“shi，nainai。”luozhichangbuben，ziranmingbainainaideyisi，jimanggongshendao：“fangxin，zhichangyidingbufusuowang！”
laotaijunxinweidedianlediantou，lengmodeyanshen，saoleyixiachangxiadeluofeng。
benyiweitahuibugaoxing，shenzhidafaleiting，kemeixiangdaodeshi，luofengdelianshang，quegenbenmeiyouyisibiaoqing！
fangfoduiyutadehua，yidiandoubufangzaixinshang。
“laotaijun，nishibushiyoudiantaipianxinle！”jiuzaicishi，menwaikanrenaoderenzhizhong，chuanlaijiaoxiaozhisheng：“luofengyeshiluojiaderen，zenmehuidaozijidejiazu，liangezhiwudoumeiyou？”
zheihuachuandaolelaotaijunerduoli，liansedunshijiubianle，dengleyiyanmenwai，keshiwaimianrenshuzhongduo，genbenbuzhidaoshisheishuode。
luozhichangjimangzhanlechulai，duiwaihandao：“shisheizaizheilidayanbucan？womenluojiadeshiqing，younishuohuadefenma？”
huayingangluo，menwairenqunzhizhong，limayourenjiehua：“zhichangshaoye，huakebushizheimeshuo，nimenluojiakeshizhonghaishipoyoumingwangdejiazu，nandaoxiangyinweizheijianshi，zaorenxiaobingbucheng？”
“jiushijiushi，tangtangdeluojiasanshaoye，zaibuduichanggetiaowu，huidaojiazushayebushi，jianzhishixiaosirenle！”
“哈哈哈哈。”
renshengcaoza，xiaoshengyipian，zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyudeyilunzhe，luozhichangxiangyaozuzhi，quehaowubanfa。
zheixieren，fenmingshichibaolemeishiganzaizheixiaqihong。
chaoxiaoluofengdeshitamen，weiluofengchutoudeyeshitamen，wufeijiushixiangkanluojiadexiaohuaeryi！
tamenchaoxiaoluofengwusuowei，keyingshiyaocheshangluojia，luozhichangxinlishiyibaigebutongyi！
laotaijunjianzhongrenxingzhibobo，yebuhaoqiangxingdaduan，bijingzheishichuanchuqu，zijidemianziyeguabuzhu，yaoguai，jiuzhinengguaizheigefeiwuluofeng。
“gewei，qingshaoanwuzao。”laotaijunchaozhemenwaihandao：“zhengruzhuweisuoyan，luofengshiwoluojiaren，jiranhuilaile，neiwoluojiajiubuhuirangtachikui。”
shuozhehua，biankanlekanyuanneideren。
sandajiazuderensuishuodoushiluofengzhangbei，danzheibijingshiluojiadejiashi，buhaoxunwenwairen，yushibianduiluozhichangshuodao：“zhichanga，bangnididizaigongsilimiananpaiyigezhiwuba。”
“keshi.....keshi......”luozhichangzhangkouxiangyaoshuohua，queyoubuzhidaogaizenmeshuo，zhiwupiankeyemeiyoubahuashuoquan。
gongsizanwukongquezhizhi，erqieluofengzheigefeiwu，younengganxieshenmeni？。
laotaijunyouqishizhendeyaorangluofengjingongsi，tazhishibuxiangluojiazaorenxiaobingbale，biankaikoudao：“zheiyangba..........”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，menwaibianyouhaoshizhirenjimangchahuadao：“luojiadefeichaishaoye，bushicanguojunma，jiurangtadangbaoanbujiudele！”
保安！
tangtangluojiadesanshaoye，huidaojiazugongsi，queyaotadangbaoan！
cihuayichu，quanchangdunshiyizhendaxiao。
zhongrenxiaodeshiqianyanghouhe。
“meicuo，rangtadangbaoanzuiheshile！hahaha！”
laotaijunqidelianshangqingyizhenziyizhen，longtouguaizhangyongliyichudiban，fennudezhuanguoshenqu，buxiangzaikanwaimianyiyan。
luozhichangyeqifendekanlekanyipangdeluofeng，yuanbendaxiderizi，quezhengshiyinweita，shideluojiayanmiansaodi！
kezheiyiyankanqu，luofengqueshiyilianpingjing，mianduizhongrendechaoxiao，tasihaobuweisuodong。
tayueshipingjing，luozhichangdexinlijiuyuelaiqi，dangxiabianhoudao：“afu！laodongxi！haidengshenme，kuaibadamenguanshanga！”
zheiyishenghou，fubohedejimangbashoushangdechajufangxia，paodaomenkouzhunbeiguanshangdamen。
“manzhe！”laotaijunlihouyisheng，jimangzuzhi。
luozhichangzheimezuo，weimianyoushidajiazudeqipai。
yuanbensandajiazudaofang，laotaijunjiuguyijiangdamenchangkai，rangwaimianderenkanjiancicidahui，jiejiyangwei。
zhishibucengxiang，luofengdedaolai，bujinmeiyourangluojiayangwei，fanerlunweixiaohua。
xianzaiguanmen，weimianbutuo，zhongrenzhihuiyiweiluojiaqiduxiao，yaoshichuanlechuqu，haiburangzhenggezhonghaishiderenxiaodiaodaya！
xiangdaocichu，laotaijunzhuanguoshenlai，duiluofengshuodao：“luofenga，jiranhuilaile，jiuqukankannideqiziba，niyuefujinlaishentiyouyang，zuonvxude，yegaiqukanyikan。”
luofengdianlediantou，baibienainai，zaimenwaineixiekanrenaobaixingdexiaoshengzhizhongzoulechuqu。
yizhidaotaxiaoshizaizhongrendeshixianzhinei，luojiazuzhaicaishaoshaoanjingxialai。
zaizhongrenxinzhong，zheigeluojiadefeiwushaoye，genbenjiushiyigesuichuyidongdexiaohua！
raneranjingpianke，waimianyouchuanlaihansheng。
“kuaikan！lailehaoduochea！”
wangneibiankanqu，neishiyizhilaizibuduidechedui，dagaiyoushiduoliang，qizhongyiliangkacheshang，bitingdezuozheliangpaishibing。cheshangmengzheyikuaisuliaobu，gaogaolongqi，kanzheijiashi，zheiliangpaishibingshizaikanhubulimiandedongxi。
fubokandaozheimeduodejunchetingzaimenqian，youcongshangmianxialaijigexiongshengeshadejunguanqusankanrenaodequnzhong，hedejimangpaojinyuanli，handao：“laotaijun，buhaole，buhaole，waimianlailehaoduojunguan！”
“huanghuangzhangzhangganshenme？”laotaijunchenshenghechi，kanleyiyanmenwai，yeshibujie，luojiashizuozhengdangshengyide，congweiyujunfangdaguojiaodao，zenmehuituranlailezheimeduoren？
buguolaidoulaile，jutishenmeshi，chuquyikanbianzhi。
“yuanlaijishike，zhichang，suiwochuquyingjie。”
shuowanzhihou，laotaijunzhuzhelongtouguaizhangjiuyinglechuqu。
fubohaishiyouxiedanxin，xiaoshengdigudao：“gaibuhuishiluojiaredaoleshenmedarenwu，laichaluojiadeba？”
“hushuoshenme！”luozhichangshangweizouyuan，huiguotouhenhendengletayiyan，youhedao：“wuyazui，**dehuoqu！”
zuzhaimenwai，kanrenaodeneixierendouyijingbeiqusanyuanle，liangpaishibingbizhidezhanzhe，zaiduiwuzhiqiande，shiyigeshencaitingba，mianronggangyidejunguan。
junguanyijiandaolaotaijunchulai，bianwendao：“qingwen，zheilishiluojiama？”