cihuayichu，quanchangzhenjing，baokuoxiaolusizaineisuoyourendouleidelijiaowainen！
【shentamadebaozouxiaolusi，gangpaogeguoranmingbuxuchuana！woxihuan！】
【zheijiushilaizimaomenshouxideqipoma？kongburusi！】
【nimenkuaikanlusinvshenjuranlianhongle！wanle，lusinvshenbuhuizhenduiqingangpaoganxingquba！】
【wopei！zanmendelusinvshenzenmehuikanshangta，bukenengjueduibukeneng！】
【shoubule，sheinengxianchangzhenshiyixiazheigeqingangpao，woyaonongsita！】
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qinchenkanbudaozhibodanshiquenengtingdaoxitongchuanlaidetishiyin，taofazhizaiyiyizhongkongbudesuduzengzhang！
takeyixiangxiangdaopingmushangkendingyouwushudexiaoheizidaishangtongkumianju。
guorankuailejiushijianlizaibierentongkuzhishang。
zaihoutaigongzuorenyuandaidaidikanzheniubi：“niudao，zheiduanhuanengboma？”
牛导名叫牛逼！
yigetudingzhongniannanren，yeshizheidangjiemudezongdaoyan，jiuxiangtademingziyiyang，tapailehenduoyoumingdezongyibiru《taopaoba，jiemei！》,《fangqitiaozhan》，《bailandeshenghuo！》
niubifengkuangdinaozhetianlinggai，wodedagea！zheishizhiboa！
younizheimedazhiqiudema？
zheishiwansitadejiemuma？
“热度怎么样了？”
“niudao！redubaole！zhijiezhanglesanqianwan！”gongzuorenyuankanzhebiaozhangderedujinghu。
“什么？”
niubizhenjingle，dangchutazhisuoyizhaoshangqinchen，jiushijuedeguominnvshenheliuliangxiaoshengzhijianyinggaihuiyoubucuodefanchaxiaoguo。
zhishitameiyouxiangdao，qinchenzuotianbujinzhijiebaohuochongshangresou，jintianhaizheimeyoujiemuxiaoguo。
ganqingzheiqinchenshijiemuguicai？
“zanmenhaijixuaizhichutiyanma？”gongzuorenyuanruoruodiwendao。
“jixu！weishenmebujixu？jiwohenhenchutiyan！”
节目继续。
zhuchirenjixujiexialaidehuodong，zonggongshisangewentixuyaoshuangfangzhenchenghuida，pangbianhaiyoucehuangyifangzhiyourensahuang。
henkuaizhuchirennazhehuatongwenchulaidiyigewenti。
“qingwenliangweiduiduifangdediyiyinxiangshishenme？zheiliyoucehuangyikebunengsahuange！”
xiaolusichouleyiyanqinchen，minzhezuixiaoleyisheng：“ganjueyoudianfuqian，shuohuataiguozhibai，youdianbuguonaozi，buguorenzhangdehenshuai，muqianzhidaojiuzheimeduo。”
【chou**，beixianqileba！wojiuzhidaolusikanbushangnizheizhongliuliangxiaosheng！】
【gangtiezhinanguorandaonalidoubeixianqi！】
【zhongyuyourennengzhizheigeqingangpaole，laozizhijiefangbianpao！putiantongqing！】
zhuchirenkanzhexiangqinchen：“nini？”
qinchenzhouzhemeitou，wofuqian？nalifuqianle？wobushihenrenke。
“wojuedetayanxia，shuohuameiyouneihan，kenengshinaozibuhao，buguozhangdebucuo，muqianzhidaojiuzheimeduo。”
【xiaosi，bukuishiwomenjiagangpao，jiulianlusinvshendoubuyuanyifangguoa！】
【qingangpaozheizuia！gencuileduyiyang！】
【sheinengbaqingangpaochachuqu！wozhenxiangfeiqijitayijiao！tayepei？】
erxiaolusiyishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjinglimianquanshiwenhao。
“nibushiyoushenmedabing？”
“neishiniyoubing！nimeibingniweishashuowo？”qinchenhaobukeqidihuiduidao。
xiaolusiqidexiongkouqifubuzhi：“ni......jiubuhuixiangzijidewentima？”
“woyoushenmewenti？nimeibingwohuishuonima？”
“我......”
xiaolusiqideyijuhuashuobuchulai，guzhesaibangzijiangnaodaipiedaoyibian。
好气啊！
keshitahaoxiangshuodeyoudaoli！
更气了！
duimiandezhuchirenshayanle，zheidaodishizaichaocphaishizaichaochoujiaa！
weiweiwei，nimenshangdeshilianzonga！
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yanchouliangrenhuoyaoweishizu，zhuchirenlianmangtichuxiayigewenti。
“neiliangweiqidaiheduifangyiqiwanchengjiexialaiyibaitiandeshenghuoma？”
zheici，zhuchirencongmingbahuatongdijiqinchen，shengpatajiezhexiaolusidehuashuochuyifanhulangzhicilai。
“qidai，qidaibatabaohuijia！”qinchenhaobuyouyudishuodao。
【**！wodedaoni！sheinengbatazuijidushang！】
【woxianzaijiuyaoqudingjipiaonongsizheigeshanpao！】
【sishanpao，niyaoganguaizouwomenjialusinvshen，wotiantianjinimenjiajidaopian！】
zhuchirenlenghanzhimao，budui，wojiubuyinggaibahuatongdijiqinchende。
zheifayantaizhaliele，wodexiaoxinzangshoubule！
ganjinbahuatongdidaoxiaolusimianqian。
xiaolusiyishuangshuiwangwangdayanjingzhongdaizheyimoxiunaoheyuanqi：“buqidai！wohetazheiyangderenyiqishenghuoyibaitianwokenenghuibeiqisi......”
“嘀嘀嘀！”
“你在说谎！”
zhibojianzaicibaozha，yizhongchiguaqunzhongfenfencaiceqilai。
什么情况？
lusinvshenzenmehaisahuangle？
tabuhuizhendeduiqingangpaoyouyisiba！
haiyouganggangdelianhongshishenmeqingkuang？
zhuchirennazhehuatongdeshoudouyouxiezhandou，yishuangmanshikunhuodeyanjingkanzhexiaolusi，zhei......shishenmeqingkuang？
“lusi，zanmenzheigecehuangyikeshibaifenzhibaizhenshidee......”
xiaolusishouzuwucuobaxiaoshouniezaiyiqi，lianjiayongqiyimohongyun，gujizhenshimeixiangdaojiemuzuzheimezhenshi。
“ng......suanshiyoudianqidaiba！buguogangcaitadeshuohuataiqirenle，qidaijianglebushao。”
shuowan，xiaolusihaitoumiaoleqinchenyiyan，neixiuchideganjuedoukuaiyichulaile。
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danqinchenmengbile，yaotiaoshunvjunzihaoqiu，taqidaizaizhengchangbuguo，danxiaolusihaiqidaihetayikuaishenghuo？zheishishenmeqingkuang？
liangrenzhijiankeyishuoshihaowujiaoji，wanquanjiushiweilechaozuo。
buhuizhenkanshangwozheizhangshuaiqibirendelianleba？
nvrena！nihaishimanshihuoe！
ranerzhibojianchedibaozha！
【lusinvshendezhiqiugongji，zheisheidingdezhua！】