lujunxiaoshoujishangdeshipin，zhengshiliangchaoyubangfeizuojiaoyibangjialeledehuamian，yinzhiqingxi，shibangfeilinsiqianjiaojilujunxiaodezhengju。
bangfeitouzizheimezuomudehenjiandan，zainadaoqianhouyongshipinweixieliangchao，zaihenhenqiaozhayibi。
“haoa，liangchao，nizhenshigeyiguanqinshou！”
“xiaozi，wozhenshiyanxiale，nilianlujunxiaodouburu！”
nihuifangyuchudayuanqidelianjiatonghong，zhiqianzaitamenxinzhongliangchaokeshiyigenianshaoyouwei，youqianyoushi，fengdupianpiandedashaoye，xianzaikanlaijiushiyigeyongxinxianededaitu。
cikeliangchaomanlianzhenjingdedingzhelujunxiaodeshouji，neixinxiongyongpengbai，dasiyexiangbutonglujunxiaoshouzhongzenmehuiyouzheigeshipin。
shipinzhongwulunrenhaishishengyin，doufeichangqingxi，tawanquanpaobudiaole。
“手机给老子！”
liangchaolianseyinchen，likeshenshouquduolujunxiaodeshouji。
danlujunxiaolikejiangshoujichuairukudouzhong，tuihoujibuchaofengdao：“wojiusuanzaibushihedangleledebaba，yebinizheigehuozhenjiashidebangjiafanyaoqiangduole。”
liangchaolianshang**ladeteng，gangshuochudehuajiubeihenhendahuilai。
tazhidaoshipinchuxian，yijingbukenengdedaochuxinyidehaoganle，likeluchubenxing，zaizhongrenmianqianfengkuangdaxiaojisheng，liansezhengningdao：“lujunxiao，youdianshouduana，buguokexideshizaijueduideshiliyuquanlimianqian，nizhongweilouyi。”
shuowan，tayishousisuixizhuangwaitao，luchumanshendejianziji，yiquanxiangzhelujunxiaosisidaqu。
砰！
lujunxiaonaodaiyipian，jiuqingsongduokai，kebeihoudeqiangbibeiliangchaodachuyidaozhizhuwang，qiangbikailie！
chudayuan，chuxinyi，nihuifangmudengkoudai，zheihaishirenma，yiquanjiangjianyingdeqiangbidalie，quantoubutongma？
lujunxiaoliansepingjing。tazhidaozheigeshijiecunzaiwuzhe，gongyoujiupin，yongyouchaoyuechangrendeliliang，zaibianjingzhanquzhong，meiyiweikuanglongdiandehudianshizhedoushililiangchaofandewuzhe。
“haha，lujunxiao，paleba，qishiwoshiyiweiwuzhe，zaiwuzhemianqian，nijiushiyizhilouyi，woyiquanjiunengdabaonidetou。”
“nishouzhongyouwozhishibangfeidezhengjuyouruhe？woshenweiwuzhe，shaniquanjiaqingeryiju，shunbianzhizaoyichanghuozai，zaidongyongwobabadeguanxi，wojiunengxiaoyaofawai。”
liangchaomiansebingleng，kanzhelujunxiaojiuxiangshikanzheyijushiti。
“dangranle，wojintiankebuhuineimejiandandeshaleni。”
liangchaofengkuangqilai，benlailujunxiaoruoshibunachuneigeshipin，tadaobuzhiyucheditanpai，keyijixuzhuanghaorenpianquchuxinyidehuanxin。
erxianzaitagaizhuyile，jirandebudaochuxinyi，neimejiuchedihuile，bierenyexiuyangdedao。
buguoliangchaoxiangdaoleyigehenyouqudefazi，duizhelujunxiaolengxiao：“lujunxiao，niruoshixiangyaohuozhezouchuzheigewuzi，jiuguizaidishangqiuwo。”
ranhouduizhechuxinyizenghendeshuo：“haiyouni，daxueshihoulaozizhuinibudaliwo，xianzainijiushiyigepoxie，tiantianhaizaiwomianqianjixuzhuangqinggao，laozijintianjiujiangnishangle。”
shuowanliangchaomanlianxieyitanlandidingzhechuxinyideshenzi，manbuxiangzhechuxinyizouqu。
chuxinyihedehunshenfaruan，tandaozaidishang，jinghuangshuo：“nibieguolai。”
nihuifangyuchudayuanhuzainvershenqian，shuangtuifaruan，hunshendazhan，lianhuadoushuobuchu。
lujunxiaozheishihouzhongyudongnule，huzaichuxinyishenqian，lengshengshuo：“nibenkezuolaohuoming，xianzainimeijihuile。”
liangchaokuangxiao：“lujunxiao，kanlainihaibuqingchuxianzaidezhuangkuanga，woxiandaduannisizhi，rangniqinyankanwowannilaopo。”
liangchaoxiangzhelujunxiaodetuitiqu。
lujunxiaolengxiao，zhanzhebudong。
砰！
liangchaotizhonglelujunxiaodetui，yidaopangdadeliliangconglujunxiaodetuishangfandanerchu，rutongjushizaluo。
咯！
qingcuidegutouduanlieshengchuanlai。