第3章 渣男祖师爷,在线教学

“laolao,ninmeishiba?”

liudongxihuxiyouxiejicu,tagenbenmeixiangdaolaolaohuizaizheishihouhuranchushou,gengmeixiangdaotianxuanlaozujiushishanglelaolaodeneigezhanan。

kexianzaibushisuanzhangdeshihou,ruruorangtianxuanzongjihen,zhenggeyaochixianshanjiumeibiyaozaibeibujixudaixiaqu。

tingjianshengyin,duyouqianyebuzaiguanzijineiwunidizi,zhuantouyilianshenqingkanxiangliusiyan。

dangshaonvtaitoukanxiangneirouruanyanshen,shunjianlunxianqizhong。

weiweiyizheng,liusiyanxinzangbuzhengqijulietiaodong,yigujingxizhiyiyongxian,erhouyouhuazuofennu,zhuanshunbianshiaonao。

“haoyigetianxuanlaozu,haoyigedijingzhanan。rujin,shifoudasuanyitianxuanzongzhimingzhenyayaochixianshan?”

柳思妍冷嘲热讽道。

chengyunlaozujirenwenyanmeitouyizhou,quekanjianduyouqianbaibaishou,yilianrouqing:

“你瘦了!”

“xiaokantiansemukanyun,xingyesiqing,zuoyesiqing!ciqingkedaichengzhuiyi,zhishidangshiyiwangran……”

“shagua,kanzhenirucinanshou,zheisanqianduonianwoyouhechangbushianzishenshang。”

“cengjingyouyifenzhenzhideaiqingbaizaiwomianqian,wobuzhidaozhenxi,zaiwoshiqudeshihouzheicaizhuihuimoji,renshijianzuidadetongkumoguoyuci……”

“ruguotiandaonenggoujiwoyigezailaiyicidejihui,wohuibaozheneigenvhai,duitashuo:woaini!”

“ruguofeiyaozaizheifenaiqingshangmianjiayigeshijian,woxiwangshi……yibeizi……”

duyouqiandeshuangyanfangfonengchushuiyiban,jiuzheiyangshenqingwenroudekanzheliusiyan,rangliusiyanxinzhongsuoyouyuanfenyanxiaoyunsan。

tazhengyukaikou,quebeiduyouqianyongshouzhifengzhuzuichun:

“wozhiniyuanwo,ruguoshalewonengpingxinidenuhuo,woyuanyi。”

“bijingwoshiriwuduo,xiangsichengji。ruguowodesinengrangnixinqingshutan,woyuanyisiyiwanci,zhiyao……niguodehao……”

shenqingzhijidehua,rangzaichangsuoyourendougandongluolei。

“wuwuwu,meixiangdaotianxuanlaozujingranrucishenqing,wobuxingwoyijingaishangleta……”

“dangniankendingyoubudeyidekuzhong,cairangtamenfenkai,woxianzaihaoxiangzhidaodangnianfashengshenmeshiqing。”

“wokusizhende,ruguoliushanzhubujieyi,wokeyidangxiaosanma?xiaosiyexing……”

shenchuxuanwozhongxin,liusiyangengshixinshenshishou,huangluanbuyi,niezheyijiaojingranbugankanduyouqianyiyan,wanruohuaichunshaonvbeixinshangrengaobai。

henlezheimeduonian,sinianzheimeduonian,zhenyaozijiqutaxingming,zijizenmexiadequshou。

xiangqiliangrenqianshoudehuamian,leishuihuachengyuxiamantian,jinriliangrenzaijianmian,jiuwangqingyijiumengnengyuan。

她,心软了……

qingchanglaoshouduyouqianzirankandechulai,chenredatie:

“baoer,woaini,jiurangwomenyiqijinruaiqingdefenmuba!”

宝儿?

宝儿是谁?

benyijingyiluanqingmideliusiyanshunjianqingxing,miandaihanshuang,kanxiangduyouqiandemuguangyedaishangyisifennu。

mengrantaiqiyoushouyibakazhuduyouqianbozi,shengyinbinglengwubi:“woshiliusiyan,shuo,baoershishei?wonalibibushangta,nengrangniruciniannianbuwang?”

卧槽,过头了!

duyouqianhenbudejizijiyierguazi,zenmejiuduozuijiaogemingzini。

bijingqiannvyoutaiduo,shijiantaijiu,jiaocuoleyezhengchang,kedangxiaqingkuangbuyunxua!

dangzhezheimeduorenmian,laoliandoudiuguangle。

jiaocuoqiannvyoumingzizenmeban?zaixiandeng,shiwanhuoji!

zaichangqitarenshuangyanfangguangkanzheliangren,jiangchiguabiaoqingshangyandaojizhi。

大瓜,大瓜啊!

tianxuanlaozuzhananbeishichuile,yuanbenhaiyiweishishenqingdejiuqingfuran,meixiangdaoshisidaolintoudezhiliposui。

duchengyunkanzheduyouqianbeiying,suiranmingbaizenmehuishi,quehaishixinshengpeifu:“shizunbukuishishizun,benyiweiquenvren,meixiangdaoyixiajiumaochulailiangshiniang!”

咕噜~

ganshoudaobozishangdeliqi,duyouqianhuranjiubuxiangsile。

xianzaixitongjihuo,tayijingyongyouhuoxiaqudexiwang,jiranruciweihebunengyuqiannvyoumenzaixuqianyuan?

naohaizhongshanguoqianwanniantou,duyouqianyijiushenqingkanzheliusiyan:

“baoer,shiduizijizuiqinaiderenchenghu。zhiyouzijizuiaideren,caishizuidebao!”

“wojiaodebushinidemingzi,jiaodeshiduinibaohanaiyidexin。ruguonibuyuanyibeiwojiaozuobaoer,neinijiujixuzuowodesiyan!”

嘶~

suoyourendanaoshunjiandangji。

zheitemepabushizhananzushiyeba,zheidounengsuibianyuanhuilai?

chulelianainao,shaoweizhengchangyidianderendouzhidaoduyouqianzheihuayanqiaoyudeqipian。

呸!渣男!

tamenyezhiganzaineixintucao,lianduoyuyanshendoubuganji。bijingzheilishitianxuanzong,chengyunlaozuhaizaihoumianhushidandankanzhezhongren。

yaochishanzhu,nikebuyaoshangdanga!

kanzhenidounengjiaocuomingzi,guizhidaotabeidiliyouduoshaonvren!

jiulianyipangchayidiangandongkudeliudongxiyekanchuanzheigepianzi,xiangyaoshangqiantixinglaolao,quebeijigetianxuanzongdizidangzhuqulu。

liusiyanxinshendaluan,yanranyijingfenbuqingduiyucuo。

sanqianduonianlai,tasuirannianlingyizhizaizengzhangquebingweitaiduotazushijian,meiribushizaizhanshazhananjiushizaixiangmianqiandechounanren。

erqietaganggangshuohuashishenmeyisi?

走向爱情坟墓?

莫非,是要娶我?

jiuzailiusiyanyuyaoshishou,xinshenhuranqingming,miandaihanshuang:“niruozhenyaoquwo,weihedangchuhuihuranxiaoshi,bianshiwohuafeiliqinengliangdouzhaobudaoni?”

“houlaiworangzhaixingloutuiyannizongji,quekanjiannizaicaoyuanyuyinvzibingjiaqiqu,wangongshediao,gouhuowanhui,zhikaoruzhu,nancainvmao,haoshengenai!”

shuodaocichu,liangxingqingleizaiciluoxia,rangrenxintengzhiji。

wenyan,duyouqianyexiangqilaizijihaoxiangyouguoyicibeitoukuijingli,erhoubianzhijiefuquzishensuoyouxinxi,rangrenwufatoukui。

neishizaiyuliusiyanfenshouzhihou,yimingcaoyuannvzizhijiedaizheaiqingdegongjian,zhuangruzijixiongkou。liangrenninongwonong,xiaoshakuaihuoyiduanshijian。

zhei,yebushizijinengkongzhidea!

sheirangneinvzizhuangruzijihuaizhong,zhangdeyouhaokan,hezijiwuguidengwangba——kanduiyanle!

“siyan,nitingwojiaobian……abu,jieshi!zheiyiqiedoushiyigewuhui!”

duyouqianlianmangkaikoubianjie。

“haoa,neinijiwojieshi!”

liusiyanlengxiaoyisheng,shouzhongliqiqueshijiadaxiexu:“wodaoshiyaokankannihainenghuayanqiaoyudaoshenmedibu!”

duyouqianshenqingkanzheta,rouruandemuguangfangfoyaojiangtaronghua,huanhuankaikou:“……”