第1章
“huanyinglaidao《aidehuiguixian》，zheishiniderenwuka，qingshouhao！”
biandaojiangyizhangkapiandijiyeqingyang。
yeqingyangshenshoujieguo，dakaiyikan。
[huiguixianrenwu：qingjikeqianwangaishaxicanting，yunvjiabinjianmian！]
kanzhezhouweizhangqiangduanpaodesheyingji，tawunaiditanlekouqi，lianshangmanshibuqingyuan。
tazhengzaijiaxiegaoni，qianqilixingruoturanyitongdianhuadalai，tongzhitalaicanjiajiemu。
talandelihui,yinyangguaiqileyidun，fanshoujiubadianhuaguale。
jieguomeiguoyihuitajiushoudaolelixingruofalaidejiemuhetongzhaopian，shangmianheranyoutadeqinbiqianming！
tajidezuijinyiciqianzi，shiyizhouqiannvernuannuanzaitawushuideshihourangtaqiande，shuoshixuexiaofadegaojiazhangshu。
tadangshikundebuxingyemeixikan,zhijiejiujiqianle。
好家伙，出家贼了！
hetongshangbaizhiheizixiezheluzhiyiqi50wan，weiyueshibeipeifu！
kanzaiqiandemianzishang，tayezhinengwunaipaoleguolai。
zaiwangshangsouleyixiatacaizhidaozheijiemushiganshenmede。
daxingqingganguanchaleizongyijiemu《aidehuiguixian》！
dangjinzuihuodelianzong，yaoqingdemeiyiduijiabindoushilihunmingxingfuqi，zhizaibangjiabinjiekaiwuhui，huajiemaodun，zhongguiyuhao。
canyudemingxingjiabinjibendoushiyinweilihunyingxiangdaoleshiye,laizheigejiemuxibaide。
jiemubenshenjiuchongmanlexuetou，hainengkandaomingxingsidixiazuizhenshideshenghuo，bushaoguanzhongchizheiyitao，qianliangjidebochudouxiangdangchenggong。
zheiyiji，daoyanwangzhenyugengshikaichuangxingdishiyonglezhibojialubodexinyingbochufangshi,haiweikaibojiuzaiwangshangjizanledaliangrenqi！
yeqingyangtaochushouji，jiangxiehaodecungaofabu，youjinverfaletiaoxiaoxi，dingzhutahaohaochifan，cairenmingdifangxiashouji。
duiyulixingruoyaoqingtalaizheigejiemu，tameiyoubandianhuanxiang。
shenmejiekaiwuhuizhongguiyuhao，duiyutahelixingruolaishuo，yagenbukeneng！
zaitakanlai，zheiwufeishilixingruoyouxiandewuliaole，laizhaotachadeyizhongfangshibale。
lihundezheiliangnianduo，tayijingjibudebeineigenvrenzhetengguoduoshaocile。
xiangdaozheili，tabiaoqingyuefadenankan，quanranmeiyouzhuyidaopangbiandesheyingjibuzhiheshiyijingdakai。
【qianpai！zheigerenjiushihengdaoduoaiqiangzoulewoxingruolaopohailihundehundan？】
【jushuoshigeliangongzuodoumeiyouderuanfannan？shizhendema？】
【shizhende！gouzidoubaoliaoguole，xingruonvshenjiushiyinweitataibushangjincaixuanzelihunde！】
【zhangdehaibucuo，jiushilalilatade，ruobaonengjishixingwugentalihunzhenshitaihaole！】
【takuaqigepilianganma？zenmehaiyoulianshangjiemua？youxiangchiwomenruobaoderuanfan？】
......
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenshanglaijiushiyifankuangpen！
yulequandanghongxiaohualixingruo，jipiaoliangyounuli，shiwushurendemengzhongqingren，juranjiajilezheimeyigechulezhangxiang，qitashadoubuxingdenanren。
他们根本无法接受！
yuanxianerrenjiehundeshihouwangshangjiumashengbuduan，doushuoyigesurenpeibushanglixingruo。
houlaitamenlihunle，napayouchengqingshihepingfenshou，yeqingyanghaishibumianbeiguanshanglezhananchenghao，beiquanwangnupenlehaojiu。
buguoyeqingyangbingbushiyulequanderen，wangyoubuzhidaotadejutizhangxiang，zhinengduizhezheigemingziwunengkuangnu。
xianzaizhongyujiandaozhenren，tamenpenqilaidangzhenshihaobuliuqing！
eryucitongshi，yeqingyangyijingzuoshangleqianwangaishaxicantingdeche。
cheshang，tatanruanzaizuoweishang，wanquanbuxiangdongdan，bafeichaixingxiangbiaoxiandelinlijinzhi。
nvbiandaodaizhesheyingshizouleguolai。
“yeqingyang，jiemuzuduiniyougexiaocaifang。”
“问吧。”
yeqingyangxingzhiqueque，meiyouyidianganjing。
“qingwenniweishenmeyaolaicanjia《aidehuiguixian》？”
“woyebuxianglai，shibeineigenvrenpianlaide，nimennengfangwozouma？”
叶青阳苦着脸道。
biandaomantouheixian，“bushi，wodeyisishishuo，nicanyujiemudedongjishishenme？shiyishidaozijizaishangyiduanhunyinlidecuowu，xiangyaowanhuima？”
“错误？还挽回？”
叶青阳表情古怪。
“sheishuowocuole？womeicuo！”
taolutashangjiemujiusuanle，haixiangrangtarencuo？
lixingruo，nihaodaidudetaolu！
“......”
编导一阵语塞。
dage，yaobuyaozheimeshicheng？
napanishisuren，zanmianduijingtoushibushiduoshaoyezhuangyizhuang？
nizheimeyingqi，zanjiemuhaizenmejinxinga！
“e......hehe，nizhenhuishuoxiao。”
“neiruguonijiandaohaimeilihunshideziji，nixiangduizijishuoshenme？”
biandaohoutuibanbu，rangzijilikaijingtoufanwei，fengkuangdigenyeqingyangshiyanse。
zheigewentidebiaozhunhuidajiushirangjiabinbiaoxianhouhui，shuoshenmehaohaozhenxizhileidetaohua。
tadouzheimetixingle，zheigenanrenzongbuhuizailuanshuoleba？
“woxiangshuo......”
yeqingyangchensipianke，yilianbeitongdedao：“nishoukule，kuailileba！”
“......”
biandaoganjuezijixiaonaodoukuaiweisuole。
这真是复婚恋综吗？
zheizhonghuazenmehuicongnidezuibalishuochulaia？fengleba！
qiangxingyazhuchouchudezuijiao，biandaojiezhedao：“nei，neizuihouyigewenti。”
“tongguoyiduanshibaidehunyin，niduiaiqingyoushenmegengshenkederenshima？”
tasesefadou，shengpayeqingyangjixuchaitai。
“有！”
yeqingyangxiangdoumeixiangzhijiediantou。
biandaodunshiyixi，yanzhongyouyoulexiwang，“shishenme？nenggenwomenjiangjiangma？”
“woshenkedirenshidaowozheigerenchibuleaiqingdeku！”
叶青阳一脸的认真。
“......”
cishi，zhibojianliyijingluanzuoyituan。
【duoqipifu，haiganzaiwojunzhenqianyingyingkuangfei？wocongweijianguoyourucihouyanwuchizhiren！】
【gaishuobushuo，zheigeyeqingyangyoudianyisi，hahahahewolihunhouxiangfayimoyiyang！】
【yezei，jianzei，ezei，nizei！shangleruobaodexinhaidayanbucan？woyaoshirurou，qinrupi！】
【zheinandeyetaibuyaolianleba，qiangliejianyiquanwangfengsha！】
【loushangde，tahaoxiangbenlaijiushigesuren......】
......
cishi，modouyanbotingzhong。
jiweiguanchayuanmianmianxiangqu，manlianfuza，buzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。
zhuchirenhejiongganjinshangtaijiuchang。
“haode，zaikanwan3haonanjiabinyeqingyangdevcrhou，xiamianyouqingwomendesanweiguanchayuanlaifabiaoduitadekanfa！”
shouxiankaikoudeshiyuandingzhongshengwangzongcaixiebing：“woganjue3haojiabindexintaibugouduanzheng，duishangyifenganqingyemeiyouzuiqimadezunzhong，woduitabingbukanhao！”
jinjiezheshizongyimingzuijinxin，tarenbuzhuxiaoyididao：“kantazheikelianbabadeyangzi，shuobudingzhenchilebushaokuni！woduizheiyizujiabinzhihoudefazhanhaitingganxingqude！”
“好的。”
hejiongdiandiantou，jiangmuguangkanxiangzuihouyiweiguanchayuan。
“xianer，nidui3haojiabinzenmekan？”
liuxianerzuoweijiemuteyaodemingxingguanchayuan，zijidouhaimeijiehun，gengduodeshiqidaoyinliuxiaoguo，jiemuzuyebuqidaitanengshuochushenmehaoguandianlai。
tamiansefuzadikanzhejingtouzhongdeyeqingyang，yuyanyouzhi。
yeqingyangshitadaxuedeshixiong，xianzaiyehaishipengyou。
tashizhenbuxiangshuopengyoudehuaihuaya！
youyuxujiu，tazhinenggaxiaodao：“woyezantongjinlaoshideguandian，henqidaizheiyiduidefazhan！”
shixiong，wozhinengbangnidaozheile！