第1章
qingzhoushi，baihuayuanxiaoqu。
chendongniezheshoulideqinzijiandingbaogao，gangmaidexianhuojiyushishoudiaoleyidi，shuangmujihuyaopenchuhuolai，jiandingjieguofuqinmingchengyilan，heranxiedeshi：zhengjinpeng！
zheigeren，shilaopozhaoyuweidezhuiqiuzhe。
“bukeneng，zheijuebukeneng！”
陈东脑子一片混乱。
“在这鬼叫什么。”
woshili，zouchulaiyigefengyunyoucundebanlaoxuniang，chuanzhejiandandesuihuaqunshuiyi，zhengshichendongdezhangmuniangwangxiue。
kanjianchendong，manliandebunaifan，“zenmeyoutoulan，zheicailiudianduo，nijiuconggongsitoupaoxiabanhuijia，zhenshigemeiyongdefeiwu，hailengzheganshenme，ganjinbayujianqilaiquchufangzuofan。”
“ma，zhei，zheishizenmehuishi！”
chendongshouzhidianzaiqinzijiandingbaogaoshang，douyouxieduosuo。
wangxiuebiaoqingmeiyousihaodebolan，zhizhechendongdebizinumadao：“hunzhangdongxi，sheirangnisuibianfanwodebaole。”
chendongxiayishideyiduosuo，jiuzhunbeijieshi，“ma，womeiyoufan......”
kedunshiyoufanyingleguolai，shiqingdezhongdian，yagenjiubuzaizheier，yushigaikoudao：“weishenmehaizidefuqin，shizhengjinpeng！”
“haizifuqinshishei，genniyoushenmeguanxi，niyigeshangmennvxu，zheishinigaicaoxindeshiqingme？”
wangxiuesihaomeijuedeyourenhebutuo，fanershijixuzhizhechendongjiaoxun。
chendongqidehunshenfadou，danshengyinyiranyouxieqienuo，“ma，nizaishuoshenmea，woshiyuweidelaogong，ta......tazenmenenggoubeizhewo，daowaimiangenqitananren......”
wangxiuepixiaoroubuxiaodao：“huashuodezheimenanting，nisuangeshenmedongxi，womenzhaojiagongnichigongnihe，yuweigenbierenshenggehaizi，youzenmele。”
chendongyachiyaodegegezuoxiang，sannianqian，youyushiyiliulangjietou，beizhaoyuweisuojiu，erhou，youbeizhaoyuweideyeyekanzhong，narulezhaojiazuoweizhuixu。
kechendongcongweihaochilanzuo，zaizhaoshijituandangniuzuoma，meitianmanglimangwai，henshaoyouwanshangshidianzhiqianhuiguojia，yifenqiangongzi，doumeiyounaguo。
xianrujin，tingdaowangxiuezheimeshuo，chendongruhenengbuqi。
ruofeishijintianshentibushi，zaohuilaileyihuier，kongpa，haibeiyizhimengzaiguli，tibierenyangerzi。
吱呀！
woshimenzaicidakai，yizhangedanlianzoulechulai，jibianshisuyan，yezhedangbuzhuneijueshiwushuangdemeili，qingchemingliangdeshuangmouwanrumantianfanxing，tabianshiqingzhoudiyimeinv，zhaoyuwei。
chujianzhaoyuwei，chendongbianjingrentianren，dezhinenggouqudaotashi，chendongrenweishilaotiandeenci，yinci，wulunzuoshenmedouhaowuyuanyan，kemeixiangdao，jingshizheiyangdejieguo。
buguo，meiyoutingdaozhaoyuweiqinkouchengren，chendonghaiyouxiebusixin。
kandaochendongshoulidebaogao，zhaoyuweishenqinghuangluan，“ma，nibushishuo，zheijianshi，buhuigaosuchendongme。”
嗡！
yuanbenhaidaiyouyisishewangdechendong，zhijuedeyanqianyihei，xiongkousihuyoushenmedongxi，poliele。
“yuwei，ni......nizenmenengzheiyangduiwo。”
“sannianle，zheisannian，wobanipengzaishouxinli，nishuoxiangyaochichengnandedoufunao，wojiulingchensandianzhongguoqupaiduimai，nixihuanzhizihua，wojiuqinzimaishuyanjiu，xixinzhaoliao，nixiangyaode，zhiyaowonengji，wodouhuixiangjinyiqiebanfa。”
“我......”
“goule，nizheizhongwonangfei，meiyounvrenhuixihuande，yaobushilaoyezibihun，wozenmekenengrangyuweijiajini。”wangxiuebunaifandedaduanlechendong。
“chendong，nitingwojieshi，shiqingbushinixiangdeneiyang。”
zhaoyuweishenselveyouxieganga。
咔哒！
shimenbeiyaochidakaideshengyin，yigeshencaigaodadenanrenmanliandaixiaozoulejinlai，yanshenzhongchongmanzhezixin，“yuwei，nizenmexiachuangle，zuoyuezideren，dehaohaoxiuxia。”
“hao，hao，nimenzhenshitaihaole！”
chendongzhijuedefeidouyaoqizhale，zheijiushizijishenaidenvrena，haiyoushenmehaojieshide，yaochi，douyijingjiaodaolezhengjinpengshouli。
nanguaizaigongsishijingshihuanta，yuanlai，doushiweilejizheiduigounannvchuangzaoduchudetiaojian。
xiangqizhaoyuweideshenbian，yizhidouhaitangzhelingwaiyigenanren，chendongsharendexinsidouyoule。
“jinpenglailea，kuaiqu，daowulikankanhaizi，xiaojiahuozhangdegennikexiangle。”
wangxiuexiaolianyingying，kanjianchendong，likebanxialelian，“hailengzheganshenme，ganjingunquchufangzuofan，zheierbushininengdaidedifang。”
zhengjinpengqingmiedekanlechendongyiyan，“wangyi，ninbuyongzheimekeqi，zheigefeiwu，zenmehaizaijialia。”
wangxiuehuidao：“jinpeng，niyoubushibuzhidaowojialaoyezidejuepiqi，tadingxialaideshi，womenyebugansuibianzuozhua，buguo，nifangxin，zaijiali，tajiushigenanbaomu......”
男保姆？
chendongzaiyerenbuxiaqule，nirenshangyousanfentuxing，zheiyijiaren，qirentaishen。
“我跟你们拼了！”
suishounaqizhuoshangdeyanhuigang，jiuchaozhezhengjinpengdenaomenshangzaleguoqu。
哼！
zhengjinpenglengxiaoyisheng，“wokeshikongshoudaoheidai，genwodou，nichayuanle。”
mengdiyijiao，jiuchuaizailechendongdexinwoshang，yiguwufazudangdelidao，jiangchendongzhijietichulemen，shuaidaozaidi，chendongwuzhexiongkou，bantiandoupabuqilai。
“陈......”
zhaoyuweiyouxieyuxinburen，xiangyaoshuodianshenme，keyoubeiwangxiueyigeyanshenjilanlexialai，pengdeyisheng，fangmenbeijinjindebishang。
“gunba，biezairangwokanjianni，fouze，worangnizaiqingzhou，zaiwulizuzhidi。”
zhengjinpengdeshengyin，cidechendongkuangtuxianxue，liangqiangzhezouchulexiaoqu。
honglonglong，tianshangleishengdazuo，yishijian，dayuqingpen。
zhanzaidamalushang，chendongdiediezhuangzhuang，fakuangsidedaxiaoleqilai，“hahaha，zeilaotian，lianniyeyaogenwozuodui，laia，laia，youzhongpisiwo，wobufu！”
喀嚓！
yidaoliangguangshanguo，chendongzhijuedeyanqianyihei，buguo，taxinlimian，daoshijuedeqingsonglejifen，yeba，huoxu，zheiyangcainengchedijietuo，quemeichajuedao，naohaili，youyuanyuanbuduandeliliangbenyongerchu。
qiheidejiazhanglinken，tingcheshijianqidenishuitulechendongmanshen。
“barenjiwofuqilai，daidaocheshang。”
“xiaojie，zheizangxixideqigai......”
“嗯？”
“shi，womenzheijiuzhaoban......”
liangdaocongmangdeshenying，dazhesan，jiangjiaoheiderenyingtuodaolecheshang，houpaishushidezuoyishang，shiyizhangqinglengdejueshirongyan。