第5章 你被开除了

“wohaishihuijiniyigeyi!”

wodandandexiaodao:“danshi,nidezheijiayiyuan,yihoujiushiwodele。”

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“nideyisishi,yaoshougouwodeyiyuan?”

kangweimengdetaitoukanxiangwo,lianshangmanshibukesiyizhise。

“对,没错。”

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“hao,wozheiqujiaoren,baxinzangqiboqihehuxijidoutuichulai!”

tachaozhewoyidiantou,youyipainaomen,“duile,haiyaoyitaoyinzhen,shiba?”

“是。”

我忙点头答应了声。

“yinzhenwozheilijiuyou!”

neiweinvyishengmangkaikoushuolesheng,ranhoucongkoudailiquchuyitaozhenju。

kangweiyijian,buzaiduoshuo,limapaojinleyiyuan。

“谢谢。”

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“nimenshuo,zheixiaohuozihaihuibuhuizhibiedebing?ruguohuidehua,neibujiushidangshishenyilema?”

……

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xinzangqiboqihehuxiji,zenmehaimeisongchulai?

“封魔十八针!”

jiuzaizheishi,wodeshenhouturanyourenqinghulesheng。

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wolimayizheng,jingchadewendao:“niyehuifengmoshibazhen?”

“不,我不会。”

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suoyi,zheizhongzhenfashichuanleyijingyoushangqiannianle,rujingenbenmeiyourenhui……”

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tashuodemeicuo,zheifengmoshibazhenqueshiduishizhenzhedeyaoqiujigao。

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“对了!”

jiuzaiwozhengshenyoushi,nvyishengturanyouyishengjingjiao,“zheifengmoshibazhendouyijingshichuanle,niyouzenmehuide?”

“我……”

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怀璧其罪!

wokebuxiangchengweizhongshizhide。

“来了!来了!”

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“呼——”

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“taihaole……taihaole……”

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“我叫顾亦桓。”

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“zuoshu,dangranzuoshu!”

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啪啪啪……

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“ni,yijingbeikaichule!”