第二章第一次吃西餐
“【gongzirushi】jinruzhibojian！”
zheishigehongmingvipmingzi，yikanjiushichongleqiande，jiashangidzheimeqipayixiazixiyinlezhuduomuguang。
youqishiwangmo，tadeidshigongziruyu，zheituranmaochugegongzirushijueduishichongzhetalaide。
“gongzirushi，nijigeyisi？shuohua。”wangmofadanmu，biaodalebuman。taxianzaishideseshangtoule，juedemaoxiaomiaoweihuzijihenshuang，kanjianbiereniddouyaopenyixia。
gongzirushimeiyouhuiying，ershikaishisongliwule。
“gongzirushisongchuyifahuojian！”
“gongzirushisongchuyifahuojian！”
“gongzirushisongchuyifahuojian！”
……
zuzushifahuojian，yiwankuai！
turuqilaidehaolizhenjinglezhenggezhibojian，erqiesonghuojianyouquanpingtaitonggao，yinciqiyuzhibojiandeguanzhongfenfenkongjiangleguolai，likerangmaoxiaomiaoderenqishangshengleshushiwan。
弹幕满天飞。
“wokao，naweituhao？yikouqishifahuojian？”
“made，youyigenvzhubobeibaoyangle，laozisuanle！”
“xiaomiaohuole！gangcaiwujiafeiji，xianzaishifahuojian！”
maoxiaomiaoyeshidaile，tawanzhibocailiangtian，meixiangdaoyoutuhaosongleyiwankuai！
“xiexiegongziru……gege，ainigege，mua！”maoxiaomiaoxiaochulexiaojiuwo，maoerduoyibaiyibaide，bietiduomengle。
taxianzaikewanquanbuniaowangmole。
susheli，liuyikuazhangdajiao：“chuyuan，kuailaikana，youtuhaosongleshifahuojian，wangmodoubuganhangshengle！”
“kanzheni。”chuyuanzaicesuolihuiyingleyisheng，duiyumeiyueyiqianwanlinghuaqiandetaeryan，shifahuojiansuanshenme？
tasongsongjian，zhongyufadanmu：“zhubo，liuyishiwopengyou，batajiefengle，rangtadangfangguan。”
chuyuanyifahua，maoxiaomiaolengleleng，youdiangangale。
gangcaineigesongmeiguihuadeliuyijingranyouzheimetuhaodepengyou？
erwangmogengganga，yeshifenfennu。
tabenlaijiuduichuyuandeidhenbushuang，jieguochuyuanzhijieshifahuojian，hudezijibuganqingjuwangdong，xunsizhejiudangmeikanjian。
danxianzaiduifangyaojiefengliuyi，hairangliuyidangfangguan，qibushihuotuotuodazijilian？
buxing，zheigechangzibunengrangle，buranwanghouzenmezaizhibojianzhuangbi？
“tuhaodaqi，yiwankuaimanduode，chabuduoshiwoyigeyuelinghuaqianle。”wangmoyefadanmu，suihouyaoyasongchuleshiyifahuojian！
yiwanyiqiankuai，yalechuyuanyiqiankuai！
wangmoshifuerdai，shuageshilaiwandoubukunnan，dantaxianglaishizheilishuayixianeilishuayixia，diaogengduodenvzhubo。
xianzaiweilezhengyikouqizhinengrentongbaqiansazaimaoxiaomiaoshenshangle。
maoxiaomiaoyoujingyouxi，suihouzuoyouweinan，zheishenmeqingkuang？lianggetuhaodaqilaile？
eryuelaiyueduoderenbenxiangzhibojian，yekanchulianggetuhaoyaokaizhanle。
“shuaqilai！ruyu、rushi，kankannagelihai，chonga！”
“niucha，gangcaizhibojianbuguoliangwanrenqi，xianzaidouershiwanle，youqianzhenhao。”
“wozhichigongzirushi，renjiashiweipengyouchutouni！”
zhandoubairehua，dangongzirushiyizhimeiyoudongjing，sihuzoule。
wangmotoutousonglekouqi，ranhouzaizhibojianchaofeng：“tuhao，wobushizhenduinia，woshizhendexihuanxiaomiao，suoyibangyiwodangdingle，zhiyunipengyouliuyideyongfengwenti，duibuqi，jiebule。”
tabietiduodeyile，suiranshualeyiwanyihenxinteng，kemaoxiaomiaozheimekeai，zijiyouzhuanzulemianzi，jiudangqiangxingbukuile。
kexi，tahaimeideyishimiaozhong，gongzirushiyoukaishisongliwule。
“gongzirushisongchushifahuojian！”
“gongzirushisongchushifahuojian！”
“gongzirushisongchushifahuojian！”
三十发火箭！
chuyuanzhijiesonglesanshifa，tagangcainiaolegeniao，faxianwangmoyouzaitiaole，zirandeduihuiqu。
zhibojianchedizhalie，sanshifahuojiana，sanwankuaiqiana，maoxiaomiaoderenqiyixiazibaozhangdaolewushiwan！
danmushuamanle，maoxiaomiaoliangyanmaoxingxing，yilianhongrundikaikou：“gege，sixinwonideweixin，wojianie，ainimemeda！”
lingyibianwangmoliansetieqing，banxiangbiebuchuyigepilai。
sanshifatayenengsong，dantaibushedele，erqiekanyangzineigegongzirushimingxianshigedatuhao，zijizaidouxiaqukongpamaodoubusheng。
wangmoyiyaoya，huiliuliudituichulezhibojian。
ermaoxiaomiaoqinzibaliuyijiefengle，hairangtadangqilefangguan，ranhoumaimeng：“tuhaogege，jidesixinwoweixine，buzhunpaoyo。”
kexichuyuanyijingpaole，taguanlezhibozouchucesuo，beiliuyiyibabaozhu：“wokaolaosi，nizhidaogangcaifashengleshenmema？youtuhaoweiwodabaobuping，wolegecao，shisheia！”
liuyixingfenshangtian，taxianzaibuzhidanglefangguan，haiyinweituhaodeyuanyinshoudaolemaoxiaomiaodezhuipeng，jianzhibuyaotaishuang。
“wokandaole，gujishigezhengyiganshizudetuhaoba。zou，womenquchiniupai，womaicaipiaozhonglesanshiwan。”chuyuanxinlianxiao，chegehuang，zaicitichuquchiniupai。
liuyiyibazhangpaizaichuyuanjianshang：“wokao，nizhonglesanshiwan？woshuozenmefeiyaoqingwomenchiniupai，womashangjiaolaoerlaosanhuilai，bixuzainiyidun！”
“meiwenti，duilelaoerlaosanqunalile？”chuyuanduziyeele，tahaicongweichiguoniupai，jinwanbixubaocanyidun。
“taliangqushetuanjucanle，haoxiangzaidileshaxicanting，tamenwangqiushemeiduoshaorenbuguodoutingyouqiande。”liuyixianmudao，tazuixihuanlanqiu，yincidangchujinlelanqiushe，buxianglaoerlaosanneiyanggenzhewangqiushecengfanchi。
“gujishiaazhide，xicantingxiaofeikebudi，laoerlaosanyouyaoyueguangle。”chuyuandiaoxiaoyisheng，lazheliuyijiuzou，“zanmenyequdileshaxicanting，chizuihaodeniupai！”
dileshashijiangzhoudaxuefujinzuihaodexicantingle，tingshuoqizhongzuimingguideshenhuniupainengmaidaoliangqianduoyifen，putongdexilengniupaiyedejibaikuai，xunchangrenyagenchibuqi。
“buhaoba，zanliangzuishaoyaoxiaofeijibaini。”liuyiyoudiansong，qiongxiguanleyagenbuganquxicanting。
chuyuanjitagebishideyanshen，zijidouzhonglesanshiwanhaichibuqiniupai？
burongliuyiduoshuo，chuyuanlazhetazhijiequledileshaxicanting。
dileshabukuishifujinzuiangguidecanting，guangkanneizhuanghengneidamenjiubujiandan，congguzilitouchuyiguhaoqilai。
cishimenwaitingzhebushaojishiwandechezi，erdianlimiandehaoweizhijibendoumanle，duoshushijiangzhoudaxuedexuesheng。
zheixiexueshengfeifujigui，meiyuelinghuaqiandoushiwuliuqianwangshangde，nalishichuyuanliuyizheizhongrennengbide。
dangran，xianzaidechuyuannengbile，hainengnianya。
chuyuanyouqiandiqizu，dadafangfangdaizhejujindeliuyijinqule。
liangrenyizhelianjia，yikanjiushiqionggui，yincixiyinleyixierendechayimuguang。
dianyuanyehenshiyiwai，haiduokanleliangrenyiyan，ranhouzhiyejiaxiaozhedailiangrenwangjiaoluodeweizhiqule。
liuyihenbuan，buguotakandaolelaoerlaosan，tuiletuichuyuandao：“laosi，tamenzaineili。”
chuyuankanguoqu，quejianlaoerzhengminghegenlaosanlidagangzuozaiyigegulinglingdeweizhishang，poweigangadichizhedianxin，yagenmeidianniupai。
ertamenpangbianneiyizhuozuomanle，zuzuliugeren，douyizheshishangchaoliu，zhengyoushuoyouxiaodichiniupaihehongjiu，bietiduozirunle。
“qiguai，neiyizhuojiushiwangqiushede，zenmebalaoerlaosandanduanpaizailingwaiyizhuo？”liuyidiguleqilai，erchuyuandabuzouleguoqu。
laoerlaosanyekanjianlechuyuanliangren，xianshiyileng，ranhoujiqigangadibaishou，shiyitaliangbieguolaile。
laoerlaosanzuozaineilishiyouyuanyinde，wangqiushebageren，yizhuozuiduozuoliuren，erlaoerlaosansuishuoyeshichengyuan，keyouqiongyoutu，zaiwangqiusheyagenzhishibangmangdazade，rongbudaoyikuaiqu。
zheicilaichifan，taliangbeianpaidanduyizhuo，zijidiancan，yikanneijiagedouheniaolenalihaiganchi，zhihaoganbabadichidianbianyidedianxinsuanle。
chuyuandagaiyecaidaoleyuanyin，taguoqujiuzuoxia：“dianyuan，womenyiqide，zuozheilijiuxingle。”
dianyuandiandiantou，baochijiaxiao：“haode，qingwensiweixuyaodianshenmeni？”
zheishipangbianneiyizhuowangqiushederendouyiwaidikanguolai，yijianyoulailelianggeqiongguibuyouzhoumei。
“zhengminghelidagang，tamenshishei？zanmenwangqiusheneibujucan，buqingwairena。”yigenanshengkaikou，talizhefeijitou，shoushangdaizheyikuaiyiwanduodelangqinbiao，zhengshiwangqiushedeshezhangchenziming。
chenzimingyizhihenkanbushangzhengminghehelidagang，dannaihezijishetuanrenshao，bixuyourendaza，suoyijiurangliangrenjiarule，pingshikemeishaozhetengtaliang。
zheicijucanyemeikaolvtamen，lianniupaidoububangmangdianyifen，liuzhetaliangganga。
shetuanqiyuchengyuanyedoumeiyoushenmehaolianse，yigechuanzhelujiandiaodaizhuangdenvshenghaiguyizeleyisheng，ziguziditaochuxiangnaierdekouhongtuleqilai。
zhengminghehelidagangyiliannankanhexinhuang，lianmangjieshi：“tamenshiwomendesheyou，zhengqiaopengdaode。”
shuoba，laoerzhengminghetuilechuyuanyixia：“laosi，nimenxianzouba，youshihuiqushuo。”
“meishia，woshizhuanmenqingnimenchiniupaide，zhengqiaonimendouzai，neijiuyiqiba。”chuyuanweiweiyixiao，laoerlaosandoushaleyan，zuiqiongdechuyuanqingchiniupai？
erwangqiushedezhongrendoutouxiaoleqilai，tukouhongdenvshengdalegexiangzhi：“fuwuyuan，nigangcaishuoxilengniupaiduoshaoqiana？womeichibao，zailaiyifen。”
“haodexiaojie，xilengniupaisanbaibashiyuanyifen，mashangweininzuo。”
kouhongnvshengguyiwenjiage，shiyaohehuyixiachuyuansigeqiongbini，jiudangzhaolezile。
fujinyeyoubushaokerenkanzhechuyuansiren，sihuxiangkantamenchuqiu。
chuyuandandingkanxiangdianyuan：“yuanlaixilengniupaizheimebianyia，shenhuniupaishibushiguiyidian？”
ciyanyichu，zhongrendoulengzhule。
“shide，shenhuniupailiangqiansanbaiyuanyifen，shibendianzuiguideniupai……”
“zheihaichabuduo，jiulaisifenshenhuniupaiba，qifenshu，zailaisipingzuihaodehongjiu，qiyuegan、yugengzhileidedoulaisifen。”