第三章喂狗多浪费啊
sifenshenhuniupai、sifenegan、sifenyugeng，waijiazuihaodehongjiu……
zheiyitaoxialaijiushangwanle，biwangqiusheneiliugerenxiaofeihaiyaogaojibei，bijingtamenchidezhishijibaiyuandexilengniupai。
chuyuanchushoujingren，tashi**luodidawangqiushezhongrendelian。
chenzimingyiliantieqing，kouhongnvlianseyejiqinankan，tagangcaiguyiwenxilengniupaidejiageshibishichuyuansigeqionggui，buliaochuyuanfanshoujiushiyiwanduokuaidexiaofei。
laoerlaosanmudengkoudai，tamenkebuzhidaochuyuan“zhonglesanshiwankuai”，yixiazimengbile。liuyiqishiyehenmeng，chuyuanyetaidafangle，weilejixiongditaohuimianziyagenbukaolvqiandeshi。
“laosi，meibiyao，zanmensuibianchidianjiuxingle。”liuyidishengquandao。
laoerlaosanyequanshuo，chichuyuanyiwanduokuaishizaiguoyibuqu。
“wodouxiadanle，jiuzheiyang，nimenzaidianxieshuiguotianpinshade，ganjinde。”chuyuanbaishou，bacaidantuijisanren，yaotamenjixudian。
sanrenmianmianxiangqu，haiyaojixudian？
“chixicanzenmenengbuchitianpinni？dianba，zheigenaiyouboluomusikanqilaibucuo，caijiushibakuai，diansifenba。”chuyuancuicuzheyoudianletianpin。
liuyijianzhuangzhidaochuyuantielexinyaodachiyidunle，tajiubukeqile，lazhelaoerlaosankanqitianpinheshuiguo。
pangbiandedianyuanlekailehua，meixiangdaosigeqiongguizheimedafang，tabujiaxiaole，ershiluchulereqingdexiaorong，dengdaizhesirenjixudiandongxi。
erwangqiusheneiyizhuoderenyishengbuhang，yigegegenchileshiyiyangnanshou。
tamenbenlaijiuqiaobuqichuyuansiren，shezhangchenziminghekouhongnvjianglihaiyouyichaofengleyibo，xianzaixiabuletaijiele。
youqishijiangli，tashoulihaizhuazhekouhong，qidezuijiaozhichou，lianjia**ladere。
tabamuguangtouxiangshezhangchenziming，shiyitaxiangbanfazhaohuichangzi。
qiyurenyekanchenziming，chenzimingshiliurenzhongzuiyouqiande，shenhuniupaitakendingchideqi，zhiyaotashede，neizijiyiqunrenjiunengzhaohuichangzile。
chenziminglianseyinqingbuding，tabuqueqian，danhenkoumen，zheicijucandoushiaazhide，meixiangdaochulezheidangzishi。
“zhengminghelidagang，nimendesheyoutingyouqiana，chidemanhao，shenhuniupaitingbucuode。”chenzimingzhongyukaikou，ranhouzuijiaoluchuyisijixiao，“buguoshenhuniupaibuhewokouwei，wopingshidoushimaijiwojiagouchide。”
chenzimingzuibazheshihendu，bachuyuansirengengoubijiao。
wangqiushezhongrenquandouxiaoleqilai，anxianghaishishezhanglihai。
liuyisanrenlianseyibian，zijibeimachenggoule？
“chenziming，nishenmeyisi？womenchishenhuniupaiaizhenile？”laosanlidagangfabiao，tapingshihuashao，zaiwangqiusheyelaoshihanhoude，meixiangdaoturanbaofale。
chenzimingyoudianyiwai，shouzhiqingqingqiaojiqilezhuozi：“lidagang，nishengshenmeqi？wobuguoshishihuashishuoeryi，nimena，yongyuanbuzhidaoshangliushehuiderendeshenghuo，chijikuainiupaijiuyiweihenlebuqile？”
chenzimingshuowan，chaofuwuyuandalegexiangzhi：“fuwuyuan，tingdaowodehualemeiyou？jiwoyelaisifenshenhuniupai，dabao，woyaonahuiquweisitiaogou。”
sifenshenhuniupai，genchuyuandiandeshuliangyiyang，yaoweisitiaogou，baiminglemachuyuansirenshisitiaogou。
wangqiushezhongrenxiaogebuting，kouhongnvjiangliwanzhuchenzimingdegebogegejiaoxiao：“shezhangnihaohuaia，nijiamingmingmeiyouyanggoude……”
liuyisanrenyaoqisile，henbudeshangquganjia。
erchuyuanyirandanding，taheleyikoushui，kandoubukanchenziming。
“fuwuyuan，womenhaizaidiancanni，bierangbierenchaduia。”chuyuankaikou。
neifuwuyuanzhengyaodengjichenzimingdesifenniupai，yitingchuyuanzheimeshuolianmangzhuanlehuilai：“xianshengqingfenfu。”
chenzimingjianzhuangchixiaoyisheng：“zhuanyihuatile？fuwuyuan，wobuji，fanzhengshiweigoueryi，nixianjizheiweiqiongbi，budui，shituhaodiancanzaishuo。”
“hahaha。”jianglidengrenxiaodegengdashengle。
xianzaiyijingbushidiancandewentile，shirengedewenti。
liuyidima：“laosi，zaban？womenyedianniupaiweigou？”
“zheimehaodeniupaiweigouduolangfeia。”chuyuanzhongyukanxiangchenziming，sixiaofeixiao。
chenzimingzuiyiche：“shenhuniupaihenhaoma？wojiagoudouchinile。”
“neiwomencengcizhenshibuyiyanga，woshibibushangnide，wojuedezheiwanyibunengweigou。”chuyuanzhanleqilai，chenzimingraoyouxingzhi：“wopianyaoweigouni？”
“neinidexiandengrenchiwanlezaishuo。”chuyuankanxiangdianyuan：“fuwuyuan，nimenhaiyouduoshaofenshenhuniupai？”
“a？zheige，dagaihaiyousanshifenba，zenmele？”fuwuyuanyoudianmengquan，tayebugancharukerendezhengdouzhong。
“jintianwogaoxing，qingzaichangsuoyoupengyouchishenhuniupai，sanshifenquanshanglai，meizhuoliangfen，renduodesanfen。”chuyuansaoshiruodayigexicanting，bushaoliuyizheibiandekerenyileng，ranhouluchulexise。
zheilihenduodoushixuesheng，suiranduoshujiatingtiaojianbucuo，danshenhuniupaichideyeshao，bijingliangqianduoyifenni。
xianzaiyourenqingke，haimeizhuoliangfensanfen，zheiketaihaole。
fuwuyuanjingdaile，sanshifenshenhuniupaijiazhiliuwanjiu，chuyuanjingrannalaiqingke！
cantingliyizhensaodong，henduorenguqizhanglaidaoxie，erfuwuyuanhaishazhanzhe。
haihaodianzhangjicongcongpaoguolaile，gongjingdixunwenchuyuan：“zheiweixiansheng，ninzhendeyaosanshifenshenhuniupaima？jiuxianzaima？”
“shide，laofanle。”chuyuanzaiciqueren。
dianzhangliandoulehongle，paishoudao：“hao，ganxieninyanqingzaichangdekeren，bendianmianfeiweinintigongzuidingjideleduiyanzou！”
pingshileduiyanzoujiagebufei，xianzaimianfeiyanzou，zuyishuomingdianzhangduichuyuandezhongshichengdu。
liuyisanrenyijingwanquanshaleyan，yikouqiliuwanjiua！wodemaya，zheishishenmetuhao？
wangqiusheliurenbuzhishayan，haishamaole，chenziminglianseyizhenhongyizhenbai，zuichundouzaidou。
chuyuanshishiranzuoxia，buwangsaochenzimingyiyan：“renchibaolecailundaogou，niwanghoushaoshaoba。”
zheiyixia，chenzimingbianchenggoule。
“ni！”chenzimingqidezhanqi，danyoushenmebanfa？liuwanjiutajueduishishebudede，tajiayougebaiwanyebuganzheimezaoa。
“wojizhunile，kannizheiqiongsuanyangjiushibaofahu，youdianchouqianjiuhuihuo，denghuihuowanlekannihainengbunengweifeng！”jianglilazhuchenziming，bangmangshuohua。
“dianyuan，xicantingyinggaibaochianjingba？tamenzheimechaowomendaihuizenmeyongcan？”chuyuanpielepiedianyuan。
dianyuandangjishiqu，banzhelianqingchenzimingdengrenbaochianjing，ruguobutingcongjiulikai。
chenzimingyiranqizha，yaozheyalengheng：“baofahu，nijiwodengzhe！”
tadairenhuiliuliuzoule，xicantingzhongyuanjingle。
dianlidedingjileduishangchang，weichuyuansirenyanzouqilai，xianshapangren。
liuyisanrenhaiyoudianbushiying，sanshuangyanjingquandingzhechuhe。
“laosi，nibushishuonizhizhonglesanshiwanma？zheinimadouxiaofeileqibawanle，taikepale。”liuyiyiwen，shouzhidouyoudiandou。
“meishi，fanzhengshitianjianghengcai，yonglejiuyonglebei。”chuyuancaibuzaiyi。
zheiyidunxicanchidemeizizi，dianzhangduocisonglaimianfeidejiushuihedianxin，haisonglesizhangvipka，bietiduoreqingle。
chuyuanyezhongyuchileyicixican，ganjuedequetinghaochide，danyezheshigui，yibanrenyagenchengshoubuqi。
cishitianyijingwanquanheile，nvshengsusheqidong603，jigeyishuxidenvshengzhengjuzaiyiqijijizhazha，yanyuzhongbufaxianmu。
“xiaomiao，niyetailihaileba？caizhiboliangtianjiuzhuanlejiwankuai？wa，kanlaiwomendouyaoganzhibocaixing，zhenshibaolia！”
“jiushia，zanmenyishuxijiemeihuadoubuchou，baozhunmideneixiechounanrenshenhundiandao。”
“neigegongzirushigujishigesepei，xiangshangxiaomiao，xiaomiaonikeyaojingtidian，buyaoqingyibeipaodaoshoule。”
jigemeinvdouyizheqingliang，shencaimiaotiao，gegedoushibanhuajibiede，zaijiangzhoudaxuerenjianrenai，youqishizuozaitamenzhongjianneige，yizhangkeaidexiaoyuanlian，jifu**guanghua，huotuotuoyigemengluoli。
tazhengshimaoxiaomiao，zhenmingsubiyu，shiyishuxidexihua。
tacishiquebuzenmegaoxing，haichoumeikuliande。
jinvdouchayi：“xiaomiao，nizenmebukaixin？yitianzhuanlehaojiwanni！”
“woranggongzirushisiwoweixin，tajingranzheimejiumeidongjing，fangfoyagenbuzaiyiwoyiyang。”maoxiaomiaoyumendao。
tadangzhuboziranzhidaoyaojituhaotiantou，napabujianmianyedejiaweixinliaoliaotianma，benyiweigongzirushihualeneimeduoqianhuilikejiazijiweixin。
jieguoni？renjiapidoubufangyige。
“buhuiba？tahaimeijiani？zheijiuqileguaile，yuqinguzong？”
“zheinanrenbujiandan，kendingzaifangzhangxiandiaodayu，xiaomiaonidexiaoxinle。”
jinvjijizhazha，maoxiaomiaochengzhexiabadigu：“bugaia，nandaotajinjinshiweipengyouchutou？kanbushangwo？”