第五章疯狂上钩
hefantizhemanmandangdangyitongdeyulikaile。
meijifenzhong，shuikubianshangyouxiangqibushaojingxidehuhesheng。
“zheimedadeheiyu！hahahaha，zheilihaiyouzheimedadeheiyu？”
“woyeshanggoule，woqu！”
“鱼食给我点！”
“这是什么鱼食？”
......
laocunzhangtingdaolediaoyukedejingxishengrenbuzhutaitouwangqu，kandaolelingtamudengkoudaideyimu。
yitiaotiaolaoyudoubeimanmandetuoshanglean！
congchenglilaidezheipidiaoyuke，zaizheizuoleyishangwuyemeishenmeshouhuo，yaomediaoshanglaiyejiushixiebushangyandexiaoyuxiaoxia，kexianzaitazhuanguotoulaisuiyiyiqiao，jiufaxianhaojiweidiaoyukedeganshangdoulinshanglaidajiahuo！
zhishaodoushisansijinwangshangdelaoyu，yaoburan，yebuhuirangzheixiediaoyukerucijingxile。
kongzuoleyishangwu，nengdiaoshanglaizheizhongdajiahuoyesuanshizhile，diaoyukemenyigegedouxingzhipogao，baokuogangcaizuozaihefanpangbiandeneiweinianqingren。
tamendoushidiaoyuaihaozhe，diaoshangdayudezheizhongchengjiugankeshihenqiangde！
“zheiyushizhenyouzheimeshenqi？”
wangzhehefanliqudefangxiang，nianqingrenlengleyihui，zheixianranshiyushidewentile！
laocunzhangrenbuzhuzouleguolaikankan，youshiyitiaotiaolaoyudoubeilaleshanglai。
“yezhenshiqileguaile，wangchangzheishuikulidelaoyudougenchenglejingside，wulunduohaodeershidoupianbuletamenshanggou，jintianzenmegenfengleyiyangyaogou......”
laocunzhangxinliyihuodexiangzhe，tongshiyezaipansuanzheyaobudaihuizijiyelaishiyishi？
zheishuikulidelaoyuneikeshihaodongxi，bufangganshuixiangyaozhuatainanle。
“guaiguai，laobie！！！”
“好大的老鳖！”
youyouyigediaoyukelashangleyigebuxiaodelaobie，zhengzaipinmingdezhengzha。
“lianlaobiedounengdiaoshanglai？”laocunzhangrenbuzhule。
钓！
hefanjingzhiyanzhexiaodaohuijiale，ziranbuzhidaoshuikubianshangfashengdeshi，shouhuoyitongdayu，yijiganggangzaishuikufaxiantiandijiandelanseguangdianduidiaoyujingyoushenxiao，rangtaxinqingdahao。
“kanlai，zijizhenshihuodelebudelededongxia！”
hefankanzhetonglidedayu，renbuzhuxiaoleqilai，dedaodelonglinguoranshenqi！
yilushang，pengdaolebushaoqinghecuncunmin。
jiandaohefantonglineiyitiaotiaodoushilunjinsuandedayu，tamendoushizezechengqi，pintoulunzuyifan，linlehaibuwangkuayikuahefan：“wazihaobenshia，zheiyangdelaoyudounengdiaozheimeduo！”
duiyuzheixieshuboxiangqindechengzan，hefanyiyihaoshenghuiying，titongjixuwangjializou。
shuolaidiaodezheiyitongyu，shaoshuoyedeersanshijin，youqilimianhaiyoushui，kehefanlinleyilu，quemeiganjuedaoyisipibei，yejianjianfaxianbuduijingle。
tapingrisuishuobuxianggudaishushengyiyangshouwufujizhili，danyejueduibushishenqiangtizhuangdeneizhong。
congxiaodushu，helaodieyoubijiaozhongshihefandexueye，meirangtaxiangqitanongjiaxiaoziyiyangzixiaoganzhongnonghuo，dingduoganxieqingkuaidehuojibangbangmangbale。
yezhengshizheiyang，hefancaisuanchengleqinghecunnandeyijiandedaxuesheng，tapingsuzaixuexiaoyebuxihuanduanlian，paogeyiqianmijiuleichengsigou，buyinggailinzhejishijinzhongwuzouzheimejiu，haiyidingdianhandoumeichu。
“yinggaishilonglindegongxiaoba？zhendeshiqimiaoa！”
lveweisisuo，hefanjiuxiangmingbaile。zhiqianzaishanshenmiaodeshihou，tajiuganjuezijishentibeilonglinqianghualebushao，xianzaisuanshiyanzhenglezheicaixiang。
xiangmingbaileyuanyou，hefanxiaoheheqilai，quelengbufangcongbeihoucuanchuyidaoshengyinlai：
“you，zheibushizanmencundedaxueshengma，zheishidanalaia？”
hefandunzhulejiaobu，zhuanshenkanchu，zhijianshenhoubuyuanchu，zhengyouyiweishenyaotiaodenvzi，linzhechutouchaozheibianzoulai，yinggaishixiadiganhuohuilaile。
hefanrenchuzheirenlai，yelianmangdao：“shifenranjiea，woganggangchushuikudiaoyude。”
zhaofenranshicunliren，nianjibihefandajisui，hefanziranhanjie。。
hefanxiaozhedazhaohu，zhaofenranyijingzoudaojinqianle。
lisedezhangfa，duanxiusuihuatixu，liangtiaoruoudegeboluzaiwaimian，xiamianzeshichunbaimianbuzhaishenzhangqun，rangrenyanqianyiliang，zaizheiqiongshaneshuidedifang，henshaoyourenhuirucidaban。
“shima，rangwokankannidiaoleshenme。”
zhaofenranshuozhe，bianbujianwaidebatoutanleguolai，weiweiqingxiezheshenziwanghefandeshuitonglikan。
“zheimedadeyua？shuikufangshuile？”
kandaoyitongdelaoyu，zhaofenranchijingleyixia，zheiyudiaoyitiaoliangtiaodehaikeneng，zheiyitongdoushi？
hefansaoleyixiazhaofenrandeliandan，yinweiweijingyaerbieyouyifanyunwei，dangjibiandafangshuodao：“bushishuikufangshui，shiganggangzaishuikudiaode，jiejiesuibiantiaoyitiaohuiquchiba，fanzhengwojiayechibulezheimeduo，huiquyeshihuxiangfenyifenle。”
tingdaohefandehua，zhaofenrangegejiushiyixiao：“guoranshiduguoshu，leshiyuren，neiwojiubukeqile，huitoujinizuohaochide。”
zheiyixiaodaizheyizhongshuobuchudefengqing，ranghefanbuganduokanyiyan，lianseganga。
“guaibudeshilibaxiangdexiaohuozidouxiangqufenranjie，meilizhendebuxiaoa。”zheibanxiangzhe，hefanshunshoujiucongtonglilaoleyitiaoyulai，shiyitiaohendadeheiyu。
hefanyemeixiangtaiduo，zhijiebianzhuaqilaidileguoqudao：“zheiheiyuweidaotebiehao，jie，zheigejini。”
heiyuzhengzhalejixia，buguosheyuhefanshenshangdeqixi，henkuailaolaoshishidebudongdanle。
zhaofenranxianranbeizheiyitiaodaheiyujiheleyitiao，weiweiwanghoutuilebanbu，jingyadekanzhejudadeheiyu。
tamiaoleyiyanhefan，caijieguoheiyu，fangdaozijikuadelanzilixiaodao：“neijiuxiexiedidinile，zheidongxikebuhaozhuani。”
hefanmeiyouzheimeduoxiangfa，ganjinyaotoudao：“jienibiekeqi，xianglixiangqinde，yihouyaoshiyoushenmeshisuishizhaowobangmang。”
“xing，neiwoyihouyoushikejiumafannilea？nizheishihuijiaba，woyezhenghaoshunlu。”zhaofenrantizhechutou，xiaozhediandiantou。
zheichangmeilaiyoudedayu，zhijiejiangqinghecunxuduonongtiandouyanle。
zhaofenrandejimudiyebeiyanle，tajialijiukaozheitiandiguohuo，zhuangjiayaoshilaoleneikeshidashi，suoyiyeshigangcongdilipaiwanshuihuilai。
buranyidanquanlaosile，neizhendeshimeifaguole。
zhaofenranyebuguocaiershiwuliudenianji，mianrongjiaohao，shencaijiugangganghefandeguanchaneigengshimeideshuo，jipindemeiren，yejiushishengzailenongcunli，yaoshizaichengli，zhibudingnengguoshangkuotaitaideshenghuo。
taxingzizhishuang，shuohuaxingshibujuxiaojie，rangbushaoshilibaxiangdedanshenqingniandouxiangbataquhuiqu。
zhaofenranzouzaiqianmian，hefantizheyitongyuluohoubangeshenwei。
“biebeirenkandaowuhuile。”
hefanxinzhongdigu，renbuzhuzaimanyidiandianlakaiyidianjuli。
bijinglijinlebutaihao，cunlidedazuibayigegenenghedalabapimeile，yigehushuo，quancungenfeng！
xiangjianmeiyoushenmekuankuodalu，doushixieyangchangxiaodao，shenzhihaiyouyiduanjiuzhijieshicongtianbashangguole。
tianbazhaidezhigouyigerentongguo，hefanzhinenggenzaizhaofenranhoumian。
hefanyixinxiangzhezaoxiehuijia，ranglaomabazheixieyudunle，kehaojiumeichizheimedadeyeshenglaoyule，neishiyijue。
zhengxiangzheni，qianmianjiushiyishengjinghu。
“啊！”
hefantaiyanyikan，tongkongbianshiyisuo，zhijianqianmianzhaofenranzhenggerenyijingchaopangbianzaiqule。
zheitianbapingrihaihao，keneichangdayujiangtianbagaodeyoushiyouhua，yibuxiaoxinjiuhuihuadao。
benlaizhaofenranyijinggouxiaoxinyiyi，kemeixiangdaowentiquechuzaigangganghefansongtadeneitiaolaoheiyu。
zheilaoheiyuyuanbenjiushishuikuzhongdedajiahuo，chixiahanyoulanseguangdiandeyushi，gengshijingshenhaodehen，zhetengqilaifeichangyoujing。
ganggangtazaihefantonglidaidelaolaoshishi，neishiyinweiganshoudaohefanshenshangneilonglindeqixiweishe，kexianzaihuandaozhaofenrandelanzili，neijiukaishibulaoshile。
tajingzhijieconglanzililiulechulai，zhaofenranyixiazishoudaolejinghe，jiaoshangbianbuwenle，zhijiejiaoxiadahuale。
yankantajiuyaoyitouzaidaopangbiandetianlile，hefangubushangxuduo，jiangshoulideshuitongwangxiayifang，jiuzhijiewangqianyita，tongshishenchushouxiangyaofuzhuduifang。
zheiyitabu，hefanjiufajuechubuyiyangle。
自己身体这么轻？
suduhaoxiang......kuaileyixie？
buguojinjishike，zheigeniantouzhishizainaohaizhongshanleyixiajiuchongleguoqu。
hefanshougangshenguoqu，yibalazhulezhaofenran。
“啊！”
beilahuilaidefenranjieyoushiyishengjianjiao，bahefanheleyitiao，zheicaisuanxingguoguolai。
tajimangdao：“jie，zhanhao！”
“黑鱼！”
zhaofenranzhanhaoyihouganjinsichuxunzhao。
neitiaodaheiyuchenshibumiao，zhijiewangtiandilizuanle。
dayuguohou，shihuadetudizhengshihetajinqutaoli，zhibuguotashizaishitaidale，zheimehuigongfu，haiyoudabanshenzizaiwaimianni。
hefanyibushangqian，enzhuzheizuikuihuoshou，yibajiangtajiulechulai，wangdishangyishuai，zhijieshuaiyunle，miandetazaizuoguai。
“让你作怪！”
hefangunongyiju，zaishuaiyixia，miandefusuguolai。
keliandeheiyubeihefanzaizhaofenrandelanzilifanghao，gujishihuobuchengle。
kezhaofenranxiaozhedao：“erfan，duokuinile，hejiejieyitiao。”
hefangangadao：“zheiyuchengjingle，zhidaochenjijiupao，neigejie，woxianhuiqule。”