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wozhibosuanmingshi,lianxianshanglejingquantaiziye:

「cirenjinnianhuiyouyigedajie。」

huahaimeishuowan,tajiudaxiaoshuo,zheibazishitasilewuniandeyeye。

「niyefenrangrenbaolenihaizaizheixiao!xiaonimaxiao!」

xiayimiao,tabaturanchuxianjiletayigedazuibazi。

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「nizheishidianxingdexiaoyinduoshimingge,xiangyaohaizi,kongpahennana……」

wanshangbadiandezhibojianrenaofeifan,wojiaolulingzhu,shiyigedaoshi,tongshiyeshiyigewanghong。meizhoumowanshang,wodouhuisuijilianxiansangeren,mianfeijitamensuanbazikanmianxiang。

zheicilianxiande,shiyigesanshiduosuidepiaoliangguniang。tingdaowodehua,taliumeiweizhou,lianseyelikechenlexialai:

「wopengyouyizhishuoniyouduolihaiduozhun,meixiangdaoshigeshengun!」

「haidashini,lianwohuaiyunsangeyuedousuanbuchulai,jiubiezaiwangshangzhaoyaozhuangpianleba!」

wotanlekouqi,youdianburenxinfanbota,tadebazi,shizhuyizhuxiaoyin,xiaoshenzuolu,youyouguanshashengzhuzhi,liliangtaiguoqiangda。shishenzuoweizisi,budanbeikedeyanyanyixi,haizuolejuewei。

zheibazi,jiusuanshihuaishangle,kongpa,haiziyenanpinganluodi。wobutaixianggaosutashihua,henduoshihou,wodaoningyuanshizijisuancuole……

zhibojiandedanmukuaisushanguo,yougejiao「woshinidaye」dewangyoushuohualiqitebiezhong,worenbuzhuduokanleyihui:

【laozizuifanzheixiezhuangshennongguidechoupianzi!】

【xianzaiderenzhuanqianyuelaiyuemeixiaxianle,zhaogenvwanghongjiabandaoshijiusuanle,haizhaogemaodoumeizhangqidexiaoyatou!】

【zhubokuaijineiguniangdaoqian,shenmewanyier,zhourenjiashengbuchuhaizia?】

xianranduimiandenvhaiyezhuyidaolezheigewangyou,taganjidixiaolexiao,kanxiangjingtoudeshenseyuefadeyiqilai:

「renjiashangdiandoushijiayipeishi,zhubonisuancuoleshibushiyedepeiqian?」

「yibansuanmingdexingqingdoushiliangsanbai,anzhaojiayipeishi,nidepeiwosanqiankuaiqian!」

zheishiwodefensimenkanbuxiaqule,fenfenkaishixiachangmata:

【yaodianlianba,renlingzhudashishimianfeijinisuanming,nihaiyaopeichang!】

【jiushijiushi,zaishuole,nicaizheiganghuaishang,zajiuzhidaolingzhudashimeisuanzhun,haizibuhaimeishengxialaima?】

kandaozheihua,neinvrendunshijidongle,tayipaizhuozizhanqishen,luchuweiweilongqidexiaofu:

「niganzhouwo!laoniangzhaorennongsinixinbuxin?」

「zheishishenmezhibojiana,suanbuzhunjiuzuzhouren,pabushixiejiaozuzhiba?」

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tadeqingxuyuelaiyuejidong,chazheyaomalehuirenyihou,shenqingbiankaishibuduiqilai,zhijiantazhouzhemei,liansefabai,zuichunweizhang,guoyihuiwuzheduzidunxiashenqu,xiaoshizailejingtouqian。

dengtazaicifuzheqiangqishenshi,yanjiandewangyouyijingfaxian,qiangshangtachupengguodedifang,liuxialeyigeyouyigexueshouyin。

「bang,bangwojiaojiuhuche,wodehaizi……」

huahaimeishuowan,tajiuliangyanyifan,yundaozailedishang。zhibojianlimazhakaileguo,fanyingzuidadejiushineige「woshinidaye」:

【wotule,zheiyanji,fukuadebunengzaifukuale,xianzaidewanghonggaojubendoubudainaozima?】

【shuobaobuzhu,likejiuliuchanle,zhaotuoyemafanbiezhaozheimekuazhangdehaoma?dangwangyouquandoushishazi?】

【zhubo,ganbuganhewoliangexian?jintianwojiulaidajia,chuisinimenzheixiexiasanlandepianzi!】