嘭！
zheifajingquemingzhonggangqishenxiangqiancuanxingdelaomuzhunaodai，zhijiebazheitoulaomuzhuhanzaileyuandi，houtougenzhedehuangmaozicanghuangtaocuan。
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xuchunlinzhuantou，tingtashuozheihuajiuchenxialian，“niubigej13，niyaobuhuiliuxupaimajiulaoshidaizhe。”
liudamingwenyanbingmeishengqi，tazhidaozijijiefushapiqi，xiaozhedao：“aiya，wozheibushiheerningxuedeme。”
“niubiniubide，neishishahaohuaa？genneishengkouxue，ninengxuemingbaisha？”
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zheiba**dadeshi16haodutoudan，zheiniantoude**zidandaduoshizizhi，erxuchunlinshoulidezidanjiushiliudamingzizhide。
**zidanyibanshisandanjuduo，limianyaozhuangtianhuoyaoheqianlizi。
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xuchunlinyileng，tuokouerchu，“aiwocao……”
liudamingjianzhuanggaoshengdahan：“jiefu！！”
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zheiyimumuyushangbeizifashengdeshiruchuyizhe！
xuchunlinhuitouyichou，dangjidajingshise。
“我艹！”
……
“我艹！”
shangangbanyao，xuninghelifuqiangjinganmanganzhongshilaiwanyibu。
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“嗷-嗷-！”
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xuchunlinwenshengyanjingyimi，jiuditouxunzhao**。
嘭！
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“杂艹的！”
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“zacaode，zhengsini！”
咚！
dachuizhunqueluozaidabaoluanzidenaodaishang，fachuyishengmenxiang。
xuanji，zheidabaoluanzidezuijiukenzaixuezhong，zhenggezhushenchaoqianfanlesangegentou。
dengtapingwenluodishi，yijingsitichaotianyangqiaole。