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kexianrujindexiayangyangbuyiyang,tayouhuazhishuo,buranbiedekeshiziji。

suiranzheishizuozhezhigengxinlejizhangdexiaoshuo,danxiechulaideshihoujiuyijingfuyutamenxianhuodeshengming。

meirenzhidaozuozhedangshigouzaoxiayangyangmeihuidaoxiajiazhiqiandeshenghuoshishenmeyang。

meixiangdaoxiayangyangdangzhejingtoudemianjiushuochuzheixiehualai,xiamohandediyifanyingjiushimoudaijinggao。

eryinweixiayangyangganggangdehua,linruxinjianyizhan,kanzhehezijiyoujifenxiangdenvhai,neixinfuza。

huilaihoudexiayangyangconglaimeiyouzheiyangshuoguohua,shenzhirangrenganjuebudaotayoushenmeweiqu,yuanyan。

kejintiantazheijuhuamingmingshizheimepingdandeyuqi,querangrenganjueshenshendebeiaiheweiqu。

【这话没毛病!】

【suirandanshi,youbushibaoerhuande,zheijianshiduibaoerlaishuohechangyoubushiyijianlingrennanyijieshoudeshiqing。】

【yixiayoudianxintengxiayangyang。】

zuozailinrushenpangdexiabaoernengmingxianganjuedaolinrudebianhua。

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qifenyouxieganga,zhuchirendapoleganga:“neixing,jiexialaiwomenjiuhuikaishiluzhibaoernizaijiadeqingkuang,geweikeyidangwomenjiemuzuderenbucunzai。”

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xiamohanwuyongzhiyigenzhexiabaoerjinchufangbangmangdaxiashou。

ganggangyinweixiayangyangdehua,xiaminqianhelinruyejuedexianrujinhexiayangyangdaizaiyikuaiyouxiebuzizai,meishuoshenmejiugenzhequlechufang。

xiajinxianyinweihaiyoushi,suoyizhijielikai。

neibianyijiarenheheqiqizaichufangdingdingguangguangzuofan,zheibianxiayangyangnazheshouji,geyoutangzaishafashang,shouzhizaishangmianshibushihuadong。

jiuzaicishi,aisenjiedaozongdaoyandianhua:“zheigexiayangyangtingnengzhizaorediande,rangtayeshangzongyi。”

“kenanjiabinhenvjiabinderenshuyijinggudinghao,tashangzheibushiduochulaiyiren?”

“duochulaideyoubushini,sheiduochulaisheiganga,youredianjiuxing。”

zheimeyiting,haoxiangyedui。

“行,我去问问。”

“bushiwenwen,shiyidingyaorangtashang,tacaishixiajiadeqianjin,zhuazhezheiyidian,rangtazhidao,shangzongyicainengranggengduorenzhidaotashixiajiadeqianjin。”

“mingyunduitazheimebugong,xianzaishiwomenzaijitajihui,rangtakeyizaijingtouqianlumian,tababudekeyixiangxiabaoerneibanchuxianzaijingtouqian,hetayibigaoxia,mingbaibu。”

“明白了。”

guaduandianhua,aisenbingmeiyoujizhequzhaoxiayangyang,buzhiweihe,tongguoganggangduixiayangyangdeyinxiang,tajuedetakenengbuhuizheimeqingyidayingshangzheigezongyi。

“baxiayangyangneibiandeshexiangtouxianzanshiguanbi。”

kanxiaoshuozhengkandeshangyin,gaochaobufenrangxiayangyangkuaisubashoujidaogaifangzaixiongkou,shenhuxikouqi,zuokankan,ng~meiren,youkankan,zhuangbiguaiyijiarenzaichufang,guolaiyouxiejuli,anquan。

zaicinaqishoujikaishitoutoukan,zuijiaohaiguazhejisilvexianweisuodexiao。

ganjueshixianyouxiezhedang,xiayangyangyitaitoujiufaxianmianqianfangdaderenlian,bapingmuenheidetongshihedehaoleyisheng:“aiyou,xianrene!”dantiaoqilaipazaishafashang。

jiusuanshizheizhongshihou,haibuwangbashoujipingmuzhengduizhezijijinjinhuzaihuaili。

aisenyebeiheleyitiao,wanghoutuileliangbu,yiliandejingkong。

huiguoshenlaidexiayangyangkandaoshiaisen,duitashunjianyouxiexiatou,yuqiyehaobudaonaliqu:“niganma!yaohesiwoa!”

“xiaxiaojiezaikanshenmezheimerushen,wohanlehaojibianxiaxiaojieyemeiliwo。”

aisenyuqidaizhexiexuweiqu,taganggangjiaolehaojibianxiayangyang,kezheirenbuzhidaozaikanshenme,shixianjinjindingzheshouji,haixiaodetebieweisuo。

kanshenme,zheinengshuoma!xiayangyangyikaishixian,lianshangpiaozhebuzhimingdehongyun,youxiebuzizai:“shehuishangdeshiqingnishaodating。”

“你喊我干什么?”

“xiaxiaojie,buzhidaoniyoumeiyouxingqucanjiawomenzheidangzongyini?”

“meixingqu。”tashilaitanlianaihezhuanqiande,bushilaicanjiazheilaoshenzizhuangmozuoyangdezongyi。

yipiguzuohuishafashang,zheizhongshiqingbeidaduan,youxuyaoyunnianghenjiucainengzhaohuiganggangdeganjuehaoma?

“womenzheidangzongyihenhaowanerqietebieyouqu,niyaoshishangguoyicijueduihaihuizaixiangshangyici。”

zheihuatingzhe,zenmezheimebuduijingni?

“wobuxiang,niyaoshimeishenmeshinijiumangnidequ?”

taxianzaijizhekantadexiaoshuoa,zaibukanjiuzhaobuhuilaineigeganjuele。

jiranzheiyang,aisenzhinengshichushashoujianle:“ninandaobuxiangrangdajiadouzhidaonicaishixiajiadezhenqianjin?”

suiranzhidaozheigehuatihenmingan,henrongyiyinqishuangfangmaodun,danaisenxiangdangyuyouzixin,tingdaotazheihuadexiayangyangjueduihuiganxingqu,tongyicanjiazongyide。

meixiangdaozheirenzhishilengdanpieleyanta,zhenjiushiwanquanbuganxingqudeneizhong:“zhidaoleduiwoyoumeishenmehaochu。”

“nikeyichumingde,daoshidajiadourenshini,douzhidaonicaishixiajiadezhenqianjin。”

“然后呢!”

zheirenzenmeyouyanbujinde?aisenfanzaozhualezhuatoufa,buzhidaogaizenmeyangshuofuxiayangyang,wunaizhinengbazhudongquanjiaodaoxiayangyangshoushang:“nidaodiyaozenyangcaiqu?”

这问题问得好!

xiayangyangmouziyizhuan:“youmeiyoushuaige?”

“什么?”

“有没有帅哥?”

meixiangdaoxiayangyangshiduizheigeganxingqu,aisenlianmangdao:“you,womenzheishidanglianzong,budandanyou,erqiehaiyouhenduo,xuandenanjiabinmendoushiyoushuaiyouyouqian。”

“erqienishangwomenzheidangzongyi,womenyehuijiniqian。”

“多少?”

aisenmeishuohua,shenchushoubilegewu。

“我去。”

jiuzaixiayangyangheaisendachengxieyidetongshi,neibianchufangyeyijingbafancaizuolechulai,5caiyitang,kanzhejiusexiangweijuquan,rangrenshiyudazeng。

aisenrangzhuchirenguoqurechang。

“xiaxiaojie,ninjuranhuizuofan,erqiekanzhechuyihaitingbucuode,zheizhendeshirangwomendakaiyanjiele。”

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