“zheigelianggejiahuozhenqianga！”
kelinpazaiweiqiangshang，kanzhebisaichangshangxianrubairehuadebisai，youxiejingya。
“shia，zhiqiandoumeitingshuoguozheigejiahuodemingtou，fangfohuranmaochulaide，wohaimeiyongchuguipaiqigongjiubeiqingyidabaile”
yipangdeyamuchayoudianbuganxin，tazhanbaimeiduojiu，xianzaihoubojinghaizaiyinyinzuotong。
danshitahaishixiangkankandabaizijiderenjiexialaidebisai。
neigejiahuodedongzuokuaidaotakanbujian，zhuanshunjiantajiujiushiquleyishi。
zijixinxuedejuejiguipaiqigongbo，juranmeijihuiyongchu。
erqiebingmeiyouzaineigejiahuoshenshangganjuedaoqideliudong，juranzhiyongchunroutililiangjiu···
zijiquelianduifangzenmekaojindedoumeinongmingbai，jiubeiyiquandayunguoqu。
yiyizhonghenchirudefangshishudiaolebisai。
“kee，benlaihaixiangzheyongneizhaoduoguande！”
yamuchaxinliyaoyaqiechi。
yigeshiduizijibuzhengqidefennu，lingyigeshiwudaojiabufushudexinzaizuosui。
xiangdaozijishangleitaideshihou，xiangzaibuermaheneimeduoguanzhongmianqianzhanxianzijiqiangdadeyimian。
qingdidebiaoshi，zijiyaorangneigejiahuoyizhishou，lianshangjiubuyoudefahong。
结果却被光速打脸。
“gainazhujiaojubendeshiwoa！”
xiangdaozhei，yamuchaxinliyinyinzuotong，buguoshuangmuhaishifangzailechangshang。
yanqianchangshangdeliangrenzhong，yigeshineigekeeyouchoupidehexianrendedadizi，yigeetoushangzhangzhedisanzhiyande**。
他叫天津饭。
lingyigezeshishangyichangbufeichuihuizhilidabaitadenanren。
zhijianchangshanghetianjinfanduizhande，shiyigesandaxuanshoumoyangzhuangbandenanzi。
hewukongjijiangduizhendeduishouyiyang，tongyangde***zheshangshen，shoushangchanraozhebengdai。
buguohebabute（wukongjiexialaideduishou，beiqingsongjibai）zheizhongsandaxuanshoubutongdeshi，wujishenzhekuandadezhangku。
cukuangdelianpangbushiyingjun，suiranshenshangyoujiujingduanlianliuxiadeshangba，danshigengxiandenanrenweishizu。
yibiandebuermakanzheyanqiandeshuaigegengshimaochulexingxingyan。
“bu，tianjinfanbushiwujideduishou”
yipangdepangxietouxiaohaishenqingyiliansumu，yanshensisidingzhechangshangneigejiaowujiderendedongzuo。
zheizhengshilongzhudenanzhujiao，sunwukong。
zheiyinggaishiwukongdaomuqianweizhiyudaoguozuiqiangdeduishou，napashichenglong，wukongyeganjuemeiyouyanqiandewujiqiang。
zicongshangciwudaohuijieshuhou，jingguosannianshijiandelilian，wukongbujinjianshidedaolechengzhang。
zaiwudaoyitushang，gengshijinbufeikuai，taganjuezijiyijingnenggoujibaichenglongle。
shenzhituodayidianshuo，keyiqingsongdabaichenglong。
danshi，taqueganjuetaheyanqianqingsongxieyideyingduizhetianjinfangongjidenanzizhijiandejuli，yourutianqian！
changnianleiyuezaibaozishanzheizhongyuanshisenlinshenghuodewukong，nenggoukaozheduiweixiandeminruixiujue，qingxidiganshoudao。
yanqiannanziqianzangzaishentiliyourujulongbandebangbodeliliang。
yipangjiabanchengchenglongdeguixianren，yejiushiwutianlaoshi，yeshibiaoqingshifenningzhong。
changshangdetianjinfan，hunshensanfazheliqi，yikanjiushiyigexindibuchunzhiren，danshiqiwuxuegongdi，yijingdadaolezongshijidedibu。
jiashangnianqinglizhuang，zijikendingbushiduishou。
erlingwaiyigenianqingren，zeshiliantadoukanbutou。
只能说很强···
shenzhibitazuijingzhongdeshifuwutaidouhaiqiang。
weiyinenggoupanduanchulaidejiushi，zheigenianqingrendeqiangxiangbuzaiquan···
ershiyinzangzaikuandayundongkuxiadeshuangtui！
fangruoshuanglongchanzhuban，youzhebaozhadeliliang，guixianrengujihetapidide，zhiyouneigeguaiwu···
cengjingjishijiedailaiheiandeneigemowang，bikedamowang！
zheishiduomekepadeshiqing，suiranzijihuolehenduonianle，yijingchuichuilaoyi。
suiranzhidao，youshengzhinianwukong、kelinzheixieqingnianyibeiyidinghuichaoyueziji。
danxianzaiqueyouyigegengkepadenianqingrenchuxianle。
“wo，kanna，xianzaitianjinfanxuanshouduiwujixuanshouzhankailekuanggong，wujixuanshouzhinengzaitianjinfanxuanshoudegongjizhixiabeidongfangyua！”
daizheheisemojingdejieshuoyuanxiansheng，zuoweiyimingputongdiqiuren，kanzhechangshangdebisaizhinengpingjiezhebiaoxiangjinxingzhechanshu。
zhijianleitaishang，tianjinfanzaijingguochuqideshitanzhihou，pandingyanqiandenanrenhenqiang，yeshikaishirenzhenqilaile。
zhishizijiquanlishiweixia，shuangshoushuangjiaogongjixiahuachengdegongshi，juranbeiwujiyiyibikai。
“juranzheimeqingsongxieyi，neimerangnichangchangzheigeba！”
yankantuijiaogongjiwuguo，tianjinfantingzhilewuyiyidejingong。
“o？niyaozenmezuoni”wujibaozheshuangshouzhanli，raoyouxingqudekanzheduimiandetianjinfan。
wuji，lanxingren，zaiyouwanlanxingyouxidixiachengyukelaodeguochengzhong。
yiwaichuanyuedaolelongzhushijie。
wujiyizhishigewushuaihaozhe，danshiyinweixiandaishehuiwushumeiluo，xuewudejihuayejiubeigezhi。
danshiduiwushudeai，cushitasouluoleshimianshangdabufendewushumiji。
houlaigengshixihuanshanglegedouleiyouxi。
qizhongzuixihuanjiaosededangranshidixiachengyukelaozhongdenansandale。
kuangyebujidezaoxing，zhuiqiubaofayijibimingdejineng，gancuililuodedongzuo。
wuyibuchuozhongletadexintouhao，yushitazaichuanyuedaolongzhushijiehou，bianjuedingyongwujizheigemingzichuangdang。
qiahaozaijuedingzicheng“wuji”hou，chuanyuezhedejinshouzhiyejiudaozhangle。
zhenghaoshijianjiedianshidiershierjietianxiawudaohuiqijian，tayexiangchangshiyixiazijidequanjiao，shunbianrenshiyixialongzhuzhujiaotuan。
qianqidetianxiadiyiwudaohui，duiyuyongyoujinshouzhidetalaishuo，neikedoushibaozanga！
tebieshitaxihuandeneigejiaose-sunwukong。
suizhewujidecansai，tayilujinjidehudiexiaoyingjiushi-zaiyusaiyudaoleyamucha。
zaiqingsongjibaiyixilieduishouzhihou，dingtileyamuchachengweilezuihoucanjiabaqiangsaidexuanshou。
guerbencitianxiadiyiwudaohui，zaijingguohaixuanhechusaiguohou，chenggongjinrujuesaiquandeguixianrendizi，yejiuzhishengxialeliangge。
“wu···a···”
zhijiantianjinfantoushangqingjinbaoqi，shentidejirouyezaibaozhang，shenshangdeqixibiandeguiyiqilai。
“atianbuhuishiyaoyongneigeba！”
zaiguanzhongxidejiaozijingyadao。
yipangdehexianrenwenyan，yezhidaozijizheigedadiziyaoganshenmele。
“jurannengbatianjinfanbidaozheigedibu，jiaozi··”
hexianrenduijiaozishilegeyanse，jiaozilimaxinlingshenhui。
“四妖拳！！！”
suizhetianjinfantongkudeyishengdahou，tabeihoujuranzhangchulelingyishuangshoubei。
“hua~~~”zaichangdeguanzhongheweiguandezhujiaotuanchengyuandoushiyizhenjingya。
shibeitianjinfandeshenqibianhuajingdaole。
wujiyeshiyoudianhaoqi，suiranlongzhuzheibujingdiandedongmancongtoudaoweidouhenjingcai。
danshiduiyutazheizhongwushumilaishuo，chuqidegezhongshenyiquanfahewushu，caishiyouxiyinlide。
zaichuqigezhongshenqidequanfacengchubuqiong，birutianjinfandesiyaoquan，haiyoucanxiangquan、taiyangquandengdeng。
“he”suizhetianjinfanyishengbaohe。
shentiyekuaisuxiangwujibijin，zaiduoleyishuangshouzhihou，gongjidefugaimianyegengdale。
xiangshiyizhangbuyiyang，jiangwujizhaozhu。
“ng，youdianyisi”suirantianjinfangongshixunmeng，danshiwujiyijiuyourenyouyu。
takaozheroutibaofali，qingqingyidong，zaitianjinfandegongjizhongshentaiziruodechuanxing。
“ng？”wujimeitouqingzhou。
“可恶！”
tianjinfanjiugongbuxia，yeshiqishangxintou。
“哎呀”
huranchangbianchuanlaiyisheng，rangtianjinfanyileng···