第2章 李无尘沐瑾颜大制作的恋爱综艺

喵喵喵?

liwuchenzuijiaoyichou,yebuzhidaomuzongcaichoushenmefeng,zijibushiyejitazhunbeileyiguankelema?

mujinyankanzheliwuchenyiliandemengbizhuangtai,zuijiaobuyouzizhudeshangyangyigehaokandehudu。

guoran,xiaorongbuhuixiaoshi,zhihuizhuanyi!

zhengdangliwuchenzhunbeiduimuzongcaizheiyijudongbiaoshiqiangliefanduideshihou,chuyuxiaoyuanmenqianchuanlaileyidaokeaidechaoqinvyin。

“halouhalou,nimenhaoya~”

menkoushoufuzhexinglixianglagandeshuangmaweinvshenghuanhuandetanchuyigenaodai。

xiaoqiaoerjingzhidemianpang,youruciwawayiban,baixidepifuwuxuxiushi,bianyishirenjianjuese。

qingchemingliangdeyanmou,daizhesanfenyujuhaixiuzhigan,sihuzhiyiyan,jiunenglingrenchenlun,yingchunhanxiao,sainingxinli,guanzhikeqin。

erzaizheizhanglianbeijingtoutuileyigetexie,chedizaizhibojianchujingzhihou,danmuzhijiezhale!

“qinluoli!juranshiqinluoli,zheilianzongyaohuodejiezoua!”

“qianyoutianhoumujinyan,houyoudingliuqinluoli,aileaile!”

“ai?zhiyouwokandaodaohoumianneigexiaogegechenzhemutianhoubuzhuyi,zaineidundundunma?”

cikeliwuchenyangtoujiangshengxiadekelejinshudundundundejiejuediao,youjiangkeleguanfanghuileyuandi,bijinglangfeishikechide!

嗝~~~

mujinyangangzhunbeikaikoudazhaohu,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyizhenzhangzhangdedagesheng,yuanbenliangweishenyanxiangjiandefengshenfenwei,yingshengshengbeizheidageshengchedipohuai。

mengheguokelededouzhidao,renbuzhu,genbenrenbuzhu。

“xiaofacaile,zheixiaogegetoutouhekeledemoyang,zhenjiugenbanyetouchixiaoye,haipabeifumufaxiandewoyimoyiyang。”

“yijingluping,dengzheixiaogegehuoqilaideshihou,rangtahuazhongjinhuigou!”

“tizhongyibaiyishiyi,fanguyiyiling,wodeyisishi,youshihouyigerenkanzhibo,zhendexiangbaojing。”

“wochengrentazhendeshidaidianfanguzaishenshangde。”

……

qinluoli,renchengneiyuxiaogehou,bujinjinyanzhichuquanbaohuo,neichanggongyeshibushulaoyibeiyishujia。

cengzaiyidangnvtuanxuanxiujiemudangdaoshi,jiemuneigengshizhijiezhanxianchuqianghandewudaonengli,

dingzheyizhangjiweikeaiqingchundeciwawalian,haiyouneijiaoxiaodeshencai,tiaochulejijubaofaliderelaxingganwudao,yijufengshen,quanfenwushu。

……

mujinyanyilianheixianyaojinyaguanwojinlequantou,shenzhiyouxiehouhuidaizheigediurenwanyichulaicanjiazongyi,ruguocikebushizhengzaizhibo,zhendehuiyiquandaguoqu!

ermenkoudeqinluolixianranyebeizheizhangzhangdedageshengjingdaole,zhuaneryouwuzuitouxiaoqilai,zheigerensihugentayinxiangzhongdesuoyouyiren,doubuyiyang。

nianqingyirenxiaoxianrou,budoushifenbilianpihou,zhuangbilaotannong,fuzhuangzaoxinggengshizouzaishishangqianyan。

gengyoushenzhehaiyiqunrenzutuan,qimingtangguohoutian,neizhenshiyigebiyigexuyaosufei……

nayouyirenhuizheibandundundundemengguankele,ranhoudayigezhangzhangdege,sihaobuzhuyixingxiangguanli。

mujinyanhuitouehenhendedengleyiyanliwuchen,zhenshidiurendiudaojiale,zhuanerzouxiangqinluolihuifubiaoqingguanli。

“luolimeimeihaojiubujian。”

liwuchenyeqishengenzaimujinyanshenhou,bijingjibianbushiyiren,youkerendaolaiyebunengzuozheya,gaiyoudelimaohaishiyaoyoude。

qinluoliyumujinyanqianqiandeyongbaoleyixia,suijiduizheliwuchenshenchuleqingcongyushou。

liwuchenlengleyixia,taziranshitingwenguozheigeneiyuxiaogehoude,meixiangdaojurannenggentayigemingbujianjingchuandeyirenzhudongwoshou。

danshiyejinjinshilengleyixia,shenshouyuqinluoliqianwoyixiashou,diantoushiyiyixia,chuzhijifen。

“nihao,wojiaoliwuchen。”

qinluoliyehaoqidetaitoudaliangzheyanqianzheigenanren,suiranchuanzheshangxiandeyouxiesuiyi,danshiquegewaiqingshuangeryangguang。

weifencebeidefaxingdapeishangneisihuyouxingguangyibandeyanmou,zuijiaoguazheyimoqingxiao,youchongchizhexiexujingongxing。

(dangran,wulunzenmeshuai,haishiyaobiduzhedadamen,chayidiudiu。)

“nihao,wojiaoqinluoli。”

mujinyannashangzijidexinglixiangzhihou,kandaomenkoudelianggejudaxinglixiang,dunshiyouxiehanyan。

yishijianjingranzhaobudaoheshidecilaixingrongjiaoxiaodeqinluoliyujudaxinglixiangdezuhe,dagaishi…fancha?

fanchazheigecihaoxiangbushizheimeyongdeba?

“liwuchen,guolaibangluolimeimeinayixiaxinglixiang。”

liwuchenwenshengwangqu,qinluolilianmangbaishou,zoudaozijidexinglixiangqian。

“我自己可以的。”

呃…

liwuchenmuguangzaiqinluoliyuxinglixiangzhijianlaihuisaoguo,xinglixiangdegaoduyijingdaodaqinluoliyaoshenyishang,erqiehaishiliangge!

qinluoliziranyezhuyidaolezheiyimu,xiangshiyaozhengmingzijiyiban,tuozhelianggexinglixiangjiuwangchuyuxiaowulizouqu。

liwuchenziranyebuhuiqiangxingbangzhubieren,kanzhemujinyanyuqinluoliyoushuoyouxiaodewangfangjianneizouqu,zhuanshenyouhuidaolexiaoyuanneidetangyishang。

噗呲~

lingyiguankelebeiliwuchendakai,youxiandexiangshouzheweifengchuilai,ruguozheizongyinengyizhizheimeyouxian,liwuchenjuededaoyehaibucuo。

bijingjibianzijizheigehaowumingqideyiren,pianchoujuranjileershiwan!

suiranshuoruguozhongtubeitaotaidiao,xuyaotuihaibufenpianchou,danshineiyouhefang?

zuiqimazheizhendeshitangzhebaqianzhengle!

neibianqinluolituizhelianggexinglixiangzoudaoleloutiqian,dangjilinzheqizhongyigexinglixiangjingzhishanglou,kanqilaibingmeiyoufeichangchili。

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xianzaiyigeshencaijiaoxiaodenvgeshou,jurantizhezheimedayigexinglixiangshanglou,yishijianbuyoudedaweizhenjing!

zhenjingzhiyu,youcaicehuibuhuixinglixiangzhongbingmeiyouzhuanghenduodongxi。

suijishenshoutileyixiaqinluolilingyigexinglixiang,suirantiqilaileyixia,danshiyoulimafanglexiaqu,zhiganjuezheixinglixianglishibushizhuangdetiekuai?

怎么这么重!

qinluoliyijingfangxiaxinglixiangzaicixialelou,suijikanxiangmujinyanshouzhongdexinglixiang,youxieyihuodewendao:

“jinyanjiejiexuyaowobangnibaxinglixiangtishangquma?”

mujinyandesixudunshibeishengyindaduan,conggangcaidehuanxiangzhonghuiguoshenlai,yishijiangangadebailebaishou。

“不用不用。”

qinluoliqingqingdedianlediantou,tiqilezijidexinglixiang,haobufeilidezoushanglouti,mujinyanjianzhuangyegenleshangqu。

……

“gangcaisheikandaomutianhouyilianzhenjingdeshenqingle?”

“qie,yigexinglixiangnengyouduozhong?wufeizaiyanxibale。”

“loushangniyouzhidaole?”

“wozaigaotieshangbangnvshengtaiguoxinglixiang,zhinengshuowoyaoshanle…”

“bieshuogaotieshangle,daxuekaixueyingxuemei,xuezhangzhijiebianluotuoxiangzi…”

“wojialuobaoshigegeshou,yanshenmexia?”

“……”

liwuchenbeigongzuorenyuanqingqingpaixing,jiemuzudaoyannazheyigedalabashuodao:

“lilaoshi,daoketingjihe。”

liwuchenyouxieyonglandeqishen,shenlegelanyaowangketingzouqu,sihuhaimeiyouchedixingguolaiyiban。

laidaoketingzhihou,muzongcaiyuqinluoliyijingshuluodeliaoleqilai,liwuchensuibianzuozaierrenceduimiandeshafashang。

zhishibuzhidao,jiabindoumeiyoudaoqi,weishenmexianzaiyaojihe?

nanbuchengzheilianaizongyijiusangeren?

dangranzheiyejinjinshihaoqi,bijingzheikeshiyidangdazhizuodelianaizongyi,jiusuanshilatouzi,neixieyulegongsidouhuisaibushaoren。

genghekuanglianzijilaoban,haiyoudingliuqinluolidoulaicanjiadezongyi,nengshixiaozhizuoma?

erzijinenggouchuxianzaizheili,bujinjinshizijilaobandaiguolaide。

gengzhongyaode,dagaijiushidaoyanyexuyaoyixietaotaizheyingzaofenwei,erzijibuchuyiwaidehua,shishuyutaotaizheneiyituorenlideyige。

erzijidemubiaoyehenjiandan,duohunyitian,jiushaotuiyitiandepianchou,zaoribaneiweizizhuyuanzhushangxuedehaoxinrendewuwankuaihaile。

zhengdangliwuchenxiangzheruhenenggouqingsongqieyukuaideduguozheiduanshijianshi,daoyandeshengyinchuanleguolai。

“xiamianjieshaoyixiawomenjiemudetaotaifaze!”