zuorenma，zhongguiyaoyishidao，zhishideyongtu！
liwuchensuishounaqizhuozishangdeyibenshu，gaizailepaomianshang，fahuitadezuoyong。
qinluoliyumujinyanduishiyiyan，kongqizhongmimanzhepaomiandeweidao，rangtamenyeyouxieyidong，buguohaishidaxiaolechipaomiandeniantou。
liwuchengumozheshijianchabuduole，nakaishubendeneiyike，xiangweipumianerlai，bujinshiyudakai，yanlexiakoushui。
“paomianhenhaochide，nimenzhendebuchima？”
ernvyebuzijuedexiayanyixiakoushui，yiguconglaimeiyouwendaoguodexiangweichuanrubikong，butongyuyiqianchiguoderenheyizhongshipin。
weiledaxiaochipaomiandeniantou，mujinyanyuqinluolizouqulechufang，liwuchenjianzhuangyebuzaiqiangqiule，meizizidechiqilepaomian。
fanhouliwuchengangzhunbeidakaiyouxi，chufanglijiuchuanlailepilipaladeshengyin，haiyouyiguguheiyanpiaosanchulai。
我淦！
厨房炸了？
liwuchenerhuabushuo，dangjiyigefanshenduodaoleshafahoumian，shoujidoumeilaidejina，manmandetanchunaodaichoulechou。
zhijianmujinyanyuqinluoliyilianlangbeidecongchufangzhongpaochulai，haibutingdewuzhebizimengke，shenshangyeyouxieshilulude。
kandaoerrenzheibanmoyang，bujinjinjiemuzuderenxiaole，reduyeshizhixianbiaosheng，danmugengshilefanle。
“zuodehenhao，xiacibuxujinchufangle。”
“biwonvpengyoulihaiyidian，wonvpengyouzhijiebachufangzhale，xianzaichufangzhuangxiudexuliyafengge。”
“xiaosiwole，zhiyouwokandaoshafashangdexiaogege，duodebituzihaikuaima？”
“youshakelede？kandaozheizhongqingkuang，diyishijianbuzhidaoqubangmang，fanerduoqilai，zhenshixiatou。”
“bangshiqingfen，bubangshibenfen，loushangzhenshiwangluoshanren。”
“luobaoluobao，kuaiquxixi，xixihainengyao！”
“颜宝，你也去。”
……
qinluolizhaidiaotoushangdecaiyezi，yishijianyouxieyukuwulei，zheibanlangbeimoyangyeshichudaoyilaidiyici。
mujinyandeqingkuangdaoshihaoshangyixie，yuqinluoliduishiyiyan，errenmianmianxiangqu，duishiwuyan。
liwuchenkandaomeiyoushenmeweixian，zheicaicongshafahoumianchulai，shunshoucongzhuozishangnaqineiliangtongpaomianzouleguoqu。
“yaobu…chipaomianba？”
“zuiqima…buhuiyouweixian！”
qinluoliqingtanyishengyaoleyaotou，mujinyanqinghengyisheng，aojiaodeniuguotouqu，buxiangliliwuchen。
唉…
weinvziyuxiaorennanyangye，gurenchengbuqiwo！
zongbunengzhenrangzijialaobanezheduziba？genghekuanghaiyouyiweidingliuxiaogehouzaizheili，liangweimeinvxiachudejiemuxiaoguoyoule。
xiamianjiushizijigandiankuli，zuiqimayoucunzaideyiyi，erqietamendouquxizaole，jingtouzhinengjidaoziji，nanbuchengrangtamenezheduzi，guanzhongkanzijidayouxi？
neigujicunzaibulejitian，daoyanjiuhuirangzijitaotai，lianhaizhaideqiandouzhuanbudao，jiuyouxiedebuchangshile。
“nimenxianquxixiba，yihuixialaichifan。”
mujinyanziranxiangdaole，jiexialaidejingtoudoushiliwuchenyigerende，liansezheicaihuanhelejifen。
xiayikeyouhuyidekanleyiyanliwuchen，nanbuchengzheidoushitasuanjihaode？
yaoshiyikaishiliwuchenjiuzigaofenyongdequzuofan，neimedagailvzhihuiyoujigejingtoueryi，jibianzijiyuqinluolidouqubangmangdaxiashou。
yebuhuijiliwuchentaiduodejingtou，bijingliwuchenjibenshanggenlurenmeishaqubie，daoyanziranbuhuijihenduojingtou，danshiyanxiazijiyuqinluolidouquxishu，zhibojiandejingtoujiuzhinengjiliwuchen。
xiangdaozheili，mujinyanyouyizhonghaizizhangdaledeganjue，zhongyuzhidaoyaojingtoule，burongyia，lianshangfuxianyimoxiaoyi。
“biexiangzheduhainilaobanwo，daihuiwohuixianyongyinzhenshishidu！”
哎？
qinluoligangzhunbeiganxieliwuchendehuayu，kazailezuizhong，yishijiannaodaiyoudianfanyingbuguolai，mujinyanshiliwuchenlaoban？
zheibianqinluolihaimeiyouxiangmingbai，liwuchenliezuiyixiao，yincecedeshuodao：
“neilaobannikeyaozhuyile，xiadudaoshibuhui，danshishijianwanwuxiangshengxiangke。”
“yixieshicaidanduchimeiyourenhewenti，danshiyidantongshichixialingyizhongshicai，jiuhuizhongdu。”
“laobannifendeqingma？”
哎？
qinluoliyoushiyidai，zheishilaobanyuyirendexinxingxiangchumoshima？erqieliwuchenshuode，haoxiangconglaimeiyoutingshuoguo，danshiyouganjuehaoyoudaoli。
“neige…wokeyizhichimifande，nengmafanni，zhengyidianmifankeyima？”
huayingangluo，danmuzaicibazhanlepingmu。
“luobao，nizenmehaizhenxinletadeguihuaa！”
“tazaihehumutianhou，zenmezhongzhaodeshiniyaluobao？”
“luobaodaidaide，wohaoai！”
“xiangzhidaomutianhouyuliwuchen，pingshidoushizheimexiangchudema？”
“fanguyirenyuyuanzhonglaoban？”
……
mujinyanxiaozhenielenieqinluolirouruanbaixideliandan，suijishenchuquantouzailiwuchenmianqianbihualeliangxia。
“kuaiquzuofan，yaoshidaihuiluolibuganchifan，nikanwozenmeshoushini！”
liwuchennaqiweiqunduizhemujinyanfanlegebaiyan，ernvyebuxiangzheifulangbeimoyangzhangshijianchuxianzaizhibojian，bianzhuanshenshanglouxishuqule。
xihaoweiqungangdaochufangmenkou，dunshilengzhule，mandilangjiejinhumeiyouxiajiaodedifang，zaotaishangbengdequanshiyouzi。
guolicanliuzhewuqimaheidebuzhidaoshishenmeshicai，xicaichiyebeicaiyeziduzhule。
呃…
nvrendepohuailizheimelihaima？
jiuchabatianhuabanjixianle！
liwuchenganjuetoudoudale，sihulianbizidoubuduijingle，xiudaoledaiweidaodekongqi，dunshimengranfanyingguolai！
我淦！
煤气都没关！
zheinimayaoshidiangenyanlengjingyixia，gujitianhuabanjiuyaobeixiankaile。
liwuchenkanzhexianyibuzoujinchufangpaishehuanjingdesheyingxiaoge，zhanzaimenkoushuodao：
“xiaogenixianchulaiyixia。”
sheyingxiaogeyouxieyihuodedingzheliwuchen，youkanxiangdaoyan，daoyanmeidiantou，taziranbuhuitingyiweimeiyourenhemingqidexiaoyirendehua。
liwuchenjiantameiyoudongzuo，daoyemeishuoshenme，bijingzheimeiqixieludeshijianyebuzhang，kongqizhongyejinjinshiweiliang。
“nihaitingjingye，neishenme…yaobunishunshoubameiqifamenguanleba。”
cihuayichu，wangshangdanmuzhijiexiaofanle。
“xiaobuhuole，nimenkandaomeiyou，jingtoupaidegangcaineigesheyingxiaoge，liandoulvle。”
“chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，xiaochoujingshitaziji！”
“zheichufangkeyizhuangxiugaibangfenggele，henda！”
“gangcaineigesheyingxiaogeyeshizhenjingyea，tingdaomeiqifamenmeiguan，doumeichuqu。”
“wohaiyiweiliwuchenshibeichufangjingxianghedaolebuganjinqu，meixiangdaoshimeiqixielu。”
“wozhidaonvshenkendingbuwanmei，danshiwobuhuixianqitamendequedian，jinyanlaopolaiwojia，wohuizuofan！”
“nizheisuanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshangle！”