第1章

“nibizui!”womengdipaizhuo,nuhuoyijingjiangwodelizhiranshaodaijin。

“shenzhiwei!nishitadesaozi!nizenmekeyishuochuzheizhonghua?!”

“jixuebanidangchenglemama,shenmedougaosuni,nishengrideshihou,haibazanxialaidelinghuaqianjinimaijinxianglian,tabeixiaohanjinghaichengzheiyang,nifanerbangzhexiongshoubianhu?niduideqitama?!”

shenzhiweifeidanmeiyouhuigai,faneryanjiaohanlei:

“faguandaren,zhengshixiaoguzigenwowuhuabutan,wocaizhidaotaduixiaoshaoneixiewochuodexinsi!zhiyuni?bujiushixiangjiezhe**meidesiezhaxiaoshaoma?wogaosuni,meimen!jiusuanwodayimieqin,yebuhuirangnidecheng!”

dayimieqin?wojuewangdilengxiaoyisheng,xinrusihui。

什么是亲?

zaiwozuixuyaoqinrenzhichideshihou,wodeqiziquezhanzailewodeduilimian,weileyigewairen,buxijiangwomeimeideqingbaijiantazaijiaoxia。

qingmingweidao,queshijiufenweijian,xinfenyizuo。

wobuguoxiangtaogegongdao,quebeitazheiyangxiuru!

woshenxiyikouqi,nuliyayizhuneixinfanyongdeqingxu,jiangshouzhongdezhaopianheshipindijilefaguan。

zhaopianshangdenvhai,yuanbenqingchunyangyi,kerujinyichengcanbaibinglengdeshiti。

hunshendoushichumujingxindeshanghen,dupishang,shenzhiyouneixiechusheng,yongyantoutangchudeyinji,mimimama,quanshinongbao。

***depiroufanjuanzhe,xiangbeiyeshousiyaoguoyiban。

wojihuburenzhishi,haipazaikanyiyan,wojiuhuibengkui。

keshenzhiweizhishilenglengxiaozhe,“zheinengdaibiaoshenme?”

taqingpiaopiaodeshuo,“niyoushenmezhengjuzhengming,zheishixiaoshaozuode?”

wolenglengdikanzheta,xindiyipianbingliang。

doushuozhangsaorumu,shenzhiweizenmegan?!tazenmeganneimelengxue……

“faguandaren,womeimeideyizhaoyichengtang,nandaozaizheierlianjugongdaohuadoudebudao?”

wohongzheyankuang,siyazheshengyinwendao。

faguanbunaifandizhoulezhoumei,shuodao:“shenlvshishuodemeicuo,zhengjuni!womenzaishitishanggenbenchabudaodna,jiupingjizhangzhaopian,nengshuomingshenme?”

“neishipinni……shipinmingmingkandaotabameimeiladaochelide……”

keshipinli,chuanchudehuaqueshi:“xiaomeimei,nixiaoxiaonianjizenmeziganduoluoa?nixiangyaoqian,womenkeyijini,yihou,buyaozuozheizhongshile!”

woqixuefanyong,shizaixiangbumingbai,wokanleshubaibiandezhengjushipin,zenmehuitingdaozheijuhua!

zheifenmingshibeirendongleshoujiao!

xiaohanjingzuozaibeigaoxishang,qiaozheerlangtui,quanchengyiyanbufa,zhishizuijiaoqinzheyimoxixuedexiao。

woquanshendouyinfennuzaifazhedou,nengkaojinwoshenbiantouhuanzhengjudezhiyoushenzhiweiyiren。

怪不得……

guaibudeneitianqianbeibuzuidewo,huiyinweiyibeihongjiujiuhonglelian。

guaibudeyuanbenxinglengdandeta,huibiandegewaireqing。

wokuzheshuowomeiyouqinrenle,tabujinwenroudianweiwo,shenzhizaiwoerbianninanzhe:“zhaoyang,nibienanguo,woyuanyiweilujiashengeryunv。”

yuanlai,woyiweideai,doushitaweilebangzhuxiaohanjingtuozuishidejimou。

我几乎无法呼吸。

wonuhoudao:“shenzhiwei!nitouhuanlezhengju!nihaishigerenma?!”

taqingmiediyixiao,yanshenlimeiyouyisiwendu:“nidehaomeimeizijibujiandian,sileyeshitademing,yuxiaoshaowuguan!”

“yuanbenxiaoshaoxinshan,kanzaishizhefenshangbuxiangguoduojiuchan,meixiangdaoquebeixiaoreneshang。xianzai,womenzhinengzhuanggaoniwuxiantarenshitulesuo!”

shuozhe,tazhanqishen,dijiaoyifenluyin。

luyinli,shitayumeimeideduihua:

“saozi,nishilvshi,nibangbangwohaobuhao?zheiyangwomenjiunengnadaogengduodeqian,gegejiubuyongneimexinkule,jiusuanebudaoqian,xiaohanjingzheiyangdeshenfen,woyenengnadaogengduodeliuliang,wojiukeyizuowanghongle!”

zenmekeneng?!womeimeijuebukenengshuozheizhonghua!

xiaohanjingsisidekanzhewo,qingtiaodifuguoshenzhiweidejian:“shenlvshi,duokuinidayimieqinbaluyinnachulai,fouze,wohaibuzhidaoyaobeiyuanwangdaoshenmechengdu。”

shenzhiweiguzuojiaoxiudidixiatou,yanjiaoqueshanguoyisideyi:“woshizaiwei***lvdezunyan,weihuzhengyi!”

kanzhetaxuweidelian,wogandaowubiexin。