第一章 老子就是癞蛤蟆

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第一人民医院。

zhoulingdaizhemanshennichenchongxiangshoushushi,toushanghaidaizhedingpoliedeanquanmao,xianranshigangconggongdiganlai。

“shoushuyidingyaoshunlia!…”

他口中着急道。

liangnianqiantacongjunzhongtuiyin,fangqiwushangrongguang,yinshihuidaohaishi,bingyudaotadezhiai,wunainvyoutufabaixuebing,zhoulingbianxianrulewujindeshenyuanzhizhong。

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weidejiushizhenggounvyoudequanbuyiyaofei!

jintianbenshinvyouyizhigusuiderizi,dandaizhoulingkandaoshoushushimenshangmiediaodedeng,tabuyoulengle。

kuaibugandaonvyoudebingfang,faxianqiyijiadouzaifangjianliqilerongrong,youshuoyouxiao。

tatuimenerrudao:“xiaoyu,nibushizaidongshoushuma?”

tangzaibingchuangdesumuyujiandaolaizhebuyouzhouqimeitou,budengtakaikou,yigujiansuandeshengyinxianshengqile。

“zenmecailai?bushuodehaiyiweiniriliwanjini?yaoshixiaoyuzhenyaodengnidejiumingqian,zaojiusile!”

shuohuadeshinvyoudemuqin,liuhaiyan。

qishenpanghaizhanzhesumuyudedidi,suzihang,zhengyiliandeyidikanzheta。

zhoulingbujiedao:“keayinibushishuoxiaoyudeshoushufeibugou,shoushujiubunengjinxingma?woteyizhaogongtoujielezheixietiandegongqiancaiganguolaide。”

“shoushuzaojiuzuowanle,nahaiganzhiwangnia。”

wenyan,zhoulingyilianxinxipaoxiangchuangbian:“taihaole!xiaoyuyihouwomenjiuyouhaoriziguole…”

haimeishuowan,tabianbeiliuhaiyantuikaile。

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“shizuowanle,danshoushufeidoushihuangshaodianfude,genniyoushenmeguanxi?”

tingdaohuangshaoerzi,zhoulingbuyouzhouqimeitou,neishigeyizhiduitanvyouyouyisidefuerdai,mingjiaohuangxuan。

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“ayi,neizheiqianjiuliuzhejixiaoyuhouxuzhiliaoheyangshenzi。”

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“zenmejiuzheimedian?niyitiantiandouganmaqule?koukoushengshengshuoaixiaoyu,zheidianqiangouaisheide?”

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zhoulingchuanzhedaqi,yingshiyigezidoumeishuo,zhishilaoshidizhanzhe。

“haole,mabieshuole,xiaohangbushizhejiyongqianma?nikuaijitaba。”

“shiama,woyaochidaole,nijiubiegenzheifeiwuzhiqile,tayejiuneidianchuxile。”

suzihangfuhedao,erhoulisuoyingdangdicongliuhaiyanshoushangjieguozhoulingdexuehanqian。

“xing,neinikuaiquba,daoleshengripaiduishangyidingyaohaohaobiaoxian,zhengqubaxiaohuapaodaoshou!”

liuhaiyanyiliandiniaizhiyi。

youshisuoweidexiaohua!yigesuzihangtianlebanniande“nvshen”。

tayizhizaiduifangshenshanghuaqian,erqianquandoubushizijichude。

xiaozhichifanmaishui,dazhisonglibaikuo,meiyimaoqiandoushitazhoulingjide。

bushuodehaiyiweizhuixiaohuaderenshita,erbushisuzihang。

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takouzhezhangxinrouwendao:“ayi,zheiqianshijixiaoyuyangbingdezenmejiu?…”

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“jisheibushiji?womenjiadeshishenmeshihoulundedaonilaiguan?”suzihangbuxiedao。

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suzihangxiangshitingdaoshenmefeiyisuosidehua,buxiedao:

“yibufen?wodaihuichuxidekeshigaodangchangsuo,nineidiansuangepia!”

“danggoujiudeyoudanggoudejuewu,niyoushenmezigezaizheitaojiahaijia?”