第1章

ruanqinjingsile,siyuyichangyiwaichehuo。

xianzai,tadezhangfu,wenci,zhengzaijijiushiwaiqianshuqiguanjuanzengquerentongyishu。

xuehongdeyinnikehuachuzhiwenshangdenianlun,yiquanyiquan,luozaixuebaidezhishang。

yuanlai,qiantianwanshangwencirangtaqiandegenbenbushilihunxieyi,ershiqiguanjuanzengxieyi。

tadexinzang,jijiangbeiyizhidaoyigemingjiaowenwandenvrenshenshang。

ruanqinjingdelinghungenzhewencipiaojinwenwandebingfang。

bingchuangshangdenvrenliansecangbai,bazhangdadexiaolianganjingbaixi,liumeiweicu,leiguangdiandian,“gege,wohaipa。”

wencijiangtayongjinhuaili,qingqingfumozhetadebei,roushenghongdao,“wanwanbiepa,dengnihaole,womenjiujiehun。”

结婚!

ruanqinjingbuganzhixindedingzheliangrenjinjinxiangyongdeshenying,zhijuedeexin。

wenwanshiwencijialingyangdehaizi,liangrencongxiaoyiqizhangda,xiongmeiliangganqingjihao。

kexi,wenwanhuanyouyanzhongdexinzangbing,xuyaozuoxinzangyizhishoushucainengyanxushengming。

zheixienianlai,wenciyizhizaibangtazhaoheshidepeixing。

wenwanmeicifanxintengbing,wencidouhuicunbubulideshouzaitashenbian,juzhiqinnideguofen。

keshiaiyuliangrenshixiongmei,youxiangyiweimingxianghufuchi,ruanqinjingyebuhaoduoshuoshenme。

buliao,liangrenquebeizheta,zuozheizhongwochuoshi。

wenwantangzaibingchuangshangbeituijinshoushushi,jinmenshihaiyiyibushedewozhewencideshou,jiaonenderutongyiduohanbaodaifangdehuaguduo,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaohehu。

wencizaitameixinluoxiayiwen,jiangtadesuifaliaodaoerhou,“wozaizheilidengniyiqihuijia。”

ruanqinjingbuyouxiangdaozijihaitangzaishoushushilibingliangdeshiti,chehuofashenghou,yourenzhaodaotadeshoujixiangyaobangtalianxijiaren。

家?

kexi……tazaojiumeiyoujiale。

weilewenci,tahanlequanjiarendexin,jiangzijimingxiacaichanquanbuzhuanjiwenci,zaochengruanshijituanyizhu。

bababeichachujinrongpiaojuzaojialangdangruyu,yeyeqidezhongfengzhuyuan,didifuqichuguo,mamazaiyebulitale。

chulewenci,tayijingmeiyouqinrenle。

keshi,zaitashiguweihan,chehuodangshirenzhaoshitaoyi,tadezhangfuliankandoumeikantayiyan,jiuzaiqiguanjuanzengdengjibiaoshangqianzihuaya。

takehenkebeidexianggexiaohua。

shoushushidedengguanghuangderenzhengbukaiyan,ruanqinjingqinyankanjianzijidexinbeiquchulai,huandaolingyigerenxiongkou,ranhoukaishiputongputongtiaodong。

huran,shixianlichuangjinleyigeshuxideshenying。

xuyiyibatuikaitabingchuangbiandehushi,shuangshouzhandouzhepengdoubuganpengtadeshenti,ranhoufuzhechuangyanhuanhuanguizaidishang。

nanhaididichuizhetou,yanleididadidazazaidishang,“qingqing。”

ruanqinjinghoutougengyan,biziyizhenzhenfasuan。

zheishihetayiqizhangda,zhibitazaochushengshifenzhongdezhumagege。

ruanliliangjiashilinju,liangrenzaitongyijianchanfangchusheng,ruanmuhexumuhaijitaliangdingguowawaqin。

kexi,ruanqinjinghexuyicongxiaobuduifu,sheiyebufushei,youqishiruanqinjingdaxueshihewencizaiyiqizhihou,xuyigentashuohuayuelaiyueci,liangrenyufashuyuan。

tajiehunhou,liangrenjiuzaiyemeiyoujianguomian。

meixiangdao,zijisilezhihou,tajingdiyigepaolaiweitabensang。

多戏剧,多讽刺啊!

wencibawenwanhongshuizhehou,laidaoruanqinjingtingshifang,kanjianxuyishimouseyili,lengshengdao,“nilaiganshenme?”

xuyiqishen,yibajiuzhutayiling,lunqiquantouzouzaitalianshang,“nijiushizheimezhaogutade?”

wencishetoudingledingsai,calexiachunjiaodexianxue,“tashiwodeqizi,yongbuzheniguanxin。”

妻子……

xuyikanleyanchuangshangtangzhederen,chuizhetou,huanhuanfangxiaquantou。

data,qingqinghuixintengdeba!

huran,yizhenzaluandejiaobushengxiangqi。

ruanqinjingkanjian,didiruanqinyuhuangzhangdetuikaibingfangmen,“jie!”

ruanmutuizheruanlaoyezicongmenkoujinlai,mengdipuzaitashenshang,qibuchengsheng。

yeyepiantanzheshenti,yixiayixiadewangtashenbiannuodong,putongyishenggunzaidishang。

“爷爷!”

ruanqinjingchaotamenpuguoqu,zhizhichuanguoleyeyedeshenti,tamenkanbujianta,yetingbujiantashuohua,yinweitayijingsile。

houlai,tadejiarendaizouletadeshiti。

yewan,wencicongwenwanshenhoubaozhetatangzaichuangshang,shoufuzaitaxinkouganshouzhexinzangdetiaodong,mouseshenbujiandi,“ruanqinjing,nidexinzhinengshiwode。”

wenwanmeitingqingtashuodeshenme,gangxiangzhuanshen,jiubeiwencianlehuiqu,“woaini。”

wencijiangtoumaizaitajingwo,shenshenxilekoushuxideweidao,youdao,“woaini。”

ruanqinjingzhuidaohuineitian,tiankongmengmenglonglongxiaqilexiaoyu。

xuyiyishenheisefengyichengzhejudadeheisanzhanzaiyuzhong,hunshenbeilongzhaozaihouzhongdewuyunxia。

tahuailibaozheyipengxianyanduomudehongmeigui,yanlizhangyang,yuzhouweiyinchendejingsegegeburu。

xuyijianghuafangzairuanqinjingmuqian,xiuzhangbaixideshouzhimiaohuizhenvhaiyizhaodelunkuo,henjiuhenjiu,yijuhuadoumeishuo。

ruanqinjingkanjiantazhandouzhejianbang,qishenshishuangmouchihong。

xuyiyangtoukanleyanhuimengmengdetian,tajideqingqingzuitaoyanxiayule。

tajingmodechengzhesan,zhanzaimuqianweitazhefengdangyu,zhidaoyuguotianqing,caidaizhewujindegujiyuluomolikai。

ruanqinjingbuyouzizhudegenzaitashenhou,tayizhiyiweitashixianqitade。

xiantajiaoqi,xiantajiaorouzaozuo,xiantawuliqunao,xianqitahenbudelitayuanyuande……

tasihoudisangeyue,xuyidaizheyigeshoudailiaokaoderenlaidaotamuqian。

yuanlai,neichangchehuobingfeiyiwai,ershiyichangyumouyijiudemousha。

zhumouzhengshitadezhangfu,wenci。

congtamendiyicijianmian,tajiuchuxinjilvrangtaluoruquantao,mudejiushirangtayiwufangudeaishangta,duozoutadeyiqie,yongtademingzhihaotazhenzhengdeairen,wenwan。

tashenzhibuzhidao,zijicongweizuoguoxinzangpeixing,wencishiruhequeding,tamendexinzangpeixingyidinghuichenggong。

ruanqinjingpiaodangzaixuyishenbiansannian,qinyankanjiantayongleitingshouduanzhengkuawencimingxiadesuoyougongsi,zaitadebangzhuxia,ruanqinyuhenkuaijiangruanshijituantuixiangxindedianfeng。

wencishiquyiqiehou,zhongrihunhunee,zuihoucongsanshicenggaodelanweilouyiyueerxia,zhenghaoluozailaizhaotadewenwanmianqian,naojiangbenglie,xuerouhengfei。

温婉疯了。

xuyijiangtasongjinlebeichengzuihaodejingshenbingyuan,jiangbishengjixuquanbujuanjileyiyuan,tazhiyouyigeyaoqiu,rangwenwanhuodaoziransiwang。

yinweiqingqingdexin,haiyangzaitashentili。

zuowanzheiyiqie,xuyicongzheigeshijiechoushen,chengweilejieranyishendechaoshengzhe。

tabeizheyigesifangxinghezi,yanzhetiandao,sanbuyikoushou,jinianleiyuedekexiangzuishengjiedexueshan。

xuyikouzhongniandejingwenyulushangdechaoshengzhebutong,tashuo,“yuanqingqinglaishipinganxile,shunsuiwuyu。”

sanqianliubaiduogongli,shushiwanciguibai,tazhiweitaxinaidenvhaiqiulaisheng。

yuantalaishi,pinganxile,shunsuiwuyu。

ruanqinjingkanjianxuyiweitaguaqiyitiaoyouyitiaowuyanliusedejingfan,weiedexueshanjinzaiyanqian,tayibuyigui,shoujiaodongdetonghongkuilan,wushucidiedao,youjueqiangdepaqi。

xueshanzhidian,takanjianlezuimeiderichu。

chuxufanyuegaoshan,chuantouyunhai,weibaimangmangdexueshandushangyicengjinguang,neishiyizhongrangrenxinanxianghedewennuan。

xuyijiexiashenhoudebubao,yilvyangguangzhaoshezaihezishang,neishiruanqinjingdeguhuihe。

tashebuderangtadenvhaizhangmaiyuyinlengchaoshidedixia,suoyitazisidejiangtadaizaishenbian。

xuyibaozhetadeguhuihe,qingshengninan,“qingqing,woaini,henaihenai。”

beichengjingshenbingyuan,wenwanxintongdezhixi,haowuzhengzhao,taxiongkouneikexinhurantingzhiletiaodong。

xueshanshang,xuyiwangzheruanqinjingzhandefangxiang,weiweigouqilechunjiao。

zuizhong,zuiaitadenanhai,zhangmianyuzheiaiaixueshan。

ruanqinjingjijintoumingdezhijianyibianyibianmiaohuizhetadelunkuo,cangbaidemeiyouyisixuesedechunyangqiganjingdexiaorong,tayongyishengdexingyubuxingxuyuan。

xuyi,ruoyoulaisheng,huanwoxianshuoaini。