第一章 又一个奇葩

kanzheyanqianlailaiwangwang、chuanliubuxidecheliang,huxizhechongbideqicheweiqi,xiangyouyoucishidexinqingchadaolejidian!

haohaodeyigezhoumo,benlaikeyishuigeziranxing,quebadianbudaojiubeilaomacongbeiwolijiuchulaishuzhuangdaban,haishuochucijianmianyaojirenliugehaoyinxiang,zuihaonengzaodiandao,suoyilianzaocandoumeirangchijiubatahongchulejiamen,

raner?tazaimalushangyijingzhanleyigeduoxiaoshi,jiaofama,toufahun,jiuchayitouzaidaozaidile,quelianduifangderenyingzihaimeijiandao,bolelaomacunzaitashoujishangdeneigehaomawushuci,yizhidouchuyuwurenjietingzhuangtai。

xiangyouyourenbuzhuxiangbaocukou:“nimade,qipa!”

又一个奇葩!

xiangqinyuezaiyidaqingzaojiusuanle,yuezaidamalushangtayerenle,juranhaibuxianshichidao?zhenshinengbarenjiqizha!

qishizaozaibangexiaoshiyiqian,tajiuxiangtaituizourenle,zhishiyizhimeiganqingjuwangdong。

jieshaorenzailaomamianqianbazheigexiangqinduixiangkuadetianhaodihao,yiduohuaside,shenmerenlaoshihaikenchiku,feichangxiaoshun,jialiyougetanhuanzaichuangdelaodiedoushitayanghuozhe,gongzuomailihaicongbuluanhuaqian,duokaopua,jiajitazheiyangdenanrenzhunmeicuo……

laomaziranshixinlejieshaorendehua,duizheigejiaoyuanchengdenanrenbaolefeichangdadexiwang,linchumenhaiduitaqiandingningwanzhufude,rangtazheicigenrenhaohaoliao,qianwanbunengzaishuaxingzi。

ruguomeijiandaorenjiushanzihuiqu,houguokexiangerzhi,laomayidinghuibufenqinghongzaobaixianduitayidunpidou。suiranjixushadengshihenchun,keshilaomadelaotaodagong,yeshilingrennanyichengshoude。

xiangdaolaomameicifagongdejiashi,xiangyouyouyigejiling,momodexuanzelejixudengdai。

shijianqiaoshi,banxiaoshiyihou,xiangqinnanyiranmeidao,tawunaidezaicibodaneigehaoma,dangranmeiyouqijifasheng,tingtonglichuanlaidehaishidudusheng。

wujikeshizhixia,xiangyouyoubotonglelaomadedianhua,dedaodehuidarangtabengkui,rangjixudengjiujixudengbei,gengkeqideshi,laomajuranhaitineirenjieshi,shuorenkenengshiyoushenmejishidangele,rangtaduodiannaixin。

zongranshixiaolianzhouchenglekugua,keshilaomadourucifahuale,tachulejianshou,buganzaoci。fouzehuiqukendingyejinbulemen,jinlemenhaiyouneilaotaodagong,tianna!shunjianganjueshenghuomeiyouchulu。

kankanshijian,yijingshidianban,qiyuedetian,jishishishangwu,taiyangyeyixiangdangdulale,molemobeishaidefatangdetoufa,xiangdaozaizheiyangrenxingdeshaixiaqu,kenengyoubianchengheitandefengxian,xiangyouyoujiudaibuzhule。

sixialiwangwang,zheimalubianyemeichuqua,shenhouyouyidongxiezilou,danshilimaluyoudianyuanle,wanyidaoshineirenlailekanbudaotayouzoule,bujiubaidengle。

shiwangdeshouhuishixian,muguangwuyizhonglveguotingzaibuyuanchudeyiliangqiche,xiangyouyouxinliyizhenmomingdejidong。neichekanzhegaodaweimeng,haishijiazhangbande,yinyingmianjiyidingbuxiao,zenmeyenengzhediantaiyangba?

xinlizheimexiangzhe,jiaoyijingwangneiliangqicheneiermaile,jingzhizoudaocheziyinyingdeneice,babaowangdishangyifang,bukeqidewangshangyizuo,jiuduojinlecheyingli。

haibieshuo,zhenjuedezhuoredewenduxiajianglejifen,erqieligangcaidengrendedifanghenjin,suiranyouchezidangzhe,danshitayiwaitou,jiunengkandaogangcaizijizhanzhededifang,meisuanshanlidenghoudidianba?

zhenshigehaodifang!xiangyouyouweizijidecongminghenshideyileyiba,doushuobeikaodashuhaochengliang,tazheisuanshibeikaoqichehaochengliang。

danshi,zheichekanqilaizheimegaodang,yinggaijiazhibufei,haishibiekaotaijin,daoshihouwanyibeichezhueshang,jiushiyitiaohuahentayepeibuqi。xiangdaozhei,xiangyouyoushenzibuyouwangwainuolenuo,yuchezibaochizheanquanjuli。

kaishitahaigeyihuikankanneirenlaimei,houlaiyelandekanle,zheizhongbushoushideren,laileyerangtadengzhequ。

neimezaoqichuanggenbenmeishuigou,cishiyoubaiwuliaolai,xiangyouyousuoxingbaozhexigaidakeshui,tongshizaixinlihuaquanquanzuzhouneigebushoushiderenyiwanbian。

jiuzaitajijianghunhunyushuideshihou,dianhuaturanxiangleqilai,kanyiyanlaidianxianshizhengshitagangcaibolewushubiandeneigehaoma。

zhongyubazheizuofojipanlaile,shiyidianduo,zhengzhengchidaolejinsangexiaoshi!

xianzainengdadianhua,neichidaozenmebudagedianhuatongzhiyixia,yebujietadianhua,guyishuarenwaner?

xiangyouyouyaoya,shenhuxisanci,caiyaxiaxintoudenuhuoshenshouanlejietingjian。

“wei,xiangxiaojiema?woshiyuancheng,wodaole,zenmemeikandaonirena?”

tingzheneibianbujibuzaodeshengyin,haiyoulisuoyingdangrenweitahaizaidengtadetaidu,xiangyouyouhaoburongyiyaxiaqudehuoqiyoucengcengmaochulai,yuqiziranbuhuihao。

“nizhidaoxianzaijidianlema?yuedekeshibadianban,nixianzaigenwoshuonidaole,shibushihaiyaorangwoganxienimeizhijiefangwogezi?”

“bushide,womeiyouzheigeyisi,wobushiguyichidaode,zhishibuxiaoxinshuiguotoule,duibuqia,niyijingzoulema?”duifangzongsuanweichidaodaoleqian,keyuqishiyoudianwugudeneizhong。

shuiguotou,shenmeguiliyou,mingmingyouyuebuzhidaodinggenaozhong?erqieshuizheyebuzhiyuneimeduocilingshengdouchaobuxingba。

zheigeliyoumingxianjiushitangsai。

benlaixiangyouyoushidasuanbaoyuanjijuchuchuqijiusuanle,jianyimiansuanshiwanchengrenwu,ranhougehuigejia。

zhishixianzai,tazhendeliankanduifangyiyandexinqingdoumeile。

zhanqishen,suishoulinqidishangchongdangxiaobandengdebaobao,xiangyouyouhenbushunvdechongzhedianhuahou:“yuanxiansheng,duinizheizhongmeichengyideren,biedewoyebuxiangduoshuole,fengquanniyiju,yihoubiexiangshenmeqinle,huohaizijijiugoule。”

xinlinaohuo,shuohuashengyinziranxiaobule,zheixiehuahouchuqu,caijuedexinlidejiyuxiaosanleyidian,henhendeguaduandianhua,zhengzhunbeizhuanshenxiaosalikaishi,mianqiandechechuangturanhuanhuanjianglexialai。

xiangyouyoudenaodailimayimeng。

chebolitieledanxiangkeshimo,congwaimiankanbudaochenei,tahaiyiweizheishiliangkongche,chezhuyinggaishibachezitingzaizheier,renquhoumiandexieziloubanshile,sheichengxiangchezhujuranjiuzuozaicheli。

tazheipangruowurendezuorenjiachebiannaliang,xianzaiyouzairenchechuangbianduizhedianhuadahuxiaojiao,huotuotuoxiangyigebeinanrenshuangyuedeyuanfu。

xiangbudaogechuangyouer,zhenshiqiusile。

chechuangjiangdaodi,jiashiweishangdenanrenkaozaizuoyishang,yizhishouzhaixiazheledabangeliandechasemojing,ranhousuiyidebashoubeidazaichechuangbianyuan,shouwanshangdemingguizuanbiaobujingyideshanzhezhuozhuodeguangmang。

meiyoulemojingdezhedang,yizhanglengjiaofenming,wuguanjunmeidaorangnvrendouzicanxinghuidelianqingxidechuxianzaitayanqian。

kanzhenanrendelian,xiangyouyoujuedetougengyunle,gechuangyouerjiusuanle,zheinanrenjuranhaishitarenshide。

xiaoshijituanzongcai,tadedingtoushangsixiaomuchun!

tanaozilishanchudediyigeniantoujiushikuaipao,huoxudabosshaimeirenchuta。

gangzhuanguoshen,haimeidengbatuikaipao,shenhoujiuxiangqibudabuxiaodeshengyin:“xiangmishu。”

xiangyouyouyijiang!jiuzhidao,zenmekenengmeirenchulaini?zhenshiziqiqiren!

suirantazhishigexiaoxiaodeziliaomishu,keshiyinweigongzuodeyuangu,jianmianshenduo,renbuchulaidejilvgenbenjiudengyuling,chufeitayanxia!