第2章被桌咚了
“小心——”
yinqingchensanliangbukuashangqianqu，ganzaitashuaidaozhiqian，jiangtalaxiangzijihuaizhong。
咚咚咚——
neishiluwanzhikuangtiaobuzhidexintiaosheng。
dengtahaoburongyihuanguoshenlai，zheicaifaxian，yinqingchenshuangshouchengzaitadebangongzhuoliangce。
erta，zebeitaquanzaitashoubeichengqidebaoweiquannei。
tazheishibei——zhuodongle！
yinqingchendexiongtangyiqiyifuzhe，tapinghuandihuxizhe，kejijunanxingqixideweidaoquebuduanchuandidaotabiqiangnei，rangtayouxieshoubule，kuaiyaoyunjue。
tachengzaizijishentiliangce，daozhitadeshoumeidierfang，jiulianyanjingdoubuzhidaowangnakanle。
“neige，yinzong，ni——”
“yinzong，jizhefabuhuishijiandao——”
mishuqiaoleqiaomen，meidedaotadehuiying，jiushanzichuangru，jieguoqueqiaojianyanqianzheiyimu。
henmingxian，tadaraodaoleyinqingchendehaoshi。
tuiyebushi，jinyebushi。
tachuzaineili，meidongjing。
tingdaoneijigezihou，luwanzhizhongyuxiangdaozijicixingmude，jiuzheyinqingchendeyijin，jiqiedikaikoudao：“yinzong，woshiluwanzhi，xiangbiwangshangliuchuandeneixiebushidexiaodaoxiaoxi，ninyeyinggaitingshuole。wozheiciguolai，jiushixiangrangninchengqingyixia——”
“keyi！luxiaojieyiqiguoqu？”
yinqingchenmeiyoujujue，bingqieshouhuizijideshoubei，chekaidianjuli。
luwanzhimeiliaodaoyinqingchenjingranzheimehaoshuohua，xindiduitadehaoganbeizeng，yibuyiqugenzaitashenhou。
tashibushijiunayanshentoumiaotaneidehounaoshao，xinzangkuangtiaobuzhi。
她可真是不争气啊！
zijimingmingpaiguohaoduobuouxiangju，heneixiedanghongxiaoshengpaiaimeixidoumeizheimejidong，zenmezaitamianqianjiuzheimekongzhibuzhule？
liangrenyitongchuxianzaiguangdajizhemianqian。
suoyoudemeiguangdenghehuatong，yedoujujizaitamenshenshang。
jiaobuzhandinghou，yinqingchenheluwanzhibingpaizhanlizhe。
luwanzhiqianqiandixiaozhe，jiudengzheyinqingchenkaikoujieshiqingchu。
zhiyaotajieshiqingchu，jizhemenhechiguaqunzhongmenyejiubuhuizaizheijianshidazuowenzhang，tayounengjixuqucanjiazongyi，paisheyingshijule。
luwanzhixiangdehenmeihao，zhikexiyiqiemeihaodelantu，doubeishenbiannanrenjiexialaidekaikoudaluanle。
yinqingchenjieguohuatong，moheisedeshuangmouwangzhedixiadeyiganjizhemen，talvxianfayan：“jintian，wozhixiangchengqingyidian。luwanzhixiaojietabingfeiweihunshengnv，tashiwoyinqingchendehefaqizi，gengshiwonverdeqinma。”
什么？
tashenmeshihouhetajiehunle，haishengxiagehaizi？
luwanzhimeinengkongzhizijidemianbubiaoqing，yiliandejingkong。
henxianran，tabingbuzhiqing。
minruidejizhemenyebuzhuodaolezheiyidian。
tamennazheijianshidazuowenzhang，guyizhaocha：“yinzong，ninshuoluwanzhishinindeqizi，ketashoushangzenmemeiyoupeidaihunjie？”
xianzaihenanjing，meirenganzaizheigeshihoujixuchusheng，suoyourendouzaidengzheyinqingchendejixukaikou。
zhongsuozhongzhi，yidanjiehun，jiezhidouhuipeidaizaiwumingzhishang。
erluwanzhidezhijian，guangtutude，jiuliandaiguojiezhidehenjiyedounanxun。
yinqingchenmeiyoukaikou，bochunjinminzhe，zhizhidikanxiangneigetichuwentidejizhe，sihushizaikezhizheshenme。
“mami！mami！yihoujiusuandiedirenishengqile，niyebunengbahunjiejirengle，fouzebaoerhuibeidangchengmeimadehaizi，haokeliande！”
yinbaoerzhenbukuishiyinqingchendeqinnver！
zaizheigezhongyaodejieguyanshang，xiaoxiaonianjideyinbaoernazheyimeinvshihunjiepaoleguolai。
meidengluwanzhifanyingguolai，yinbaoerjiujiangneimeihunjiedaizaitadewumingzhishang。
budabuxiao，zhenghaoheshi，fangfojiushiweitaliangshendingzhide！
yaoshuozheibushizijide，yousheihuixiangxin？
diaozuandejizhebuganxin，tamenyoujiangpaohuoduizhunzhanzaiyipangbuchushengdeluwanzhi：“luxiaojie，qingwen——yinbaoertazhendeshiniqinshengnverma？yinbaoertajinnian4sui，ernijinnianyecai22sui。ruguotazhenshiniqinshengde，shibushibiaoshitashifeihunshengzi，haishishuonibazijinianjikeyigaixiaole？”
靠！
tamenjuranganzaizheilijitaxiatao！
wuluntazenmehuida，zheibangjizhezongnengzhaodaoloudongquheita。
luwanfenhendiyaoyaoya，zhengzhunbeihuida，xiaoxiaonianjideyinbaoerjiukaishinashouzhizhizhefawendejizhe：“heng！wojizhunile！wohemamizhangdezheimexiang，nihaishuowobushimamiqinshengde？zheikeshifeipang，huitouwojiuranglvshishushusongniyizhangzhi——”
“是诽谤！”
yinbaoernianjihaixiao，nenggoushulianzhangwodecihuibingbuduo，zuoweitabadeyinqingchenzhihaojiayijiuzheng。
weilenenggourangtamenchedixinfu，yinqingchenteyicongkoudaineitaochuyibenzhengjianlai。