第二章:二斤C4
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haoburongyilaidachengshiyihui，butongtongkuaikuaidewanshuayihui，qibushihenduibuqiziji？
“shifu，wobuzaizheixiale，zhonggangshishenmedifangrenaohaowan，nibawosongguoqu。”
“好嘞。”
sijidangranledezaiduolayiduan，pidiandebalinkunladaoleshizhongxindefanhuashangyequ。
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xiaowudao：“laohuyaoshiwenwozenmeshuo？”
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xiaowuhahaxiaodao：“hao！”
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“chuxiangguo，nigelaoxiaozi！nishibushimeihaohaojiedaiwopaiqunineidexiaozuzonga！”
chuxiangguoyitouwushui，dao：“laohu，nizamarenni？”
“骂的就是你！”
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“neishinibulejieta，zheihunxiaozijiumeishabugangande，dangchulianguojiaguanlidesijidouganda，gengbieshuowozheimobeidaguanlidexiaoerloule，haibushuozhajiuzhaa！”
“neinijiunatameizhe？”
“meizhe，chedimeizhe！wofajinideziliaodoukanleba，quanguosidajunqumeirenzhidele，zheixiaozitianshengjiushigeguicai，wotoujunjiangjinsishinian，congmeijianguozheimelihaidebing，xianzaimobeizheibiandekongbufenzi，zhiyaotingdaotademingzidounengheniaolebianjingdeneixieduxiaomen，jianletazhijiejiuheguile。dangchutadaguojiaguanlidesijideshihou，guanlideerhaobaobiaojiuzaidangchang，lengshimeigangentadongshou。”
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“不是你杜撰的？”
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“ai，laohu，zandejiangdaoliba，wohaimeijiandaoneixiaozini......wei，wei，laohu？”
嘟嘟嘟
dianhualichuanlailemangyin，chuxiangguoyaotouxiaolexiao，“zheilaoxiaozi，piqikeyidiandoumeibian，zhengbuzhengjiuneibashiwantiejunbanchulai，ai，zheishiyaohehuwoyibeizia！”
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“qinmishu，nilaiyixia。”
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“是，楚总。”
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