“buyao！zheishiwodehaizi，nimeiyouzigenadiao！”
bailuoluowuzhezijideduzi，jingkongdekanzheyanqiandefuren。
furenyiliandelengxiao，“xiaohua！zheishiwomenhuojiadegurou，nibuguoshimihuolexijuecaihuihuaishangzheigehaizi，guaiguairangwoquchuhaizi，fouze，buyaoguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
bailuoluoliansecangbai，tongkudekanzhefuren，“zheishi……xijueshuodema？”
furenyoukaojinleyibu，“dangran，meiyouxijuedezhunxu，wozenmehuidongni？”
bailuoluotongkuwanfendeyaotou，buyuanyiquxiangxinzheixiehua，keshinaohaizhongshanguoqianjitianhuoxijueduizijilengmodetaidu，tayixiazixinrusihui。
furenjianzhuang，minglingyipangdebaobiaoheyisheng，“hailengzheganshenme？kuaidongshou！”
pingbailuoluoxianzaideshentizhuangkuang，genbenjiuduifubulezheimeduoren，henkuai，tadeshoujiaojiubeibangleqilai，fangzaileshoushutaishang。
binglengdeshoushutairangtadexindougenzhechenlundaoleshenyuandangzhong，ganshouzheyaowujinrushentideganjue，bailuoluojuewangdebishangleyanjing。
baobei，mamaduibuqini。
“……”
四年后。
1999，anchengzuidadeyulechangsuo，cishihuadengchushang，zhenggehuisuodoumengshangleyicengshenmidemiansha。
“给老子站住！”
zhishi，zaixuanlizaidengguangxia，quechuxianlebuhexiedeshengyin。
bailuoluofenlichaozheqianmianbenpaozhe，banboqiangbishang，yingchuletajiaomeidemianrong，cishishenqingjiqidejinbeng。
zaitadeshenhou，shijigezhuanghanjinzhuibushe，kanzhebailuoluodemuguang，daizhezhizaibide！
bailuoluocishiyouxiangyaomaniangdechongdong！
jintiantacongguowaihuilai，shoudaotongzhilai1999shijing，benlaihaixincunhuaiyide，kezheiyicishijingjihuishitahaoburongyidelaide，suoyizuolewanquandezhunbeijiuganleguolai。
quemeiyouxiangdao，haishizhedaole！
neigezhipianrenduitadongshoudongjiao，taerhuabushuonaqijiupingzijiubazhipianrendenaodaijizale。
zheibu，xianzaizheimeduorenzaizhuita。
keshi，zheimezhuixiaqu，tachizaodouhuibeizhuidao。
qingchedeyanmoushanshuo，saoshizhefujindehuanjing，huran，tayanqianyiliang，kanjianqianmianyouyishanbanyanzhedefangmen，dangjimeiyouduoxiang，zhijiekaimenpaolejinqu。
“砰！”
zhijiebamenfansuo，kaozaimenbanshangdakoudehuxizhe。
“啪啪啪！”
juliedepaimenshengxiangleqilai，bailuoluodexinyixiazitidaolesangziyaner！
kuaisudekanleyiquanzhouweidehuanjing，faxianzheilijingranshiyijianzongtongtaofang！
不行！
bunengliuzaizheili，wulunzheiliyoumeiyourenzhu，neixierenchizaodouhuijinlaide！
yanmoukanxianglechuanghu，zhijiepaoleguoqu，tiaoshangyangtai，wangxiayikan，bailuoluodexinchayidiancongsangziyanerlimiantiaochulai！
奶奶呦！
这也太高了吧？
zijizheimetiaoxiaqu，buyaoshuohuozhele，kongpadoushiguwucunle！
yaoleyaochunban，huitoukanleyiyanfangmen，tayoukanlekanxiamian，huranjiukanjianlezheigeyangtaigengebideyangtaishixiangliande，yanjing，dunshiliangleqilai。
feilidefanguoleyangtai，tiaojinlegebidefangjianzhong，zhengyaosongkouqi，yidaoshengyinquexiangleqilai。
“你是谁？”
……
yucitongshi，gebidezongtongtaofangdefangmenbeirenqiangxingdakai，yizhongzhuanghanqichongchongdechonglejinlai。
keshi，saoshileyiquan，quemeiyoukanjianbailuoluodeshenying。
“made！jixuzhao，wojiubuxinle，tahainengzhangchibangfeilebucheng！”