第2章
maibaomomoxiangrencidetiantangxuxiadedaomeishidedayuanwang......
turan，yikuaitiaozhuangwuzhuangdaotadexiaoyuanlianshang。
maibaosuishouyizhua，shuizhongmimihuhudezhengyanyikan！
yi，jincancandeyixiaotiao，haisanfazheshiwudelingqini！
天呀！
zheibushixiangsuzhayoutiaoma！
keshi，zheizhongmeishizenmehuichuxianzaihongshuili？
heihei，zheiyidingshizijilinsiqiankandaodehuanjue，jiuxiangmaihuochaidexiaonvhaiyiyang，meishualiangyigenhuochai，jiukandaohaochidi！
taganxiangxin，zijizaiqiangjikouhongshui，shuobudingjiunengkandaotiantangdemamilaijiezijituanjule。
yushi，talaoshibukeqi，xiaoshoushouzhuaqi“youtiao”meimeididakenyikou！
“gegege......”
wuwu，zheiyoutiaoshishitouzuodebucheng？haoying！
maibaotongdebianchengliuleimaomaotou，wuwuwu，xiaobaiyachadiankenbengla，zencaicaimodiaoyidiandianyoutiaopini？
“痛死老子了！”
youtiao“wa”dedahouyisheng，pinmingzhengzha，xiangzhitiaodandexiazi。
huoxushiyinweiyigeehuaidebaobaoduishiwudezhinian，neifenhongdexiaoshoushou，mingmingkanzheruannuoxiaozhi，quelidajingren，renpingyoutiaozenmezheteng，jiushiwufazhengtuo。
qiguaile！zaimaibaomohudeshiyezhong，kandaoyoutiaozhangzhesizhijiaoli！
“wuzhiderenleiyouzai，fangkaiwo！”
tiantangzhenshitairendaole，bayoutiaodoubiandekekeaiaidenie！haihuishuorenhuani？
raner，cikeyoutiaoneixindeos：laozicaibushiyoutiao！laozishizunguidelongzuei！longzukeshishanggulingshouzhishou！
shuoqilai，zheitiaoxiaolongtingdaomeide，benlaihaoduanduanchenshuizaihedaoshenchu，beihongshuicongwowolichonglechulai，haibeirenleiyouzaidaigezhengzhe。
xuzhidao，shangbeizi，zhiyoutachirendefener，zheihuifanbeirenleiyouzaikenshi，keweilongmianjinshi！
maibaogangcaikenxiade，kebushishenmeyoutiaopi，ershijipianlonglin！
suiranzhiyouzhimadaxiao，danyeyunzangzhejingchundeshanggulingshoulingli。
maibaodexiaoduduturanhaoshao，limiankuaiyaozhakaiyigedongla！
tayaozhamaole，youtiaoguoqichihuaidudula？kefenglishanfufumeitianjitachifasoudecangengshengfan，duduyecongweichuguowentia？
zaimougeshike，maibaoxiaoshouwanshangdechuanzhufachulanseliangguang！
xiayishunjian，talinzheneitiao“youtiao”dieruyigekongjian。
zheigekongjianxiaoxiaode，zhiyoujipingfang，haozaihongshuijinbulai。
yigushuxidexiangweipubierlai。
好香！
genmamijidetangguoyiyangdeweidao！
maibaoxiangmaoziyiyang，zhengdayuanyuandeyanzhuzi。
wa！zheigejiazishangfangzhehaoduoshuxidekeaipingzini！
aiya，yuanlaimamipingshibatangguozangzaizheilideya！
mamisuiranfengfengdiandiande，danyigeyuezhizhong，ouyouyiliangtianhuiqingxing。
maibaoehuaile，mamihuijihongtangguo。
maibaoshoushangle，mamijiujilvtangguo。
shitouyoutiaonayoumamidetangguoxiang？
xixi，maibaorengdiao“youtiao”，dakaihongpingzi，daochuyikeyuanyuandehongtangguo，jiumeimeiditunxiaqu，duzihenkuaibaobaode，nuannuande。
xiaoshoushoumolemoxiaodudu，xiaoyuanlianxiaodehaomanzula！
zheitiaoxiaolongkandemuchengkoudai，meixiangdaozaizheigelingqixibodedidengjiemian，juranyoukongjianfabaohelingdan，shishangguxiuxianzheliuxialaidema？
lingdansanfazhenongyudelingqi，zhishaoshiyipinlingdana！
haidengshenme？tapuxiangzuijindeyigehuangping，xiaoxiaolongzhuasijiaobingyong，xiaonaoguapinmingyongyayao，kenlebantian，pinggaiwensibudong！
zheiwanyijuranshiyouzhuzhiwu，tabushizhuren，dabukai！
zaikankanneizhirenleiyouzai，chiwanhonglingdan，youkaileyipinglvlingdan，haoxiangmianfeidewucan，suibiantanuliganfan，zhiyaotanengchidewan，zheikebalonglongchankule。
heng，pingshenmewuzhiderenleiyouzaishizheigekongjiandezhuren？
chibaodemaibaolianergengyuanle，heiliangdedayanjingyegengyoulingqile，jiulianshangkouyeyijingrendesuduziyu。
maibaocaizhuyidao，neitiaodongmanhuade“youtiao”zhengbaozhepingzizhizhiyayadeyao。
定眼一看，哈哈！
bushiyoutiao，ershiyizhixiyixiaobaobaoha！haoxiangbaozhexiaonaipingni，keaijile！
gangcaizijikuaieyun，chadianbakeaidexiaoxiyidangchengyoutiaochile，zhenshizuiguola！
“想吃？来呀！”
maibaochaolonglongzhalezhayanjing，ranhoudaochuyikehongtangguo，xiaoshoushouchengyimanmandidiguoqu。
“nalaibani！”longlongqigugudiyizhuaqiangguolai，laoshibukeqiyikoutundiao，haijinjinjijiaodishuo：
“gangcainiyaolewoyikou，youbawozhualaizheizhongdifang，haimeijiwopeichangyiyaofeihejingshensunshifeini！zheikelingdanjiudangshilixi！”
“wa！xiyihuishuorenhuaei？”maibaojingtandipailepaishouxiaozhang：“tiantangdekejizhenniu！”
“peipeipei！wuzhiderenleiyouzai，nishenmeyanshen？laozihuodehaohaode，caibushitiantanglaide！”longlongqijidama：
“haiyou，laozishizunguidelongzu！bushixiyi！erqiebuxiao！”
xiaolongyixiaziqiangdiaolehaoduogezhongdian，danshimaibaozhizhuadaoyigeguanjianci。
“wa！”maibaowenyanxiaoshoushoupailezijidelianeryixia，huitongde！
mamizaibaohumaibao，maibaohuozheni！
maibaohenjidong，huozhe，jiexialainengzuodeshijiukeduole......
tadandingdiwangxiangtouzheqiguaiqixide“xiyiyouzi”，zuijiaoyiwan，tufaqixiang，dadanfayan：
“xiaoxiyi，yaobuyihounigenwohunba！baonichixianghelaa！”
maibaoxiaoshoushoupailepaizijidexiaoxiongfu，xinshidandandishihao，haixianbaidiyaoleyaohongpingzi，limiandoushixiangxiangdetangguowo！
“wobushixiyi！yebuxiao！”
xiaolonghenxiangyizhangpaisizheigexiaozhangderenleiyouzai！
keshi，tadabukaipingzia！keshi，tahenxiangchilingdana！
zhenshilongyouqianshuibeixiaxi。
“heng！laozikanzainiruoxiaokelianfenshang，mianqiangdayingnidekenqiu！”
zaifabiaobianyuanqiangxingshizijilengjingdexiaolongpanzuoxialai。
biekantaxiaoxiaoyitiao，yanzhuziqueyinsensende，taxinlipansuanzhe：dengdaolaozichizulingdan，gonglidazengzhishi，jiuyikoubanizheigerenleiyouzaichidiao，yixueqianchi！
keshi，xiayimiao，yidaorenzhuqiyueshengcheng，renleiyouzaichengletadezhuren！
beijule，tawanglezheilishirenleiyouzaidekongjian，tawanglerenleiyouzaitunshiletadelonglin！yidantadayingzhuisuirenleiyouzai，jiuhuidachengjianlizhupuguanxidesuoyoutiaojian！
“aaa！”longlongshoudaodaji，shihuadaodi，zhengzhidoushangxindeyaokuweile......
maibaokebuzhidaolonglongdefannao，taxianzaimanxinhuanxi，xiangzhezenyangzhaohuaiayisuanzhangni！
zijichadianjiuguale，bunengjiuzheimesuan！
youlezheizhixiaoxiyizuomenmian，yihouzaiyudaoneigehuailaoayi，jiuyongxiaoxiyiheta！zhunbaoyiheyigezhunni！
neizhonglaoayima，zuihaipazheizhongbinglenghualiudexiaodongwu！