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zouzaiqianfangdeshiyimingnanhai,tawuliusuidemoyang,meiyanjiantouzheyimoyingqi,fendiaoyuzhuo,qizhifeifan。

zouzaitashenhoude,shiyimingxiaoguniang,pangdududelianjiabailitouhong,shuiwangwangdemouzizhuanlaizhuanqu,yikanjiushigexiaojilinggui。

“xuanxuan,shibushilengle?lai,bapifengxishang。”yeshuochenjiexiazijidepifeng,bangmeimeixizaijianshang。

yexuanxuangandaoxingfujile,xiaoqilaishi,lianjiashangyinchuyigexiaojiuwo。

“gege,zheichuanlanchenghaofanhuae!”yexuanxuandongzhangxiwang,zhabazheyishuangpiaoliangdemouzi,sihuduishenmedouhenhaoqi。

yeshuochenlaqimeimeidexiaoshou,“xuanxuan,zanmenchulaitaijiule,haishizaodianhuiquba,buranniangqinyouyaoshengqila!”

“嗯嗯!”

yexuanxuanhentinggegedehua,jiuzailianggexiaowawazhunbeiyuanlufanhuishi,hurantingdaoyizhenqiguaideshengyinchuanlai。

“嘎吱嘎吱。”

xiangshiyoushenmedongxizaijulieyaohuang,jianhuohaitingdaoqingweidechuanxi。

shubuzhi,lianggexiaobaozideshenhou,bianshichuanlanchengdiyimingmen。yefu。

eryefuduimian,bianshiyipianmaomidexiaoshulin。

rujinzhengshishengxiashijie,linzhongcaomufanmao,chanshengqingcui,dansiyousiwudechuanxishengrengranhenqingxi。

“gege,neibiantingleyiliangmache,shengyinhaoxiangshicongmachelichuanlaide。”yexuanxuanqiaoshengdao。

yeshuochenyepoganhaoqi,“zou,guoqukankan。”

“好!”

lianggehaizicongxiaozaishiyeshenbianzhangda,bujindanzifei,shenshouyehenminjie。

biekannianjibuda,danchangrenquehennanjinshen。

xiaobaozishouqianshou,burushulinzhizhong。

“哐啷哐啷。”

zoujinyikan,mianqiandemacheyuandihuangdong,chuanxibianchengle**。

xushiyewanmenre,cheneiderenlianbuliandoumeizhe,zhijie‘zhan’zaiyiqi。

“a!weigege,nizhenshiyuelaiyuelihaile,wozheixiaoshenzigu,a!doukuaibeinizhetengsanjiale。”yexiaoshujiaochendao。

mingweiweimanmutanlan,lianshangguamanledoudadehanzhuzi,yikanjiushiyanzhongshenxudebiaoxian。

“nizheiyouwu,youmeiyouxianggegea?”mingweiweichuanxizhewendao。

“wo,wodoukuaixiangsinile,a!”

chewaimanlianmengbidelianggexiaowawaduishiyiyan,jiebuzhifashengleshenme。

“gege,tamenzaiganshenme?”yexuanxuanwaizhexiaonaodai,haoqidao。

yeshuochennalizhidao,dandabanyebushuijue,paodaozheiliyaohuangmache,kendingbushishahaoshi。

yushilazhemeimeideshou,“xuanxuan,zanmenzouba!”

“嗯嗯~”

sheizhierrenhaiweiliqu,jiutingcheneidenvrenshuo:“weigege,nizhaodaoyeyulilema?”

yitingdaozijianiangqindemingzi,lianggexiaobaozishunjianjingtiqilai,tongshizhuanguoshenqu。

mingweiweirulanniyibantanzaiyipang,calecamanliandexuhan,“haimeizhaodao,neige**jiuxiangrenjianzhengfaleyiban,yizoujiushiwunian。dangchutashenghaizideneipianshanlin,wojihudoufanbianle,yeshiyiwusuohuo。”

“zenmehuizheiyangni?jiejieyoubuhuiwugong,takendingshibeiyeshouchidiaole。”yexiaoshumanlianshiwangdao。

“zheibutaikeneng。”mingweiweidishengfouren,“neigeshandongzhiyoujijuyelangdeshiti,bingbujianyeyulideshenying,tasihushibeishenmerenjijiuzoule。”

“wobuguan。”yexiaoshusaqijiaolai,henhenqialeyixiamingweiwei,“yaoshizhaobudaojiejie,wojiudebudaoyuxiao,wanghouniyebiexiangpengwo。”

dangdiyiciyulitaohunshi,beiheiyishashouzhongzhongbaowei,zhengshichuixiangleneizhiyuxiao,caizhaohuanchudapidushe。

zheijianshizaoyizaichuanlanchengguangfanchuanbo,baixingrenjinjiezhi,dangranyebaokuoyejiadesixiaojie。yexiaoshu。

ruonengdedaoyuxiao,biankehaolingshequn,suoxiangpimi,jibianwulingaoshou,yedechenfuzaitadejiaoxia。

mingweiweilianhongdaipiandebayexiaoshulanruhuaizhong,roushengxiyudao:“xiaoshumeimei,niqiefangxin,wojiushipinlexingming,yeyaobaneizhiyuxiaojinizhaohuilai。”

“heng,zheihaichabuduo。”

“suoyi,weilebiaoshijiangli,zanmenzaihuodonghuodong,heihei。”

“a,taoyan,nihaohuai!”

yushi,pingjingbudaoyikezhongdemache,zaiciyaohuangqilai。

jiaoshengxiangcheshulin,chaodemaotouyingwubixianqidefeizoule。

yexuanxuanzuanzhexiaoquantou,qigugudao:“heng,yuanlaishilianggedahuaidan,jingrandianjiniangqindeyuxiao,tamentaihuaile。”

yeshuochenyeqidegouqiang,“jiranzheiyang,neijiujiaoxunjiaoxuntamen。”

“gege,woyougezhuyi。”yexuanxuanzuijiaoqinzhehuaihuaidexiaorong,coudaoyeshuochenmianqian,“gege,zanmenburuzheiyang。”

lianggexiaobaozishangyipianke,zuihouyizhijueding,yong‘chouchoubao’duifutamen。

suoweidechouchoubao,shiyeyulidiaopeichulaidemihuansan,changrenxirudanao,huichanshengzhihuandexiaoguo。

jieshikenengliuqinburen,bahuapingdangchengqinmayeshuobuzhun。

yexuanxuanconghuaizhongmochuyikequantoudaxiaodeheiseyuanqiu,shunzhechechuangjiurenglejinqu。

zhiting‘peng’deyisheng,cheneichuanlaiyizhenshazhubandehaojiao。

yigunanyiyanyudechouweierpiaosanerchu,qingliedekongqiyebeihuangyansuomiman。

“哈哈,得手啦!”

“走,去瞧瞧。”

lianggexiaobaozinachubujinmengzailianshang,zoudaochuangqianwangliyikan,haojiahuo,liangge**derenjinjinbaozaiyiqi,kudeqibuchengsheng。

“wuwuwu,tutu,wozhongyuzhaodaonile,zheimeduonian,nidaodipaonaerqule?”yexiaoshurouzhexiaoqingrendetoufa,batadangchengleshisanduoniandetuzi。

mingweiweiquetuikaiyexiaoshu,yilianyansudeguizaitamianqian,“nainaizaishang,sunerjininqinganle。”

“hahahaha。”yexuanxuanfangshengdaxiao,chadianxiaoyunguoqu。

yeshuochenyexiaodezhiliuyanlei,“mei,meimei,nikantamen,haoxiangliangtiaodabaigouei,hahaha。”

cheneideerrenyanranshiqulelizhi,xiongsheneshadekanzhelianggexiaobaozi,yanlibumanleshaqi。

“nimenzoukai,buxushanghaiwonainai。”mingweiweiyanlijinggao。

“fangxin,womenduininainaibuganxingqu,jirannizheimexiangbaohuta,neiwojiuchengquannimenhaole。”

shuowan,lianggexiaobaoziyizuoyiyoutiaojinchezhong,zuanzhuerrendetoufa,rangtamenlianduiliantieleshangqu。

yexuanxuanhuaixiaodao:“nimenbushixihuanqinqinma,neijiubiefenkaile。”

yeshuochennachuyipingqiangliyaoshui,zhijiemozaierrendezuichunshang。

zheihaibuguoyin,youzaitamenlianshangtuleyiceng,tengdeerren‘wawa’dajiao。