第二章败家小包子
fengchunuankanzhelairen，wanrulaoshukandaomao，zhenggeshenzidoukuaizhamao。
taxiayishitaijiaoyaoliu，zaikanzheyipangbaozhetadatui，manlianxinrendexiaobaozi，jiaozhongjiumeimaichu。
suiran，tahenqingchuzaitazuoleneixieshihou，luozaizheigechounanrenshouli，tadexiachanghuiyouduocan！
keshi，tayaoshiliule，liuxiaxiaobaoziyigeren，neigelengxuewuqingdechounanren，caibuhuiguanshenmexiaohaidaren，yidinghuiqiannuyuxiaobaozi。
suanle，minggairuci，tarenle！
fengchunuantanlekouqi，laolaoshishizhanzaiyuandi，buzhengzhayebufankang，dengzhechounanrenlaizhuata。
sishichajuedaotadeyitu，silinyemaibuhuanhuanchaozhetazoulai。
十米......
五米......
三米......
yankantayibububijin，fengchunuanjiannanfachushengyin：“yuzheigexiaobaoziwuguan，qingni......”
tahuahaiweishuowan，jingedefaxiannanrenjuranzaiciwushita，cazhetadeshenzi，tingzailexiaobaozimianqian。
“爹地。”
jiuzaitalengshenshi，xiaobaozideyishengdiedi，rangfengchunuanshayan。
takanzheyanqianzhangxiangkusideyidayixiao。
suoyi，zheibushilaizhuatade，ershiqindielaizhuaxionghaizide？
neijiushiyutawuguan，meitashenmeshige？
xiangdaozhei，fengchunuansonglekouqi。
silinyezemimou，kanxiangbujinfeilita，haiganchuaitadechunnvren，chaonongkaikou：“wojidenideweixie，xianzaizaiciyudao，niyaoshenmexiangwobaochou？”
wenyan，fengchunuanyilianganga，xinzhongaihao。
tiana，ruoshizaozhidaozheimekuaiyujian，tajuebuhuizuijianshuochuneizhonghua。
jiannvrenbuyan，silinyelengxiao，gujiefenmingdeshou，daizheshuobuchudeqingmiezhixiangfengchunuandao：
“bazheigenvrenzhuaqilai，tiaoduanshoujin，renghoushanweilang！”
yanjianbaobiaochongzhefengchunuanerqu，siboxuantingzhexiaoxiaoshenzihuzaitamianqian，diyiciyutalaozijiaoban：“diedi，nibukeyizheiyangduidainiweilaidexifu，nibixujiniweilaideerxifudaoqian！”
他的儿媳妇？
zheigenvren，qiangwenletahou，youlaimihuotaerzi，jianzhigaisi！
silinyeturanxiaole，xiaorongxiemei，quetouzheyiguliangyi，rangfengchunuanbuhanerli。
pianpianxiaobaoziyubujingrensibuxiu，chichidengbulaisilinyededaoqianhou，yishuangshuiwangwangdemouzi，manhuaiqidaidekanzhefengchunuandao：“nuannuan，jirandiedibujinidaoqian，haibuchengrennideshenfen，yaobuwomensibenba。”
“......”
fengchunuanmingxianchajuedaoshangulidewendu，zaixiaobaozizheijuhuahou，zhouranxiajianglendu。
“nuannuan，haobuhaoma～”
xiaobaoziyaozhetadegebosajiao，piantouquezaiduisilinyeshiwei：“kuaidianjinierxifudaoqian，burannijiangshiqubenbaobao！”
“siboxuan，nidanfeile。”
silinyewenyan，shuohuayudiaoweibian，siboxuanqueganshoudaodiedipingjinghuayuxia，yinzangdenuqi。
wandanle，tarediedishengqile。
diediyishengqi，taaixunshiqing，jiupalianleitadenuannuana。
xiangdaonuannuan，siboxuanhuangle，suijifangxiaguqi，zhuantouyibabaozhusilinyedatuidao：“diedi，baobaocuole，baobaozuiaidiedile，suoyidiedijiudarenbujixiaorenguo，yuanliangbaobaohebaobaodenuannuan，haobuhaoma～”
tingdaoerzidegaobai，silinyeshenshangdelengqiquanbuxiaosan，nandexinqinghao，mianduifengchunuanyuqiyehuanlesanfen：“jiaochudongxi，rengun！”
wenyan，fengchunuantanlekouqi。
zheicirenwu，duitaeryan，shenzhibishengmingdouzhongyao，tahenbuxiangjiaochudongxi，danxiaobaozidenuanxinweihu，querangtaningyuanfangqirenwu。
napatahuiyinci，yongyuanbeikunzaizuzhi，wufawanchengneijianshi，tayebuhouhui。
“woweizhiqianduinidexingweidaoqian，dongxiwoyehuihaijini，qingnibuyaozaiweinanxiaobaozi。”
fengchunuanshuowan，bashoufangzaikoudai，zhunbeijiangzuanshiguihai。
xiayimiao，tajiangshenshangkoudaimolegebian，lianseshabai。
钻石不见了？
jiannvrenbantianmeidongjing，silinyeshenseyouxiebunai：“kuaidian。”
fengchunuanshensenankan，jiejiebabadao：“dong......xi，bujianle。”
“he。”silinyeyandidewendu，yijingbushiyanhanzuyixingrong：“nishuawo？”
fengchunuanzaicifanbianquanshendekoudai，duishangsilinyelenglideyanshen，ganganaotoudao：“zhendebujianle。”
yinlieryapodeshixiandunshimimantazaitouding，fengchunuandexinzangmengdeyizhan，haishijixushuodao：“yaobu，nishuogejia，wopeiniqianba。”
“zheijiushinidemude，xiangjinshefayuwojiuchan？”silinyemousejileng，moudifuzhehaobuyanshideyane。
jiandiediyueshuoyueguofen，huxifudesiboxuan，shunjianrenbule：“diedi，nizaizheiyangshuowoxifu，woyaofanliange！”
“你再说一遍？”
silinyenushizhesiboxuan，ganggangdehaoxinqingbeierzipohuai。
xiaobaozibulicaihuaipiqidediedi，dengzheyuangungundedayanjing，turankandaoqianfangshitouxiadezuanshi，jingxidemaizhexiaoduantuipaoleguoqu。
“diedi，zuanshizaizheili，suoyinuannuanmeiyoushuohuang，nibuyinggaineimeshuota！”
kanzhezuanshi，silinyeluchuyisiyiwai。
suoyi，zheigenvrenlaizheili，zhendezhishiweilezheikuaiposhitou？
siboxuanquedeliburaoren，juzhezuanshikanxiangzijilaozidao：“diedi，nicuoguaiwoxifu，bixujitadaoqian。”
silinyeliansechenlechen：“siboxuan，nishuoshenme？”
ganshoudaodiedishenshangyuefanongliedeyapogan，siboxuanyoudiansongle。
buganzaizhaorediedi，siboxuannazhezuanshi，zhuanshenpidianpidianzoudaofengchunuanmianqiandao：“nuannuan，diedibudaoqian，wojinidaoqianya，zheikuaizuanshijiudangshiwohediedidedaoqianliwule。”
siboxuanshuowan，jiangshitoudixiangfengchunuan。
tasuiranbuqingchunuannuanweishenmeduiyikuaiposhitouganxingqu，buguotajiranxihuan，tajiujueduibunengrangzijiweilaixifushiwang，bixumanzuxifudeyuanwang。
meiliyoumeibanfamanzu，chuangzaoliyou，xiangjinbanfayeyaomanzu！
fengchunuanxinzhongyinuan，suijiwanxiashenzi，kanzhemianqiandexiaobaozidao：“jiejiebunengyaonidezuanshi，haiyounibabameicuo，jiejieshixiaotou，toubierendongxibenshenjiubuduide，buxuyaodaoqian。”
“nuannuancaibushixiaotou！”siboxuanxiayishifanbodao：“nuannuanjishitoudongxi，yeshiyinweiyoukuzhong，erqie，zheidongxinibixunashang，jiudang......jiudangshiwomendedingqingxinwu！”
siboxuanshuowan，xiaolianyihong，weikongfengchunuanbujieshouzijideliwu，maizhexiaoduantuixiusepaozou。
jianbaijiaerzisuishoujiangshangyidedongxisongchu，haisongdezheimexinganqingyuan，silinyeyoushendemouzishanleshan，bochunminchengyitiaozhixian。