第四章 抠门的老狐狸

wunianqianqinxinsuanzhunzijidepailuanqihemuyichenfashengguanxi。

taxiangzhezheiyiciwulunyoumeiyouhuaishangmujiadexuemai,tayesuanshijinleliqubaodamuzhentingdeyangyuzhien,muzhentingquanxiayouzhiyebunengzaiguaitameiyouwanchengtayiyuanshengxiamujiadegurou。

yitaduimuyichendelejie,taxinglaizhihouyidingbuhuizaijitajihuipengta,tajixuliuzaitashenbianyemeiyoushenmeyiyi。

yushineiyiyezhihoutalikaimujia,congcibuxianghemuyichenzaiyoushenmeguage。

kemeixiangdaoshangtianrangtayijijizhong,hemuyichenyiyechanmianhoujiuyouleshenyun。

dezhizijihuaiyunhou,qinxinmeiyouxuanzehuimujia,ershijuedingyigerenshengxialaifuyangzhangda。bijingmuyichenshenbianyijingyouyigexiaoyuqing,tayewuweihuiquaitadeyan。fanzhengdangchumuzhentingshuodeshirangtahuaishangmujiadegurou,kemeishuotayidingyaoliuzaimujia。

talikaimujiahou,duokuiletaxianzaidelaobananxinhaoxinshouliuhebangmang,tacaideyigaiminghuanxingduoguomuyichendesouxun,yi“tanli”demingzidaizheerzizainanchengzhongxinshenghuo。

anxinduitaenzhongrushan,suoyijibianqinxinbuxiangzaitaruhaishibanbu,kedezhigongsizaihaishideyewuchulezhongdapilouxuyaotashi,tayiburongcihuidaolehaishiweigongsishoushilantanzi。

dianhuaneitouxiaotankuaiyaokuchulai:“tanlijie,shengxingjituanfalvshihanlaiyaoqiulikezhongzhihewomendehezuo,shuowomenshujuzaojiajitamengongsizaochengjudasunshi,haishuosuoyoudesunshibixuyouwomenlaipeichang。”

zheiyiweizhetamenhuijishiwusuobudanyaochengdanshangqianwandepeichangkuan,xiaoxiyichu,tamenshiwusuoshengyugengshijijikewei。

zhiyufuzezheicishenjideqinxin,huijidezhiyeshengyadengyudaotoule。

qinxinxinliyichen,mianshangquebudongshengse:“xianbuyaojinghuang,anzongneibianyexianbiejingdong。shujuzaojiabushishengxingjituanyifangshuolesuan,woxianzaimashangqujiantamendezongcainongqingshishi。”

guadiaodianhua,qinxinhaimeikaikou,sisuideqinyuyifulaoqihengqiudemoyanganfuta:“fangxin,woxianzaiyijingbushisansuixiaohai,wokeyiyigerenguaiguaidaizaijiali,nijiuanxinshangbanzhuanqianquba。”

qinxinyouhaoxiaoyouxintengdizaierziroudududexiaolianshangqingnieyiba,zaisandingzhuyifanhoucongcongchumen。

dagaishizaoliaodaotahuilai,qinxinyiluhenshunchangzoudaoshengshaodongdebangongshi。

dangtazhengyaoqiaomen,limianchuanchuaimeibuqingdeshen!yin。

qinxinbuyouhonglelian,nanguaishuozheiyilushangbujianyigeyuangong,yuanlaishibugandaraolaobandehaoshi。

qinxinyouyuzheyaobuyaozaicikeqiaomen,limiandeshen!yinshengturanzhongzhi。

“shengzong,renjiadangnvzhujiaodedianyingjiudengzhenitouzile,nidaodiyuanbuyuanyichuzheibiqianma?zhiyaoniyuanyichuzheibiqian,renjiamashangjiushuyunidele。”nvrendeshengyinjiaodidi,zhengchangnanrentingledouhuisuruan。

“nidehuazhenshishangwoxin,wokeshizhenxinxianggennitanlianai,nizenmeshuodezijishimaishenjiwo?lejieniderenzhidaonishihaoxinweidianyinglatouzi,bulejieniderenkehuiyiweinilidamingxingheneixiewaiweiyibandijianni。”nanrenshuodekukoupoxin,quefenmingshijianglimiandenvrenbiandeyiwenbuzhi。

“ni!”xinglidenvrenqidebuqing。

qinxintingchulaile,zheigeshengshaodonggoudashanglenagenvmingxingyoubuxianghuaqian,dazhelianaidemingyibaipiaoni。tazhenfulezheigeshengshaodong!

yaobushitaweishengxinggongsihesuancaiwuheshengshaodongdalejicijiaodao,tanalixiangdedaotangtangshenjiahaojiyideliansuojiudianzongcaishirucikoumen,gongsiyouduoshaojuanzhidoujisuandeqingqingchuchu。

doubuzhinagenvmingxingdaoledameijuranyiweinengzaitiegongjishenshangbamao,jianzhichixinwangxiang!

qinxinshenzhihuaiyishengshaodongbushibaishouxingjiazhuangdadaojintian,ershiyifenyifenkouchulaide。

yigenongzhuangmoyandenvrenqichongchongtuimenerchu。

shengshaodongmantiaosiliyikeyikekouhaobaichenshanshangdeniukou,chenshanneijinshidexiongjiyinyueyinxian。taxieyiyanzhanzaimenkoudaizhekouzhaodenvren,zuijiaoshangtiao:“tanxiaojie,nideganmaohaimeihao?”

qinxinyebuhetaguaiwan,zoujinlaidandaozhiru:“shengzong,shibushiyoushenmewuhui?womenshoujideshujudoushinimendixiameiyijiajiudiancaiwushangjiaode,shujuwomenrenzhenfusuanguomeiyoucuolou,womenjuemeiyouzaojia。”

shengshaodongweiweiyixiao,lvexiangangyingdewuguanyoujifenpiqi:“tanxiaojie,niyisishiwoyuanwanglenimen?ruguoannimenshenjideshujulaisuan,womengongsizhunbeishangshideshizhikeshiyaoshaojigeyi。”

qinxinyoubeierlai,nachulingwaiyifenwenjian,“woqueshiweishengzongniteyizuolefenlingwaidebaogao,qingniguomu。”

shengxingjituanqixiayingyeebijiaogaodejijiajiudianzhuyaojizhongzainanfangjigelvyouchengshi,zheijijiajiudiantijiaodezhangmudishuibulou,zhangmianshangkanbuchurenhechacuo。

yibandehuijishihennankanchulimiandemaoni。

qinxintamenzuoweidisanfangcaiwuduimingmianshangmeichacuodeshujuhennanqushenjiu。

kebeishengshaodongqiaodajicihou,qinxinnalibumingbai,shengshaodongshixiangrangtamenhuijisuolaichutouxiangtagongsidixiayinmanjiudianyingshoude“zhuchong”shiyakaidao。

zhangguanjiudianyingshoudeshipeishengshaodongyiqichuangyedegongsiyuanlao,tashengshaodongzijibuyuanchumiandezuiren,queweinantamenxiaoxiaoyigehuijisuo。

haoyigekoumendelaohuli!

qinxinxinlianmayisheng,lianshangquebudongshengse,yiyizhongganliandekouwenjixudao:“shengzong,xiazhounimengongsideneibushenjizongjiehuiyi,woyidinghuijinwodezhuanyepeihenidegongzuo。”

shengshaodongnaqiqinxindijitadewenjianfanyuejiyan,guoleyihuiqingtiaodemeiyanweiweishangyang:“gencongmingrenshuohuajiushishufu,buyongwoshuochulaijiuzhidaowoxiangyaoshenme。”

“tanxiaojie,yaobuyaokaolvtiaocaodaowomengongsi,wokeyijinixianzaigenghaodedaiyu。”shengshaodongshuodekansimanbujingxin,lengyingdewuguanronghuakailai,duochujifengourendemeihuo。

“duoxieshengzongdetaiju,anzongduiwoyouzhiyuzhien,chufeitacidiaowo,fouzewobuhuizhudonglizhi。”qinxinyudiaopingjinghuita。

shengshaodongbuyouduokanjiyanta,muguangdourantingzhi。

taturanfaxianqinxinzhangzheyishuangfeichanghaokandeyanjing,hanqingdeyanjiaoweiweishangyang,nongmidejiemaoxiayishuangmouziheibaifenming,kanduoyiyanhaoxiangyaobarenxijinqu。

taxiangkandaogengduo,kexiaiyandekouzhaodangzhuleqinxindabanzhanglian。

shengshaodongzheicaijingjuetahezheiweitanxiaojiedajiaodaozheimeduotian,tajuranhaimeikanqingtadezhangxiang。

xinshenhuangdongzhijian,taxiuzhangdedashouhenziranshenleguoqu,meiyoufangbeideqinxinbeitaxiankaikouzhaoyijiao,jingdeliantuijibu。

“shengzong,mushijituandemuzongshanglaile。”shengshaodongdemishugongjingdeshengyinzaimenkouxiangqi。