cisheng，wozhiaiguosangenvren——muqin、nver……haiyousangyu。
——江东隅
sangyucengjingshexiangguowushuzhongyujiangdongyuzhongfengdefangshi，queconglaimeiyouxiangdao，liangrenduonianzhihoudezhongfenghuizaichuangshang。
yincizhengkaiyanjingkandaoneizhangshuxidejunlian，tahaiyoudianfenbuqingchu，yanqiandeyiqieshimengjing，haishixianshi。
liangrendezitaihexianglianshiyiyang，tasuozheshenzizhenzhetadezuobei，nanrencezheshen，youbeiqingyongzhetadeyaoshen，mirendejunlianjiuzaizhichizhichu，xiuzhangdejiemaodichuizhezhezhupingrilidefengmang，xiandeshaoyoudeanxiang。
congtadejiaodukanguoqu，keyijiangtatingzhidebiliangjinshouyandi，neishitajianguozuiwanmeidebizi，dangshimeiyuandexueshengdoushuojiangdongyudewuguanbili，zuyiyudaweidiaoxiangxiangpimei。
neishihou，tazongxihuanniezhetadebijian，deyiyangyangdixuanbu，zheishitadelingdi。
“wodeyiqiedoushinide！”
nanrenzongshichongnidikanzheta，rushihuida。
sangyuqingbuzijueditaiqishouzhang，zhijianchudaotawenrundejifu，qingqingdifuguotashuxidelianjia、binjiao、piaoliangdeerduo……
嗡——
shoujidezhendongshengtuwuxiangqi。
sangyushouzhiyizhan，zhuanshenguoquzhuaguoshouji，pingmushangbushinaozhong，ershizhulixiaoliudedianhua。
touxiadegebomengdichouchuqu，tazhuazheshoujizhuanguolian，zhengyingshangjiangdongyuheichenchendemou，duishangtadeshixian，tademuguangxunsuranshanglengyi。
zhijianshoujihaizaizhendong，sangyuturanyishidao，zheiyiqiebushimeng。
tazaiyanqian，erqie，hetazaiyizhangchuangshang。
一张床？
sangyumuguangzhongxinluozaijiangdongyushenshang，lveguotabanluzaijiudianchuangbeixiajingzhuangdexiongji，taxiayishidichuilian，saoyiyanzijidexiongkou——beizibanhuadaoyaojian，wenxiongdiaodaizaoyijinghuatuo，xiongqianchunguangjinluwuyi——sangyuxunsuzhuaguobeiziyanzhuxiongkou。
“nixianzaikezhenkaifang！”
yueershuxideshengxian，yuqilitouzhechaofengyulengmo。
sangyubuxieditiaoqimeimao，xiangyizhijiaoaodekongque，“tuowoqunziderenkeshini！”
“neiyouzenmeyang？”jiangdongyumomoulishanguoyimoyise，zuishangqueyijiukebo，“nandaohaiyaofuniqian？”
妈的，真把她当鸡！
“jiangdongyu，nibiewangle，womenyijinglihunle！”sangyuyaozhehouya，ruyizhizhamaodexiaoshou，“woxianzaiduinimeiyoufuqiyiwu！”
jiangdongyudemomoulijieshanghanshuang，“niyaoduoshaoqian？”
sangyulengxiao，“jiangzongxianzaikeshishenshiguoyidezuanshijiwanglaowu，yiwanshangzhishaoyeyaoliuweishuba？”
tashiguyide，talejiejiangdongyu，yezhidaozenmecainengjinuta……
guoran，nanrendelianshunjianbianchengtieqingse，tongkongshousuodingzhetadelian，muguangsiren，fangfonengyidaoyidaoxuediaotadeweizhuang。
ruguoshijinianqian，tashengqideshihou，tahuilikepuguolai，yongzhetadebozi，xuelabixiaoxinmaimengzhuangsha，zhidaojiangtadouxiaoweizhi。
可是现在……
“niyiweiwozhendeduiniyouxingqu？”
jiangdongyumengdijiebeiqishen，sangyulaibujiduoshan，yiyanjiangtakangezhengzhe，piaoliangdedaosanjiaoshencai，qianhuisexiku……
西裤？
zhuyidaotachuandezhengzhengqiqidexiku，tabuyoudizhengzhu，ganggangkantashangbanshen**haiyiwei……nandaozuotianwanshangtazhendemeipengta？
嘭！
sangyuhaizaichensi，jiangdongyuyijingzhuaqiwaitaotaozaishenshang，shuaimenerqu。
liangshoufue，sangyuwulidizhangyukouqi。
buguanzenmeyang，zheigewenshenzongsuanshibeitaqizoule！
……
……
1v1，shenxindouganjing，chongchongchongchongchong~！~
nannvzhumingzichuzitangdaiwenxuejiawangbo《tengwanggexu》——“beihaisuishe，fuyaokejie；dongyuyishi，sangyufeiwan。”
beizhu：yu，pinyinyu，ersheng。
zuozhewenxintishi：benwengaotian，tiandunge+，qingzhuyibuyaohuaiya，ha~！~