第2章 小孩子不会说谎

hanyilanlimaodehuiying:“bukeqi。”

takanzhefurenzhejihuangkongdezhuangtai,zhidangzheifurenshiyinweihaizidiulezheji。tanalizhidaoyaoshinongdiulejijiadexiaoshaoye,zheifurenjiutiaomingdoubugoupeidea。

erjixiaoyefeichangshengqizijidejihuabeidaduan,takebuganxinjiuzheiyanghehanyilanfenbie。tashunjianhaotaodaku,nulidecongfurendehuailichongchuqu,shenchuyiduibaixidexiaorougebochongzhehanyilanhuiwu,zuilihainiannianyouci:“mami,jiuwo,buyaoranghuairendaizouwo,jiuwoa,mami...”

hanyilan:“......”

妈咪是什么鬼?

buguoxiaoruanbaodehuadaoshitixingtale。zhitingzheifurendeyipianzhici,queshibuyinggaizhijiejianghaizijiaojita。bijingxianzaiguaimaixiaohaidetaoluduo,tazhihaochushengxunwen:“ninzhendeshizheihaizidejiarenma?nengzhengmingyixiama?”

neifurenxianranshimeixiangdaoxiaoshaoyezaizheigeshihouzuoyao,tazhifuzedaixiaoshaoyelaiwan,nalihuizhidaohaiyaozhengming。tashoulinazhedongxiyoubaozhexiaoshaoyebufangbian,zhihaojiangxiaoshaoyefangxiaqianzhetadeshou,nachushoujijihusongderenyuandadianhua。

jixiaoyezhengtuofurendeshou,puxianghanyilan,baozhetadetui,weiqubabadeyangtoukanzheta。taburenxindunxialaiyutapingqi,molemotadexiaonaodai。

furendawandianhua,huyidekanzhexiaoshaoye。xiaoshaoyebushiconglaiburangmoshengrenpengdema?zenmerangzheigenvrenpengtadexiaonaodaini?haihenkaixindeyangzi。

adalingzheshouxiachuanguorenqunerlai,zoudaofurenshenbianwen:“songma,chushenmeshiqingle?”

furenzhilezhixiaoshaoyeneibian。

adakanguoqu,yixiazijiumingbaile,zheishixiaoshaoyeyoukaishizuoyaole,tazoujinliangbuxiaozheshuo:“xiaoshaoye,nishizijiguaiguaidehewomenzou,haishirangjiyeqinzilaijieni?”

jixiaoyebeiduizhehanyilandenglelingtourenyiyan,zaizhuanguoqumianduihanyilandeshihoujiushiyifuweiqubabademoyangle,yanleidakedakedediao。

hanyilanxintengdejiangxiaoruanbaobaozaihuaili,qingshenganwei:“bukubuku,yanjingkuzhonglejiubupiaoliangle。”

ranhoutaiyankanzheshenzheheixizhuangderenwen:“ninengzhengmingzheigehaizishinijiadema?”

adayileng,zheishishenmewenti,zheizshisheibuzhidaojixiaoshaoyea。

kexideshi,hanyilanganghuiguo,haimeilaidejiqutingzheixiebaguaa。

“zheishijijiadexiaoshaoye。”adahuida,lianshangmeilexiaorong,kanqilaiyouxiekepa。

“bushide,bushide。”jixiaoshaoyelianmangfouren,“tamenshihuairen,shiyaozhuawohuiqude,tamenhuidawomawode。”

adahefurendoujingle,sheigandajixiaoshaoyea,buyaominglema?

zaihanyilanderenzhili,yigesansuidexiaohaizishibuhuishuohuangde,neimeshuohuangdejiushimianqianderenmen,tayaodezhengmingdaoxianzaitayemeikandao。talenglemouzi,shuo:“ruguonimenbunengzhengmingzheigehaizishinimenjiade,neiduibuqile,wobunengrangnimendaizouta。”

jixiaoyeqiaoqiaodegouleyixiazuijiao。

adayouxieshengqile:“zheiweixiaojie,woshuotashitajiushi,ruguonibuxiangremafan,zuihaobuyaoduoguanxianshi。”

zheihua,hanyilanjiubuaitingle,tanudui:“nicaishixiaojie,niquanjiadoushixiaojie。nishuodeshirenhuama?shenmejiaonishuotashitajiushi,neiwohaishuotashiwodehaizini。wogaosuni,nizhengmingbuletashinijiadehaizi,wojintianjiubuhuirangnibatadaizou。haiyou,shaoweixiewo,gunainaiwobushibeihedade!”