“danta，mamiyijingchenggongle，zaicheshangdengni，jidebaduijiangjizanghao，mamigennishuodehuahaijidema？”
“zhidao！”dantatingletingzijidexiaoxiongtang，xiaobiaoqingyoumengyousa，“congdatingwangwaimianzou，chezitingzaidiergendengzhuneili……”
dantadehuahaimeishuowan，guanhaohaojiukanjianpingmuliyizhidashoucongdantashenhoushenlai，shipingzhongduan。
“蛋挞！”
guanguanhaohaojimangtuikaichemen，xiangganhuiqujiuzijiaerzi。
zheicitademubiaoshihongbaoshiqueen，zheimeibaoshishitashenshiweiyidexiansuo，kezidawunianqianliushihou，jiuxiaoshengniji，rujinxianshi，tazennengbuduohui？
xiaodantaderenwujiushizaitachulaihouduandian，zhongduanpaimaihuiliucheng，burangtamentaikuaifaxianbaoshibujian。
kexianzaimingxianchulouzile！
caixiache，yigehunshenguozaiheifengyilidexueshounanrencongtashenbiancongmangjingguo，huailibaozhegehaizi。
cubujifangxia，tabeizhuanglexia，shoujizaizheigeshihouyebuyierfei。
gantoutadeshouji！neikeshiyonglailianxidantade！
guanhaohaodunshihuomaosanzhang，taitouyikan，heyishuangdaizhehuangluandeheiyaoshidayanduigezhengzhe，beinanrenbaozhedexiaojiahuozhengqiujiudekanzheta，pangpangdexiaoshoushangherannazhetadeshouji。
蛋挞？！
zijierzibeibierenbaozhe，haizheifushenqing，guanhaohaodiyifanyingjiushiyudaorenfanzile。
tadanu，limazhuishangqu，“renfanzizhanzhu！fangxiawoerzi！”
neirenmeixiangdaodouzouchupaimaihuilehaihuibeifaxian，likehuangluanleqilai，baozhehaizixiangyaochuanguomalu。
guanhaohaonalihuifangguota，jibuchongshangqu，feiqijiushiyijiao，kuaizhunhendetizhongleduifang。
“ao——”renfanziyishengcanjiao，songkaishouquwushangtong，huailidemengbaoyanjianjiuyaoshuaidaodishang，beiguanhaohaopuguoqujiezhule。
“guai，baobeibupa，mamizai。”guanhaohaolouzhexiaomengwaanwei。
huailidexiaojiahuoyihuodekanletayiyan，danrenfanzihaizaineili，taminzhexiaozuibameiyoukaikou。
guanhaohaobaoqimengbaojiuxiangpao，quebeirenfanzisisibaozhuletui，eshengeqidao：“zheishiwoerzinifangkai！buranwodadenimandizhaoya！”
yahe，haiganerenxiangaozhuang，guanhaohaofangxiahaizi，taijiaojiushiyichuai，zhuazheshoulidebaobaoyudiansidezazairenfanzitoushang，daderenfanzibaotouaoaojiao。
“danta！nishuo，woshibushinimami，zheirenganqiangni，data！”guanhaohaoqichongchongdao，quemeiyoutingdaohuiying，zijiaerzizuixihuandajiale，wangchangbuyongtashuo，jiuyijingzijiwangshangzoule，jintianzenmehuishi？
tayihuohuitou，quekanjianxiaomengbaojiqidandingjinguidikanlezijiyiyan，yizhuanshenzhijiepaole。
neiyiyanlidexianqizhijiebaguanhaohaokandefengzhonglingluanle……
danxiaohaiziyigerenzaiwaimianpaohenweixian，tazhejidexiangquzhui，pianpianyoubeirenfanzichezhulejiao！
“huailewodehaoshi，niyebiexianghaoguo！”
renfanziehenhendeweixie。
fujiaxiaotaiziyezhouweibaobiaochengqun，tahaoburongyizhaodaojihuitouchulai，meixiangdaoquanbeimianqianzheigenvrengaohuaile！
guanhaohaoyixinzaierzishenshang，pianpianbeizhuazhulejidebuxing，zhenghaozheishi，yigechuanxizhuangdenanrenwangzheibianzou，pangbianyouyiliangche，kanqilaishichezhuhuilaile。
yanjingyizhuan，jianqishuxiadeyikuaizhuantou，henhenxiangcheshenzaqu。
“啪！”
chemenlimabeizaaoxianleyidaokouzi，chezidejingbaoshengxiangleqilai。
guanhaohaoyoutaijiaohenhenyichuairenfanzi，zhengtuokailai，duichongguolaidechezhudao：“baoqian，zheishiwolaogong，rangtapei！”
shuowanchenduifanghaimeihuiguoshenkuaisudepaole，renfanzixiangquzhui，zhijiebeichezhuzhuazhule，“zenmede，huailewodeche，nimenyigegedehaidouxiangpaoa，pei！”
paoyuandeguanhaohaozuijiaoyiwan，gentadou，meimen！
zheiyimujingdailemianqiandexiaojiahuo，zheigenvren……youdianyisi。
danxiaojiahuoyanshenlidejingyayezhishiyishanjishi，suijihengchihengchipaowangyibianpao。
shanvrengenrenfanzidouzhidouyong，tahaishichenzaohuiqudehao。
guanhaohaobijingshidaren，meidengneixiaojiahuopaojibu，yibajiujiangtajiuzhu，“danta，mamizaizheilia，nipaoshenmeya！”
taqichuanyuyudezhuazhumengbao，quezaizheishi，beixiaojiahuozhuazaishoulideshoujicacayoushanlejixia，dantajicudeshengyinchuanlechulai，“mami……”
zhihanleyisheng，xinhaoyouduanle，neiruanmengdeshengyinyoujiyouhuang，yikanjiushiyudaoweixianle！
dantahaizaipaimaihuili？neiyanqianzheige……
guanghaohaodengdaleyanjing，jingchadekanzheshoulineigeheerzizhangdeyimoyiyangderen。
zheishi……tajiadantani？？
lingyibian，xianqiandantagenzijiamamitongwandianhuahou，baxiaoshoudianfangzaibandengshang，ranhouquxiaerjihehuatong，lakaixiaokukusailejinqu，wanmeidexiaomiezhengju。
zhishihaimeitaitou，tamianqianjiuzhanlelianggeren，shanyiyangdexiongzhuang。
xiaodantadangjiliduanheshangnianjingyiyangdao：“renjiashenmedoumeiyouzuo，renjiajiushixiangniaoniao，niaoniao——”
“xiaoshaoye，kezhaodaoninle，kuaigenwomenhuiquba，fuzongzhengfahuoni！”
paimaitingnei，qifenfeichangningzhong。
dianyijingzhongxintongshangle，paimaihuiquemeiyoujixujuxing，shenzhimeiyouyigerenganshuohua，quandoujinruohanchandedizhetou。
jiuzaigangcaitingdiandeshihou，fujiadexiaotaiziyebujianle！
paimaitingdevipzhuanshukazuoli，yigenanrenzuozaishafashang，zhijianjiazheyizhixueqie，wuguanyingjun，youheidemouzibanmizhe，xiazhangdejiemaofuxia，daizhetianshengshuleng，didideqiyaxijuanzhehuichangdemeiyigeren。
zaichangdedoushishangjieheheyoumingderenwu，zaifushenyanmianqian，quefenfenbiqifengmang，daqibuganchuanyixia。
paimaihuidefuzerenhanruyuxia，“fu……fuxiansheng，zhendefeichangbaoqian，womenyijingpairenquzhaole，xiaoshaoyeyidingbuhuiyoushide……”
shuozhe，tazhuantoujiuchaoyibianzhulimoyangderendaxiaqu。
“jiujingshizenmehuishi，zenmehuitingdian，ganjinjiwochaqingchu，faxianshisheinongdewoboletadepi！”
tagangmawan，menkoujiuchuanlaibaoanjingxideshengyin，“xiaoshaoyezhaodaole！”
zhongrenqiqixiangmenkoukanqu，jiukandaoxiaotaiziyemaizhebazibu，taizhexiaoxiaba，xiongjiujiuqiangangdizoulejinlai，shenhougenzheliangbaobiao，yigenabandengyigenayusan。
众人：“……”
这是什么造型？
dantayijinhuichangjiutingdaofuzerendehua，boziyisuo，liangjingjingdedayanjingsaoleyiquan，jiumiaozhunleqichangzuiqiangdadeneigenanren，xianggexiaopaodanyiyangchongleguoqu。
“diedi！wohaopapaya！”
fushenyanzhijianyidun，enmieleyan，taconghuailichechubipingchangreqinglehenduodeerzi，ningzhemeikanleyan，suihoutongkongsuolexia。
这不是自己儿子。
suiranwuguanyimoyiyang，danqizhijieranxiangfan，xiaochencongxiaoguayan，gengbuhuixiangxianzaizheiyanghezijisajiao，keshi，zenmehuiwuyuanwugubengchugefanbanerzi？