第五章太儿戏了

beitazhizhedeguwanfeng,qiaoqiaodebaniezhetoufadeshou,zangzailebeihou。

头发到手了。

keyinaquhetamenjiashaoyezuoqinzijiandingle。

jiazhujiaojiderenwuwanchengle。

jiazhubuyongbeitamenqidaoquzhuyuanle。

哦耶!

tangyexijianglianggehaizihuzaihuaizhong,weixiandemiqiyanmou,kanxianggushimu:“nixiangganshenme?”

takandechulai,wulunshixijitaxiaoerzideren,haishijiutadaerzitoufaderen,doushizheigenanrendeshouxia。

suoyi,youshiwentajiuduile!

gushimudanshouchadou,qidingshenxiandezhanzaineili,tantandangdangdehetangyexiduiwang:“wohuaiyinitoulewodezhong,suoyi,woxuyaotamendetoufa,quzuoqinzijianding。”

tangyexidexinzangdunshiyijin,jinjiezhe,xueyashenggao,xintiaojiakuai,ejiaoshangxunsudemaochulelenghan。

duimianneigenanren,hetadaerzizhangdetaixiangle!

jiuxiangshicongyigemozilikechulaide。

nandao,tazhenshitaerzidefuqin?

不。

不可能的!

哪有这么巧?

儿子是她的。

是她一个人的!

congtahuaiyunneitianqi,jiuzhiyoutayigerenpeizheerzimen。

是她十月怀胎。

shitamaozheshengmingweixianbaerzimenshengxialai。

shitacunbubulidepeizheerzimen,yigerenjiangtamenyangdaozheimeda。

erzimenshitayigerende。

谁也别想和她抢!

taxunsudezhendingxialai,lenglengkanzhegushimushuo:“nixiangtaiduole,woyouzhangfu,wohewodezhangfuhenenai,qingnibuyaoshuozheixiemomingqimiaodehuirangrenwuhuidehua,wozhangfuhuibugaoxingde!”

“e?shima?”gushimugouchunqingxiao,“tangyexixiaojie,nigaibuhuiyiwei,woshenmezhunbeidoumeizuo,jiubizheyanjinglaizhaonileba?sazheizhongyichuojiupodehuangyan,youyiyima?”

budengtangyexishuohua,tajiuchuimoukanxianglianggexiaojiahuoer,wen:“nimendebabani?”

tangxiaochutongxuehetangxiaocixiaopengyouduiwangleyiyan。

tangxiaochushuo:“mamashuo,babashizhengjiushijiedechaojiyingxiong,xingzoutianxia,xingxiazhangyiqule。”

顾时暮:“……”

guxiaocinaishengnaiqidewengege:“gege,nixinma?”

guxiaochushuo:“wobuxin,wocaibabahemamalihunle。”

guxiaocishuo:“wojuedebushi,wojuedebabashibeimamadapaole。”

guxiaochushuqixiaoshouzhi,tiezaifennennendexiaozuichunshang,bilegejinshengdeshoushi:“yu,buyaodangzhezheimeduorendemianbamamashuodeneimebaoli!mamaoueryehuihenwenroude!”

唐夜溪:“……”

tabudajiadeshihoudouhenwenrouhaoma?

tabanqilian:“tangxiaochu、tangxiaoci,nimenpiyangleshibushi?”

tangxiaocixiaopengyouyangqixiaonaodai,shuiwangwangdedayanjing,wugudekanzheta:“mama,zhangxiangheqiongyiyang,shizangbuzhude!gegeheneigeshushu,zhangdeyimoyiyangya!woyejuede,tashigegedebaba,fourenmeiyongde。”

“bendan!”tangxiaochushuo:“zanmenshishuangbaotai,ruguotashiwodebaba,neitayeshinidebaba!suoyiniyinggaishuo,neigeshushu,shiwomendebaba!”

唐夜溪:“……”

weiwei,erzimen,bababushizheimesuisuibianbianjiunengrendea!

tiandixiazhangdexiangderenduolequ,jiupingzhangdexiang,jiujuedetashinimendebaba?

太儿戏了啊!