wobayelandehedashenjianshi,erhuabushuojiutongyile。
takanworenxiaotuiduan,zouqiluyeman,gancuiyizhishoubawobaoqilai,lingyizhishouwanzhemama。
jiwobaoleming,babamamayoujiwomaileshubaohexinyifu。
kuaitianheishiwomencaihuijia。
haimeizoudaojiamenkou,tiankongzhongshengqiyigunongnongdeyanwu,haiyoudajiajiaojiuhuodeshengyin。
zheishengyin,haoxiangshiwomenjianeibianchuanlaide。
babalianseyibian,rengxiawohemamaganjinxianpaoleguoqu。
「dazhuangzinikesuanhuilaile,nijiachaiduozhehuole,zhenggewuzidoushaolea!」
05
weizaijiamenkouderenhenduo,huoshiyijingkongzhibuzhule,xiongxiongliehuoranhonglebanbiantian,kongqizhongdoushinongnongdeyanwei。
「haoduanduandezenmechaiduozhehuoa?」
「haohaodefangzijiuzheimeshaole,kexile,zhongxingaiyigeyaobushaoqianni。」
「baojinglemeiyou?dexiaofangyuanlaicainengmiehuo。」
wotingzhedajiazhizhezhehuodefangziqieqiesiyu,turanxiangqichumenqiandashenshuodehua,turanyouxiepale。
说曹操,曹操就到。
dashenbuzhidaocongnagejiaoluomaochulai,zhizhewodashengdao:「saobaxinghuilaile,qianjiaohailewoerzi,xianzaiyouhailelaozhuangyijia。」
「guoranshigebuzhebukoudesaobaxing!」
wohedehoutuileliangbu,babazheshenhuilai,shuangmuchihongdikanzhewomenzheibian。
「duibuqibabamama,doushiwobuhao。」
我害怕地哭起来。
dashenshuozhongle,woguoranshizaixing,wolianleilebabamama。
xiayimiao,babaquemengdibaozhuwohemama。
「bu,jiaojiaobushizaixing,ruguobushijiaojiaojianchiyaomamayiqiqu,neibeishaodejiubuzhishiyigefangzile!」
babashengyinsiya,kanmamademuguangtouzhejiehouyushengdekongju。
mamahaizaizhengleng,beibabazheiyishuo,tahuiguoshenlai,huranhaotaodaku。
「jiaojiao,shijiaojiaorangwochumende,jiaojiaojiulewoyiminga!」
babayoukuyouxiaodidiantou:「dui,shijiaojiaodegonglao。sheishuowoguinvshizaixing?tafenmingjiushifuxing,shangtianzhuanmenpaitalaijiutamamade!」
babadeshengyinyinqiyizhenhuaran:「zhendeazhuangzi?」
「dangran,xianqianchumendeshihouhaizimashuohaobuqu,danjiaojiaofeiyaotayiqiqu,ruguozhiliuxiahaizimayigerenzaijia,zheihuoshizheimedayouzheimexunsu,sanshunijuedehaizimanengpaochulaima?」
sanshugongwenyanlianmangyaotou:「jiusuanshitaochulai,kendingrenyeshaohuaile。」
duiyigeyanjingkanbudaoderenlaishuo,shaohuaijueduishixueshangjiashuang。
「suoyijiaojiaoshigongchen,tashifuxing!」
babashuozhe,henhendenggebidashenyiyan:「nishaojiwoguinvpozangshui,fouzebijilewo,wokebuhuigennikeqi!」
06
huoshaodaowanshangcaimiewan,jingchalaile,bababeijiaoguoquwenhua。
womenmeiyoudifangqu,zanshibeianpaizhuzaisanshugongjiali。
bababuganranggegezhidaojialibeishao,pagegefenxin,diertianjiuqulechengliyitang。
tazoulehou,dashenxingzailehuodifengciwomen:
「zheixiawandanle,liangeluojiaodedifangdoumeiyou,yihounimenyijiajikouhexibei……」
xibeifengsangezitahaimeishuowan,sanshugongdesunzicongcongzhaoleguolai。
「liushennikuailai,yourenyaocaifangnimen!」
mamamengle:「shenmecaifang?」
sanshugongdesunzinaolenaotou,butaihaoyisidishuo:「wozheibushixinwenzhuanyedema?zuotiantingshuonimenjiazheigezaoyu,jiuxielegegaozi……」
yigepuputongtongdexiaojiating,bannianneijinglilechehuo,fuqinqueletui,muqinshiming,zhaoshizhetaoyi,jialisuoyoudeqiandouqutianbuyiyaofeizhihou,weiyidefangziyoushaomeile。
zongjiexialai,jiushiwomenjiahencanhenkelian,sanshugongsunzidegaozihuole。
「neineiwoyaoshuoshenme?jiaojiaotababuzai,wobuhuicaifang。」mamajiejiebaba,zhenggerenhuangluanjile。
「buyaojin,shihuashishuojiuxing。」
jizhewenzheicihuozaideshi,zonghuorenyijingzhaodaole,shilincunyigelaotouchouyan,yandirengdaochaiduoyinfadeqihuo。
laotoumeiyouernv,yemeiyoucaichan,nianjiyoudale,lianjingchadounaihebuleta。
「wohuibazheigecaifangfachuqu,haozhaoyixiagongzhong,kannengfoujinimenjuandianqian。」
「zhei、zheibutaihaoba?」
「youshenmebuhaode?nimenzheifanzaoyulianwodouhenxinteng,zhikexiwozijinengliyouxian……」
jizheshuozhe,congbaolinachuyigehongbaodijimama。
mamamodaohongbaodehoudu,caiyishidaolimianzhuangdeshiqian,lianmanghaihuiqu。
kanmamazheigefanying,jizhejiejiezhijiebaqiansaidaowodeshouli:「xiaomeimei,bangnimamashouzhehaoma?」
wolianmangyaotou:「mamashuobunengyao。」
「keyidee,zheishijiejiedeyifanxinyi……」
wonianjihaihenxiao,duiqianbingmeishenmegainian,danyezhidaojizhejiejieshixiangbangzhuwomen。
「wobuyaoqian,wozhixiangmamadeyanjingkeyikandao,yihoujiukeyipeiwoqushangxue,babayaochuyuanmenyefangxinla。」
jialigongzuojihuitaishao,babaxiangchuyuanmendagongzhuanqian。
kemamayanjingkanbudaotabufangxin。
jizhejiejiedongzuoyidun,meizaiqiangsaihongbaoguolai:「meimeideyuanwanghuishixiande!」
07
babahuilaishijizhejiejieyijingzoule,tingshuocaifangdeshizhihou,tameishuoshenme。
「woqugenhaohaoshuole,rangtazheilianggeyuezaixuexiaohaohaofuxi,youshijianwomenquchenglikanta。」
gegezhengshigaokaozuiguanjiandeshihou,babazheiyangzuo,yeshiyifankuxin。
babazhengpansuanzhebawohemamatuojisanshugong,tachumendagong。
kejizhejiejieyoulaile,tamanlianjidongdigaosuwomenyouyishengyuanyijimamazuoshoushu。
「shenme?」babashoulidebeizipadayixiadiaozaidishang,shuaichengsuipian。
「caifangdeshipinfachuqule,yinqilehendadefanxiang,dajiadoufeichangtongqingnimendezaoyu。gengrangrenjingxideshi,youyigeyishengkandao,shuoyuanyitijiaojiaomamazuoshoushu。」
jizhejiejiehebabamamashuolehenjiu,santianhou,babajiudaizhemamaquyiyuanjianchale。
qianhoujianchalehaojici,yishengquedingmamadeyanjingshoushukeyihuifu,bingqiehenkuaianpaileshoushushijian。
mamashoushuneitian,qiahaoshizhoumo。
mamazaoshangjiujinqushoushushile,wohebabazaiwaimiandenglehenjiuhenjiu,yizhidaokuaiwanshangle,mamacaicongshoushushichulai。
tadeyanjinghetoushangbeibengdaiguodeyanyanshishide,woyouxiedanxin。
danyishenggaosubaba,shoushuhenchenggong,babakaixindebawobaoqilai:「jiaojiao,dengnimamahaole,yihoujiukeyisongniqushangxuele!」
「zhendema?」womanxinhuanxi,「yihoumamajiuyuanyichumenlema?」
「dangran,yihounimamayanjingkeyikandaole,tazheirenbisheidouaichumen。」babahahadaxiao。
zheishiwolaizheigejiazheimejiu,diyicikandaotaxiaodezheimekaixin。
woyegenzhexiao,ganjuehaoxingfua。
mamachuyuanneitianjizhejiejieyoulaile,tahejigetongshi,tilehenduohaochide。
「zhoujiejie!」wopaoguoqu,yonglibaoletayixia。
「xiexiezhoujiejie,babashuonishiwomenjiadedaenren。」
zhoujizhelenglehaoyihuiercaihuiguoshen,taxiaochulai,roulerouwodetoufa:「zhoujiejiekemeizuoshenme,doushineigeyishengshushudegonglao。」
「yishengshushuyeshidaenren,danshibabashuozhoujiejieyeshidaenren。」
zhoujiejienieleniewodeliandan:「xiaoyatouzuibazhentian,jiejiejintianlai,haizhenyouhaoxiaoxiyaogaosunimen。」
tashuozhenachuyigehenhouhenhoudehongbao。
babajingyadikanzheta:「zhoujizhe,nizheishi……」
「zheishiwangyouzhudongfaqidejuankuan,jiejuenimenjiaranmeizhijide。」
「zhoujizhe,zheigeqianwobunengyao!」
「zhuangshunijiunazheba,zheishiwangyoudexinyi,zhimingleyaojinimende……」
zhoujiejiegangshuowan,shengmubuzhicongnagejiaoluocuanchulai,zhijiebahongbaoqiangleguoqu。
08
「nisheia?ganshenme?」zhoujiejiehenshengqi,xiangbahongbaoqianghuilai。
zheiduanshijianguanyuwomenjiadeshinaodehenda,dangdijihurenrendouzhidao。
yizhiyugegeneibiandoumanbuxiaqule,jintianzuoshoushutayezaiyiyuan。
shengmuxianranshizaiyiyuanshouzhudaitubuzhidaoduojiule,taniezhehouhoudehongbaomeikaiyanxiao,pielepiezui,zhizhewohengleyisheng:「woshizheiyatouqinma,zheiqianbushinimenjuanjitadema?」
woyizaibabajiaobian,zhuangzhedanzishuo:「zheishijiwomamade!」
「siyatoubeibierenyangjitianhaizhendangtashinimale?niyanjingkanqingchule,wocaishinima!」
shengmuehenhendenglewoyiyan。
zhoujiejieyilianhutu,buzhidaozheishishenmeqingkuang。
「zhuangshu,tazhenshijiaojiaodemama?」
babazhengyaodiantou,woganjindashengshuo:「bushi,tabaworengle,buyaowole!」
shengmutingdaowozheimeshuolianseyibian,yangqibazhangjiuxiangdawo:「siyatoupianzi,nihushuobadaoshenme?」
babaliansehennankan,taishoulanzhushengmudedongzuo:「nijingranganzaiwomianqiangenjiaojiaodongshou?niwanglenizijibuyaojiaojiaole?」
shengmuyanzhuzizhuanleyixia,muguangtanlandikanzheshoushangdechaopiao。
「wokemeizheimeshuoguo,shinizijikanwojiahaiziguaiqiao,genwotaoyao,haibuyunxuwolaikanta。」
babacongmeijianguozheimebukeliyuderen,qidehunshenfadou:「nihushuobadao,xuekoupenren……」
shengmusizhubupakaishuitangdizaiyiyuanqihong:「woshuodedoushizhende,zheiyijiarenxiangdutunlezheibiqian,suoyifanlianburenrenle。」
yishijianyiyuannaohonghongde,zhoujiejiejirensihudoubuzhidaogaixiangxinshei。
gegehuranzhanqilai,zhizheshengmulengxiaojisheng:「niyoulianshuo?nixianqianrenglejiaojiao,youbahoumianshengdexiaonveryerengle,niyiweiwomenbuzhidao?」
shengmuxiaorongyijiang:「wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme!」
woyemangrandikanzhegege,shenmerengle?