第1章
heianzhong，dingyitangzaichuangshang，qishuangmusisidedingzheshangfangdexukong，tongshijielikongzhizhezijidehuxi，zhuangzuoyijingshushuideyangzi。
danzhangshijianyouyujinzhangerbengzhideshenqu，rangtadejiroukaishichuxianleqingweidesuantong，zheijiuyiweizheruguotashaoweihuangdongyixia，shenxianeizhangpojiudemuchuangjiuhuifachucierde“zhizhi”sheng。
jibianruci，dingyisihaobuganyousuosongxie，yinweizaijulitasanbuwaideneishanmumenhou，zhengzhanzhelianggegouloudeshenying。
“呼，呼..”
jibiangezhemumen，dingyiyenengfenbianchuzheigedaizheqingweixiaomingyindehuxi，shuyuneigemianselahuangdelaotou，erlingyigegengjiaweiruodehuxi，dingyibuyongxiangyezhidaoshuyushei。
“gaiside！zheidaodizenmehuishi？！！”
cikededingyixiangqizheijitianfashengzaizijishenshangdeshiqing，yishuangyanzhongmanshijinghuang，dangengduodezeshidaizheyisikongju。
qitianqian，shenchulanxingdedingyizaihezuilejiuhouyijuexinglai，faxianzijijuranchuanle！
erqiehaibushihunchuan，shizuiweilipuderoushenchuanyue！
zheijiuyiweizhe，tawufahuoquzheigeshijiedexiangguanxinxi，gengzaogaodeshi，chuanyuehoudetafaxianzijishuaidaozaiyichunikengli，gutouhesanjialeyiyangteng，erqieshenshangyoubushaodifangyoushenxuedian，zheiyiweizhetineideshangshikenengbibiaomianshangkanqilaigengzhong。
suoxingdeshi，dingyideaihaoshenghenkuaiyinlaileyiduilaofufu，tamenkanzhekengdonglidedingyi，shuangmuzhongdunshifanqileguangmang。
laofufujiangdingyidaihuijiahou，bianjiangdingyiandunzailewuneizuiguaijiaodeyigefangjiannei。
erlingdingyijingyadeshi，zijisuiranchuanyueguolai，danzheiduilaofufushuodehuataquenengtingdong，shenzhifangmenshangtiezhedecanpomenliandewenzitayenengshunliduchulai。
zheiwuyishiyigehaoxiaoxi。
jiexialai，zailaofufudeyaoqingzhong，dingyibianzaizheiliandunlexialaiyangshang，dantongshitayezhujianfaxianleyichang。
diyigeyichangjiushizheiliderenduiyuheiyesihushifenjupa，zhiyaoyidaotaiyangxiashan，suoyouderendouhuiduojinwunei，bingqiehuizaiwulidianshangyizhanyoudeng，zhidaotianliangcaihuijiangqiximie。
zheiyidian，dingyiyecengxunwenguolaofufu，danlaofufuquequegaosudingyi，yelidiandengshiyizhongxisu，dingyizheigewairenbudongshishuzhengchang。
erduiyulaofufudejieshi，dingyiyikaishibingmeiyoujuedeyoushenmebutuo，zhidaotafaxianlediergeyichang。
youyitianshenye，shushuizhongdedingyihuranbeiyigeemengjingxing，danzhengdangtazhunbeifanshenjixushuideshihou，quetingdaolebuyuanchuneishanpojiuxiaomumenhoudehuxisheng。
“he...he...”
zheizhonghuxizhongdaizhexiaomingyindeqixi，rangdingyinaohaizhongshunjianfuxianlelaotoudeshenying，yinweijiangzijijiuhuilaidelaotouhuanyouxiaochuan，zhiyaoyijidonghuozheyundongguodu，huxidouhuidaishangzheizhongshengyin。
erlingyidaoshengyinjibianhenqingwei，dingyirengjiufenbianchuleneishilaofurendehuxi，bijingzheigewuneiyemeiyoudisigerenle。
zheiyixia，dingyiyixiazijiubukunle，lenghanshunjiancongsizhibaihaizhongmanyanchulai。
这两人在做什么？！
weishenmebanyebushuijue，duozaimenhoutoukuiziji？！
kongjushunjianzaidingyidenaohaizhongmanyankailai，tahunshenbuzijuedezhandouqilai。
dingyikeyixiangxiang，neiduilaofufuweisuodezhanzaimenhou，dengdaleshuangyantouguomumenzhijiandefengxikanxiangzijizheigefangxiang，fangfozaikanshenmexishizhenbaoyiban。
“gaiside！gaiside！！”
“chuanyuejiusuanle！zhongshangjiusuanle！weishenmehaiyudaozheigejumian！！”
guodudejinghuangrangbenshiyoushangzaishendedingyinaohaizhongyipiankongbai，zhidaoxujiuhoucaijianjianhuifuguolai。
dandingyixinzhongxiangzhezheikenengshigeouran，suoyijinyedingyiguyimeiyoushushui，quezaibanyeyoutingdaoleneigeshuxideshengyin。
zheixia，dingyichedizhamaole。
“buduia，wogangchuanyueguolai，shenshangyigeqianmeiyou，shenzhidaizheshang，tamenzaidianjizhewoshenme？”
cikededingyiqiangpozijilengjingxialai，shenzhiyonglideniezhezijidegebo，qusanzhezijidekunyi。
tongshi，dingyidenaohaizhongkaishifuxianzheijirifashengdeyimumu，yituzhaodaoyixieyouyongdexinxi。
“zheigedifang，yinggaishiyigecunzhuang，congdiyitianwohuilaideqingkuanglaikan，zheiliderenxianghuzhijianshifenlengmo，jishikandaotamendaizhewohuilai，yemeiyouyigerenwenyiju。”
“congcunzhuangdejianzhufenggelaikan，youxieleisilanxingdegudai，dantamendeyuyansuiranwonengtingdong，quejueduibushilanxingdeyuyan，zheiyiweizhewokenenglaidaoleyigepingxingshijie。”
“cunliderenhenqiong，zheiduilaobidengdejialigengshibuhao，toufengdeqiangbi，duanliedefangliang，shenzhimeirichidedoushifakuderouganjiuzhehunshui。”
“taiyangyiluoshan，laotoujiuhuixunsudeguanbisuoyoudemenchuang，shenzhizaikaojinwaiqiangdemenchuanghoudouyoutezhidedangban，jiuxiangzaifangyuzheshenme。”
“woshenshangdeshuaishangyuelaiyueyanzhongle，tamendaiwohuilai，bingbushixiangjiuwo。”
“zhenshiyigezaogaodekaiju，gaiside，weishenmebierenchuanyuedoushijunfawangye，daowozheijiuchenglezheigeguiyangzi？？！！”
dingyiyaozheya，jiangneixinshenchudebumanhefennuyayizaimuguangzhong，sisidedengzhesanbuwaidemumen，fangfoxiangtouguomumen，bamenwaidelianggetoukuizhejidengsi。
yezhengzaizheishi，dingyijingyadefaxianzijiyanzhongdemumenpang，jingranchuxianleyixingxiaozi。
【xiaohaoshoumingkeqianghua，benciqianghuaxiaohao10ri，shifouqianghua？】
“什么鬼？？”
turuqilaidebiangurangdingyimengdiyigejiling，zheiyerangtazhongyumeikongzhihaohuxi，shenzhirangshenxiademuchuangfachule“gazhi”deshengxiang。
jijingdeheiyezhong，zheidaoshengyinxiandeneimecier，yeshunjianrangmenhoudeliangdaohuxitongshixiaoshi。
dingyianhuyishengzaogao，dangjimeiyouzaixiangzhexiaozideshiqing，ershixunsudefanleyigeshen，jixuzhuangshuiqilai。
erzhengrudingyisuoliao，zaizijijixuxianru“shushui”hou，menhouxiangqileqingweidejiaobusheng，sihushiliangrenyijinglikailezheili。
buguo，dingyikebuganyousihaodesongxie，ershijixubaochizhehuxi，shenzhifangkongsixiang，qiangpozijibuquxiangrenheshi，zheilibijingshiliangyanyimoheideyijie，zijiyigouweizhu，buhanchen。
guoran，yuemosiwufenzhonghou，menhouzaiduxiangqileliqudejiaobusheng，zheirangjinbishuangmudedingyimeitouyidong，andaoguoranrenyuelaohuayangyueduo，zijixiaoxinzhongjiuhaishimeicuo。
xiabanye，dingyijinzhangdeyiyemeishui，ershizaitiankuaifangliangdeshihouzhongxinfanshenkanxiangleneigemumen，bingheshangbanyeneiyangjinjindedingzhe。
meiguojimiao，dingyideyanzhongzaidufuxianleneiyixingxiaozi。
【xiaohaoshoumingkeqianghua，benciqianghuaxiaohao10ri，shifouqianghua？】
真有！！
外挂爹到了！！
dingyishuangmuzhongshunjianranqilexiwang，erhouqueyoumeitouyizhou。
zheiwanyi，juranyaozijideshoumingcainengqianghua？
zheitmshenmewaigua？zheishisuomingwaiguaba！
dingyixinzhongyizhentucao，suijiyouyouleyigexindeyiwenchansheng。
“neiwohaishengduoshaoshouming？”
xiangdaozhei，dingyikaishijiangmuguangfangzailezijideshenshang，danzheiyicijibiantakanlezaijiu，yemeiyourenhedexinxichuxian。
shijifenzhong，dingyiyemeikandaorenhexinxichuxian，dangxiayouxieshiwang，suijiyoujiangmuguangkanxianglebiededifang。
板凳。
【xiaohaoshoumingkeqianghua，benciqianghuaxiaohao3ri，shifouqianghua？】
土墙。
【xiaohaoshoumingkeqianghua，benciqianghuaxiaohao20ri，shifouqianghua？】
碎裂的床板。
【xiaohaoshoumingkeqianghua，benciqianghuaxiaohao1ri，shifouqianghua？】
“xianlaiyitiandeshishishui。”
dangkandaosuiliechuangbanshangdexinxishi，dingyixinzhongyidong，erhouxinzhongmonian：
“是！”