第5章 护妈狂魔上线

“guxiaojie,nindarenbujixiaorenguo,biefangzaixinshang。”

genyunshangbi,lushijiushimaomaoyu,ganggenyunshangtanhaoyigexiangmu,shilushijinjundianzichanyedediyibu,bunengyinweiguliangyihuailedashi。

linxiuyuyizhanglaolianzhouchengbaozi,mianqiangjichuyisixiaoyi。

“wobushidaren,henfangzaixinshang!”guliangyilengxiao,“wokeshibeirenmazuojiannvren,chumairouti,panshangnanren,cainengjinlaijiuhui,huanzuoshini,niyuanyi?”

linxiuyubeiwendeyakouwuyan,mianqiangrennai。

“guxiaojie,nixiangzenmeyang?”

“daoqian!zuocuoshijiuyaodaoqian!”

guliangyigancuililuo,suijiyoutanlekouqi,“linxiuyu,lianzheidianzuorendejibenlimaodoubuzhidao,nizenmedangshanglufurende?mofei……nicaishichumairoutidejiannvren?”

“你敢骂我?”

讽刺她不配做人?

linxiuyulimaxiangzhalemaodeji,quezaijieshoudaoyunmoliangyinzhimouguangdeshunjian,nianlexialai,gengzhebozibuqingbuyuandao:“dui……”

gangyikaikou,guliangyihaobukeqididaduanta。

“wenzihengheng,haishicangyingwengweng?”

guliangyitiaomeiqingxiao,“jiranbuxiangdaoqian,neijiumafanlufurenbangwoduanbeishui?”

jitaduanshui?siyatou,zheishiyaoqizaizijitoushang!

linxiuyuqidexiongqianqifu,quezhinengcuimianziji,weileerzi,weileerzi……

gongzuorenyuanmashangduanlebeishuiguolai,linxiuyushenshouqujie,youtingdaoguliangyidandandeshengyin。

“woweibuhao,yaohereshui!”

linxiuyusharenyiyangdeyanshen,dingzheguliangyi。

yiqiandishengxiaqidejianyatou,rujinruciqiangshi,zheikouqishizaiyanbuxiaqu。

raner,guliangyibaozheshuangjian,zhanzhebizhi,yandidaizhejifenguyidexiao,sihaobudasuantuirang。

“linxiuyu,niyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile,zheishibuyuanyi?”

reshuidaolemianqian,linxiuyuyaoyaqiechi,shenshouquduan。

danshi,shougangpengdaoshuibei,mashangsuolehuilai,kuazhangdishuaishoujianjiao。

“guliangyi,**yaotangsiwoa!”

zheishuijiusuantaduanle,yebunengbaiduan,yaorangdajiazhidaoguliangyiduomeedudidiaonanta!

danshi,tadetongkongzhouranfangda,duonianqiandeyimufuxiannaohai……

luyifengdiyicidaiguliangyihuijia,linxiuyujiurangtaduanreshui,linxiuyuguyibujie,tangdetahunshenzhandou,haipoletayishen。

xianzaideqingjinggenneigeshihouyimoyiyang,zhishishenfendiaohuan,tachenglebeizhemodeneige!

yizhichenmodeluyifeng,zaiyerennaibuxiaqu,shangqianyibudangzaimuqinshenqian,tieqingzheyizhanglian。

“guliangyi,nibuyaotaiguofen!”

“我过分?”

guliangyizhijiebeiqixiaole,“nimapengleyixia,wojiuguofenle?congqiantarangwoduankaishui,tangdeshuangshouqipao,nishuowojiaoqing!woyiqianyanxia,meikanchunijiushigemabao,neinijiutitaduan!”

luyifengdechunjiaozhandouqilai,mouzilifanqitongkudeshense,guliangyiqushizhihou,takuijiulehenzhangyiduanshijian,meixiangdao,tajuranmeisi!

shizijiduibuqita,tayaobaofujiuchongziji!

raner,linxiuyukanzhenuyimantian,shenzhiyouxiefengkuangdeguliangyi,momingdehaipa,yaoshibawunianqiandeshiquantongchulai,kezenmedele?

jueduibunengrangsiyatoudecheng!

luyifengshenshouquduanshui,linxiuyuxiangtuikaita,tayigelieju,shoubeizhuangdaotuopan,“huala”,manmanyibeireshuizhijiejiaozailinxiuyujianshang。

“啊!”

yishengqilidecanhu,linxiuyushunshipuxiangguliangyi,jiusuanshoushang,yejuebuqingyifangguota。

yankanzhijiajiuyaoguadaoguliangyidelian,shenhoudeyunmuliangyibakouzhutadeshouwan,shunshiyidai,jiangtaquanjinhuaili。

“小心!”

yunmoliangdichendeshengyin,zaiguliangyierbianxiangqi。

linxiuyupulegekong,yongliguomeng,zhijieshuailechuqu,haizhuangdaoyigexiaopengyou。

xiaopengyoushoulidedangaoyidianmeisheng,youquanhulinxiuyulianshangle。

“妈!”

luyifengheleyitiao,ganjinbatafuqilai。

linxiuyushuaidelangbei,wanqidefajisanluo,dangaohuleyilian,wanquanmeiyankan。

好笑,更解气!

beitangdezhiwaluanjiaoshouhaishenneimezhang,kannizheifuguiyangzi,haizenmexiaozhang?

guliangyihuitouduiyunmoliangshuolesheng“xiexie”,danshikandoumeikantayiyan,haiquanshenguanzhudingzhelinxiuyumuzi。

yunmoliangqueyouxieshishen,quantazaihuaili,shufuderangtaxiangbaozheta……tianzhangdijiu!

linxiuyuqidehuhuzhichuancuqi,hunshenzhandou,buguxingxiangdihouqilai。

“guliangyi,nizheigejiannvren,wojueduibuhuifangguoni……”

luyifengfuzhetadejianbang,coudaotaerbiantixing:“ma,xiaoshengdian,zheimeduorenkanzhe。”

“我的蛋糕!”

xiaonaibaodunzaidishangmoyanlei,guliangyifushenbatalajinhuailianwei。

tayitaitou,guliangyijiulele,lianshangdeliqishunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhideshimanmandewenrou。

“lele,nizenmelaile?”

“mami,wopanibeiqifu,jiugenzhenilaile。”xiaonaibaokanxianglinxiuyuheluyifeng,“tamenguoranzaiqifuni。”

guliangyibatasongdaogongyulouxia,jiuganlaiyanhui,meixiangdao,humakuangmohaishishangxianle!

tingxiaonaibaojiaoguliangyimami,linxiuyubuganxindizhanglezhangyanjing,yaoyaqiechidao:“guliangyi,zheigexiaoyezhongjiushinichuguidemingzheng……”