beinvzhujujuedi99cihou,fanpaijinyuchentaohunle,suzuijietou。
xinglaihou,huailiduolegeaoaodaibudenaiwawa。
naiwawayanqianpiaoguoyixingdanmu。
“baozhutadatui!hanbaba!zheipotiandefuguijiudaoshoule!”
“wuwuweishenmewobunengchuanjinxiaoshuoli,woyexiangchengweiquanshuzuifuyoudenanrendebaobeinver,haoxianghanbaba!”
wodunshiyanmaojinguang,zuoweishangbeiziqiongsideniuma,wosisibazhutaangguidexiku。
koushuidida,hanhubuqing:“ba……baba!”
talinkaiwo,xianqi,“zheishisheijiadedaomeihaizi?”
xiayimiao,wobaozhetadeliandanhenhendeqinleyikou,“baba!”
beichenggongshouyanghou,woyoukandaodanmudanchu。
“ai,aierbudedefanpaizhongjiutaobuguozishademingyun,meiletadezhangkong,jinjiahenkuaihuisifenwulie,daoshihoucaichandoubeirenguafenwanle。”
wojingdezaichuangshangmengranfanshen。
tazenmenengzishani,tadecaichan,keshiliujiwodejueyichan!
wosapodagun,yaohenaiyaotinggushishuijuejue,
taweiwoxinruanyiciyouyici,aoguoleyitianyouyitianjuewangshike。
houlai,wobaozheyidieliantongpidaizhejiaokaodedashuzhaopianwenta:
“baba,nikannageshihedangwoxinbabaya?”
tasisuizhaopian,yaoyaqiechi:
“jinjiajinshanyinshanbugounijicheng?xiuxianghuandie!”
1.
kanjiandanmushuodashuaigeshijindatui,wozhabazhewugudedayanjing,yongjinquanlijichuqingxideyinjiehanta。
“叭……叭叭!”
jinyuchenneizhanglunkuoshensui、yinsuzuihezhenjingerlvexiancangbaidejunlian,chedijiangzhule。
“sheijiadechouxiaohai?wokebushiniba!”
neiyuqi,xianqidehaobuyanshi。
woquegengjiayonglidebalata。
xiaogeboxiaotuitaixinbuhaocaokongerweiweizhandou,houlonglifachujiqiede“hehe”sheng,biaodazhe“jindatuibiexiangpao”dejiandingjuexin。
danmucishiyijingchedifengle:
“hahahatamatachouxiaohai!xiaosiwole!jindalaodebiaoqingjuele!”
“fanpaidalaomengbideyangziwonengkanyibaibian!suzui+jianwa,shuangzhongbaoji!”
“kuaikanbaobaodeyanshen!neishiduicaifudekewangzairanshao!tatingdonglewomendehua!tazhendezainulibaodatui!”
jinyuchenejiaodeqingjinkaishibushoukongzhiditiaodong。
他尝试着动了动腿。
纹丝不动。
neixiaodongxibaodesijin,xiangzhangzailetatuishang。
yiguxiehuo“cheng”dicuanleshanglai,hunzazhesuzuidetoutongyuliehewuchufaxiedeyuzu。
tabuzaiyouyu,shenchugujiefenmingdedashou,zhijiejiuzhulewohoujingneikuairuanruandebuliao,haobufeilidibawocongtatuishang“si”lexialai。
qiangliedeshizhongganrangwobennengdikonghuangqilai,xiaoshouxiaojiaozaikongzhongwuzhudiluandeng。
“呜哇!”
jingtiandongdidekuhaozhongyuchongpolehoulong,xiangchezhenggejijingdelouxiang。
jinyuchenbeiwojianruidekushengcideermoshengteng,meitousuodegengjin,diheyisheng。
“闭嘴,不准哭!”
talinzhewo,zhuanshenwangxiangzikouzou,dagaishixiangbawodiujizuijindelajitonghuozhe……jingchaju?
wokonghuangbuyi,xiaonaodaimengdexiangqianyitan,aowuyikou,
jingzhunyaozhuletaneizhilinzhewodegujiefenmingdeshouzhishang。
shangbeizijuanwangdebennenggaosuwo:jihuishaozongjishi!yaozhu!siyebunengsongkou!
“xiaodongxi,nishugoudema?yadoumeiyounijuranyaowo?”tamengdidunzhujiaobu,nanyizhixindedixiatou,
queduishanglewohaipayoushiluludeyanjing,tashunjianlengzhule。
弹幕在狂欢,
“wodetianwa,baobaoyetaikeaile,zheixiaoliandannaihuhudemenghualaofudexin,buguoganjuefanpaidalaoyaobaozoule,xiaozaizijuranganyaotahahaha!”
“yaodehao!yaozhubiefang!zheishinitongwangqianyidiguodeweiyichuanpiao!”
woyirangubushangdanmuzaishuoshenmele。
guoyujieheyongliguodu,wozhijietuoli,songkaileta,
qicanxuruodewuyan,yanleidakedakegunluoxialai,hunzhekoushui,huletayishoubei。
“该死!”
jinyuchenbilebiyan,zaizhengkaishi,zhishengxiashenbujiandidepibeiheyizhongrenmingbandehuian。
neizhilinzhewodeshou,jiqibuqingyuandishoulehuilai。
wobeizhongxindaihuiletadexiongqian。
taxiaoxinyiyidebaozhewo,dabuliuxingdechaoxiangzikoutingzhedeneiliangmaibahezouqu。
sijizhenjingdexiabakuaidiaoxialaile,“jin,jinzong?zheishisheijiadehaizi?!”
“开车。”
jinyuchenkandoumeikantayiyan,lengyingdituchulianggezi。
kaozijidebenshicengshanglemaibahe,woxilexibizi,guaiguaitangzaitadehuaili。
zheishi,buzhengqidexiaoduzi,quefachuleyishengyouzhangerxiangliangdeshengyin,“gulululu……”
jinyuchenchenmoleyimiao,wunaiyoufanzaodekaikou。
“quzuijindeshangchang,mainaifen。”
zuihou,woyaozhenaipingchibaohezu,beidaihuilejinjialaozhai。
jinyuchenbaozhewo,gangtajinneiguofenkongkuang,meiyouyisiyanhuoqideketing,
“咣当!”
yigeshuijingjiubeicazhetadeejiaofeiguo,henhenzasuizaitashenhoudedalishidibanshang。
碎片四溅。
“nizheigemeiyongdefeiwu!”
shafashang,toufahuabaidejinhongyuan,zhizhejinyuchenlishengpaoxiao。
“dinghunyan!quanchengdequanguidoukanzhe,nijingranganpao?”
“paoquqiuneigexiasanlandenaichameidexihuan?nishibushifengle!jinjiadeliandoubeinidiujinle!”
“woyangni,jinizuihaodeziyuan,zuiyouwodewuzhi,banipeiyangchengjinjiazuinadechushoudemenmian,nijiushizheimehuibaowode?”
“weileyigeshangbudetaimiandenvren,zhijiazulianyinyubugu!nizhibuzhidaozheichanglianyinduiwomenyouduozhongyao!”
judadeshengxianghepumianerlaideliqixiangbinglengdezhenzhajinwodeganguan。
kongjushunjianjuezhulewoxiaoxiaodeshenti,wo“wa!”diyishengkulechulai。
jinhongyuantingdaolewodekusheng,neipenboyuchudenuhuomengdiyidun,hunzhuodemuguangmengdikanxiangwo。
“nihuailibaozhede,shinalaidexiaohai?”
tamengdijuqishouzhongdehuanghualiguaizhang,daizhefengsheng,“peng”diyishengzhongzhongzazaijinyuchendebeishang!
“说话!”
jinyuchenmenhengyisheng,shentihuanglehuang。
baozhewodeshoubeiquexiayishishoudegengjin,wenwendihuzhulewo。
jinhongyuanqidehunshenfadou,guaizhangjianjihuchuodaowodeqiangbao。
“haoa!haoa!jinyuchen!nizhenshichuxile!”
“zaiwaimianluangao,lianzheizhong**deyezhongdougaochulaile?!nanguainigantaohun!nishichibangyingle,xiangdaizhenidexiaoyezhongzilimenhule?!”
jinyuchendebeijitingdebizhi,tachuizheyan,zhangzhangdejiemaozaiyanxiatouxiayipiannongzhongdeyinying,zhezhulesuoyoudeqingxu。
congxiaodaoda,tabuguoshitafuqinzhongduoerzizhongdeyige,shizhangdezuixiangguquyuanpei、xuetong“zuichunzheng”、zuishiheyonglailianyinwengujiazuliyidegongju。
yisibinglengde、daizhewujinchaofengdexiaoyi,huanhuanpashanglejinyuchencangbaidezuijiao。
“shi,tajiushiwodenver,nideguaisunnv。”
“yihounibuyaowangxiangwohuilianyin,huangeerzizhemoba,woyaodaizhenver,zilimenhu。”
wodekushengzhouting,renbuzhukanxiangjinyuchen,wuheifaliangdeyanjingsaimanlefuzadeqingxu。
jinhongyuanqidexiongtangjulieqifu。
zuihouzheichangfuzijiaofeng,yijinyuchenailesanshigunzhangjieshu。
wobeibaojinlelengbingbingdeyingerfang。
jinyuchenkanlenvyongyiyan,diuxiayiju“zhaoguhaota”,bianmeizaichuxianle。
shenyejianglin,nvyongquemeiyoujiwoweiguoyikouchide。
jiehemoshengdehuanjingrangwobuandiniudongkuqi。
“kukuku!fansile!xiaoyezhong!”
nvyongbunaifandizhoumazhe,cubaodifanguoshen。
chaoqipangbianhouhoudeyurongbei,ehenhendichaowozhenggenaodaiwulexialai!
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“唔!”
judadeheianhezhixiganshunjiantunshilewo!
wopinmingdengzhexiaoduantui,xiaoshouwuyishidiluanzhua,houlongliquezhinengfachuweiruokeliandewuyan。
kongqiyuelaiyuexibo,jiuzaiyishijijiangmohudeneiyike,toushangdezhongyazhouranxiaoshi!
binglengdekongqiyongrufeifu,woqiangkezhe,leiyanmenglongzhong,kandaoleyizhangxiemanzhennuhekonghuangdejunlian。
是靳予沉!
tashuaikailexingxiongdenvyong。
“滚!”
“lianyingerdoubufangguo,jinjiarongbuxianizheizhongchusheng,nidengzhejinjiaqianwanbeidebaofu!”
nvyonghedemianwurense,lianqiuraodoubugan,liangundaipaditaolechuqu。
jinyuchenkuaibuzoudaochuangbian,xiaoxinyiyidijiangwocongyingerchuangshangbaoqi。
tabenzhuodi、quewubiqingroudipaizhewodebei,dishenghongzhe。
“别怕,没事了。”
wochouyezhe,xiaolianmaizaitachenshanli,ganshoudaotaxiongtangxiabingbupingwendexintiao。
neiyike,womengdongdexiaonaodailimohudixiang:
wogentahaoxiang……buzhishifanpiaoguanxineimejiandanle。
rizixiangbeiboluandeqinxian,zaijifeigoutiaozhongzhongxinpuqu。
jinyuchenjiwoquming:jinxi。
cengjingzhihuiqianyiwanhetongdeshou,kaishibenzhuodixuexizhaoguyigenaiwawa。
tahuizhouzhemei,duizhaozhe《yingerhulibaikequanshu》,xuexiruhebangwodiaoshishuiwen,ruheyongzhengquedezishibangwoxizao,dongzuoqinniyouwenrou。
tahuiyangeanzhao“45dujiao”,“shouwanshiwen”dengbuzhou,bangwoxiaoxinyiyidepaohaonaifen,weidaowodezuibian。
zaitaduimanjinrongbaogaodeshufangli,shenzhikaishiduiqi《youerrenzhifazhanzhinan》he《0-3suibaobaoyuyanqimeng》。
shenye,tahuibawobaodaotuishang,zhizhehuibenshangsecaixianyandetuan,nianchu“pingguo”、“taiyang”、“huahua”zheixieduitalaishuowubiyouzhidecihui。
zheixiesuosuiyouchaonaoderichang,wushengdichongshuazhetaxindidongjiedejianbing。
tazaixuexizuoyige“baba”,erwo,zheigeyiwaichuangrutabinglengshijiede“xiaomafan”,sihuzhengzaiyidiandianqiaodongtajianyingdexinfang。
zhidaoneitian,tadaiwoqugaoduanmuyingdiantiaoxuanniaobu。
gangzoujinmingliangdedianpu,yigexianxideshenyingbianyingruyanlian。
tachuanzhejiandandebaiqun,ceyanwenwan,zhengditoutiaoxuanzheyingeryongpin。
弹幕瞬间炸裂:
“jingbao!jingbao!nvzhuchuxian!qianfanggaoneng!”
“wanlewanle,shilinwanwan!jinyuchendebaiyueguangjianjujueta99cidehenren!”
“kuaikanjinyuchendebiaoqing!tamashangyaoyinweinvzhudedi100cijujueerheihuale,zuihouyinqiuerbudezisha,jiumingatazenmehaishizoushanglezheitiaosilu!”
guoran,jinyuchendejiaobumengdidunzhu。
tazhoushendeqiyayirouyankejiandesudujijuxiajiang,gangcaineidiannandederouheshunjianxiaoshidaijin,yanshenbiandeyoushenerruili,sisisuozaineigeshenyingshang。
wodexinshunjiantidaolesangziyan!
buxing,bunengrangtaheihua!
woyidingyaojiuta,burangtagennvzhushuohua,jiubuhuibeijujuele!
“呜哇!!!”
xiayimiao,woshichulechinaideliqi,baofachujingtiandongdidekusheng!
xiaogeboxiaotuipinmingdizaiyingercheliputeng,xiaolianbiedetonghong。
kushengzhiliaoliang,shunjiandapoledianneideningjing。
linwanwanbeijingdong,chayidizhuanguotoulai。
jinyuchenshentiyijiang,jihushitiaojianfansheban,mengdijiangzhuyiliconglinwanwanshenshangsichehuilai,quanbutouzhudaokudesixinliefeidewoshenshang。
“zenmele?zenmeturankuzheimexiong?”
tazhouzhemei,fushenbenzhuodixianghongwo,yuqidaizhedianwunai。
linwanwansihuxiangzouguolaidazhaohu:
“jinxiansheng?haoqiao,zheishi……”
“baoqian,haizinaole。”
jinyuchentouyemeitai,lengyingdidaduanta,suoyoudezhuyilidouzaiwoshenshang。
tashoumangjiaoluandijiekaiyingerchedeanquandai,bawobaochulai,dongzuoyinweijizaoxiandeyouxieculu,dantuozhewohoujingdeshouquexiayishidifangdehenqing。
woganjuedaotadeqingxu,yinweiwodekunaoerqiangxingyayizhe。
wokudegengmailile,xiaoshouhuluandizhuanaozhetadechenshanlingkou,xiaojiaoyayonglidengchuai。
linwanwankanzhetawanquanwushiziji,zhizhuanzhudishituanfuyigekunaobuxiudeyinger,lianshangshanguoyisicuoeheganga,minleminchun,meizaishuohua。
“shibushiniaole?”jinyuchenwanquanwushilelinwanwandecunzai,zhouzhemeidishengziyu。
linwanwanzhanzaimuyingshimenkou,yuqidaizheyisitanjiuhebuyichajuedesuanse。
“jinxiansheng,zheihaizishi……nidema?”
jinyuchendeshoumengdiyidun,bochunjinmin,sihuyaogentashuohua。
我的心跳得像擂鼓!
buxing,bunengrangtamenshuoshanghua!
“哇啊!!!”
wobaofachubizhiqiangengjianrui、gengweiqudekuhao,
xiaoshentizaibinglengdeniaobutaishang,niudongdexiangzhilishuideyu,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoshuaixiaqu。
“haolehaole,biekule,mashangjiuhao。”
tadishengshuozhe,kuaisuerzhuanzhudijiwohuanzheniaobu,ejiaoshenzhishenchuleyicengximidehanzhu。
danmukaishigundong,“ei,fanpaijuranmangzhezhaoguxiaobaobao,meikonggennvzhushuohua,wanquanmeiyouheihua?”
“neishibushishuoming,fanpaiyexubuhuisi?aaaxiaobaobaozhenshifanpaidefuxing,yidingyidingyaojiutaa!”
linwanwankanzhejinyuchenxiaoxinyiyichuliyingerpaixiewudeyangzi,lianshangdebiaoqingcongcuoe、ganga,zuizhonghuaweiyipiannanyiyanyudefuza。
tamomodizhanleyihuier,qiaowushengxidizhuanshenlikaile。
危机暂时解除。
wochouchouyeyeditingzhilekuqi,kanzhejinyuchenjinbengdexiahexianmanmanfangsong。
taditoukanwo,yanshenfuza,zuizhongzhishiqingqingtanlekouqi,yongzhifumoquwolianshangdeleihen。
“xiaomafanjing,nizhidaowocuoguoleshenmema?”
tadishengdunang,“takeshiwohenxihuanderen,wocongweiyinweibieren,erhushiguota……”
wokanzhetashenqingdemoyang,zabazhezui,renbuzhutanxi。
jiatingbuxing,youaidetaimandebudaohuikui,zuizhongcaibidetazoushanglesilu。
keshi,wobuxiangkandaotayingnianzaoshi。
woyiweiwochenggongzuzhiletahenvzhudejiechu,jiukeyibikaileneigekepadejieju。
meixiangdaojinjinguolebannian,
zaishenyeli,wushudanmuhuranxiangshikongdepububanfengkuangshuaguo。
“wanle!dezhilinwanwanyaohenanzhujiehunle,jinyuchenhaishiweiqingsuokun,yaozishale!”
“wuwuwuzenmehuizheiyang!mingmingbaobaoneimekeaile,weishenmetahaishiyaozou?nvzhuhenhao,keshi,baobaoyehenhaoa!”
“kuaixingxingabaobao!nidieyaomeile!nideqianyijiachanyaobeineiqunsishengziguafenle!yigezierdoubuhuiliujini!kuaizuzhita!”
neimeduoxinxili,wozhijingzhundezhuazhuleneiwugedazi:
我爹要没了!
zheihuaxiangjingleizaiwoxiaoxiaodenaodailizhakai!
yiguqiansuoweiyoudejudaliliangzhipeilewo!
wodexiaoshousisizhuazhuyingerchuangdeweilan,zhanzhanweiwei、yaoyaohuanghuangdizhanleqilai!
yingerchuangdeweilanbusuanai,duiyuwozheigeganghuimianqiangzhanlidexiaodoudinglaishuo,xiamianjianyingdedibanrutongshenyuan。
danwogubushangle,wobunengrangjinyuchenzheigedabendanbabasidiao!
“呜……”
wofachuchongmanjuexindewuyan,xiaojiaoyafenliyideng,shentixiangqianqingdao,xiangyikebenzhuode、yiwufangudexiaopaodan,chaozhedibanzhizhidifanlexiaqu!
与此同时,书房内。
jinyuchenmianrusihui,huanhuantaiqizuoshou,binglengdedaofengtieshangshouwanneicetiaodongdemaibo。
jiuzaitazhunbeiyonglihuaxiadeqianjunyifazhiji,
“peng!”shufangmenbeimengdizhuangkai!
baomuzhangyilianseshabaidechuanglejinlai!
“shaoye!shaoyebuhaole!xiao**ta……tatiaochuangzishale!!!”