第1章 1

beinvzhujujuedi99cihou,fanpaijinyuchentaohunle,suzuijietou。

xinglaihou,huailiduolegeaoaodaibudenaiwawa。

naiwawayanqianpiaoguoyixingdanmu。

“baozhutadatui!hanbaba!zheipotiandefuguijiudaoshoule!”

“wuwuweishenmewobunengchuanjinxiaoshuoli,woyexiangchengweiquanshuzuifuyoudenanrendebaobeinver,haoxianghanbaba!”

wodunshiyanmaojinguang,zuoweishangbeiziqiongsideniuma,wosisibazhutaangguidexiku。

koushuidida,hanhubuqing:“ba……baba!”

talinkaiwo,xianqi,“zheishisheijiadedaomeihaizi?”

xiayimiao,wobaozhetadeliandanhenhendeqinleyikou,“baba!”

beichenggongshouyanghou,woyoukandaodanmudanchu。

“ai,aierbudedefanpaizhongjiutaobuguozishademingyun,meiletadezhangkong,jinjiahenkuaihuisifenwulie,daoshihoucaichandoubeirenguafenwanle。”

wojingdezaichuangshangmengranfanshen。

tazenmenengzishani,tadecaichan,keshiliujiwodejueyichan!

wosapodagun,yaohenaiyaotinggushishuijuejue,

taweiwoxinruanyiciyouyici,aoguoleyitianyouyitianjuewangshike。

houlai,wobaozheyidieliantongpidaizhejiaokaodedashuzhaopianwenta:

“baba,nikannageshihedangwoxinbabaya?”

tasisuizhaopian,yaoyaqiechi:

“jinjiajinshanyinshanbugounijicheng?xiuxianghuandie!”

1.

kanjiandanmushuodashuaigeshijindatui,wozhabazhewugudedayanjing,yongjinquanlijichuqingxideyinjiehanta。

“叭……叭叭!”

jinyuchenneizhanglunkuoshensui、yinsuzuihezhenjingerlvexiancangbaidejunlian,chedijiangzhule。

“sheijiadechouxiaohai?wokebushiniba!”

neiyuqi,xianqidehaobuyanshi。

woquegengjiayonglidebalata。

xiaogeboxiaotuitaixinbuhaocaokongerweiweizhandou,houlonglifachujiqiede“hehe”sheng,biaodazhe“jindatuibiexiangpao”dejiandingjuexin。

danmucishiyijingchedifengle:

“hahahatamatachouxiaohai!xiaosiwole!jindalaodebiaoqingjuele!”

“fanpaidalaomengbideyangziwonengkanyibaibian!suzui+jianwa,shuangzhongbaoji!”

“kuaikanbaobaodeyanshen!neishiduicaifudekewangzairanshao!tatingdonglewomendehua!tazhendezainulibaodatui!”

jinyuchenejiaodeqingjinkaishibushoukongzhiditiaodong。

他尝试着动了动腿。

纹丝不动。

neixiaodongxibaodesijin,xiangzhangzailetatuishang。

yiguxiehuo“cheng”dicuanleshanglai,hunzazhesuzuidetoutongyuliehewuchufaxiedeyuzu。

tabuzaiyouyu,shenchugujiefenmingdedashou,zhijiejiuzhulewohoujingneikuairuanruandebuliao,haobufeilidibawocongtatuishang“si”lexialai。

qiangliedeshizhongganrangwobennengdikonghuangqilai,xiaoshouxiaojiaozaikongzhongwuzhudiluandeng。

“呜哇!”

jingtiandongdidekuhaozhongyuchongpolehoulong,xiangchezhenggejijingdelouxiang。

jinyuchenbeiwojianruidekushengcideermoshengteng,meitousuodegengjin,diheyisheng。

“闭嘴,不准哭!”

talinzhewo,zhuanshenwangxiangzikouzou,dagaishixiangbawodiujizuijindelajitonghuozhe……jingchaju?

wokonghuangbuyi,xiaonaodaimengdexiangqianyitan,aowuyikou,

jingzhunyaozhuletaneizhilinzhewodegujiefenmingdeshouzhishang。

shangbeizijuanwangdebennenggaosuwo:jihuishaozongjishi!yaozhu!siyebunengsongkou!

“xiaodongxi,nishugoudema?yadoumeiyounijuranyaowo?”tamengdidunzhujiaobu,nanyizhixindedixiatou,

queduishanglewohaipayoushiluludeyanjing,tashunjianlengzhule。

弹幕在狂欢,

“wodetianwa,baobaoyetaikeaile,zheixiaoliandannaihuhudemenghualaofudexin,buguoganjuefanpaidalaoyaobaozoule,xiaozaizijuranganyaotahahaha!”

“yaodehao!yaozhubiefang!zheishinitongwangqianyidiguodeweiyichuanpiao!”

woyirangubushangdanmuzaishuoshenmele。

guoyujieheyongliguodu,wozhijietuoli,songkaileta,

qicanxuruodewuyan,yanleidakedakegunluoxialai,hunzhekoushui,huletayishoubei。

“该死!”

jinyuchenbilebiyan,zaizhengkaishi,zhishengxiashenbujiandidepibeiheyizhongrenmingbandehuian。

neizhilinzhewodeshou,jiqibuqingyuandishoulehuilai。

wobeizhongxindaihuiletadexiongqian。

taxiaoxinyiyidebaozhewo,dabuliuxingdechaoxiangzikoutingzhedeneiliangmaibahezouqu。

sijizhenjingdexiabakuaidiaoxialaile,“jin,jinzong?zheishisheijiadehaizi?!”

“开车。”

jinyuchenkandoumeikantayiyan,lengyingdituchulianggezi。

kaozijidebenshicengshanglemaibahe,woxilexibizi,guaiguaitangzaitadehuaili。

zheishi,buzhengqidexiaoduzi,quefachuleyishengyouzhangerxiangliangdeshengyin,“gulululu……”

jinyuchenchenmoleyimiao,wunaiyoufanzaodekaikou。

“quzuijindeshangchang,mainaifen。”

zuihou,woyaozhenaipingchibaohezu,beidaihuilejinjialaozhai。

jinyuchenbaozhewo,gangtajinneiguofenkongkuang,meiyouyisiyanhuoqideketing,

“咣当!”

yigeshuijingjiubeicazhetadeejiaofeiguo,henhenzasuizaitashenhoudedalishidibanshang。

碎片四溅。

“nizheigemeiyongdefeiwu!”

shafashang,toufahuabaidejinhongyuan,zhizhejinyuchenlishengpaoxiao。

“dinghunyan!quanchengdequanguidoukanzhe,nijingranganpao?”

“paoquqiuneigexiasanlandenaichameidexihuan?nishibushifengle!jinjiadeliandoubeinidiujinle!”

“woyangni,jinizuihaodeziyuan,zuiyouwodewuzhi,banipeiyangchengjinjiazuinadechushoudemenmian,nijiushizheimehuibaowode?”

“weileyigeshangbudetaimiandenvren,zhijiazulianyinyubugu!nizhibuzhidaozheichanglianyinduiwomenyouduozhongyao!”

judadeshengxianghepumianerlaideliqixiangbinglengdezhenzhajinwodeganguan。

kongjushunjianjuezhulewoxiaoxiaodeshenti,wo“wa!”diyishengkulechulai。

jinhongyuantingdaolewodekusheng,neipenboyuchudenuhuomengdiyidun,hunzhuodemuguangmengdikanxiangwo。

“nihuailibaozhede,shinalaidexiaohai?”

tamengdijuqishouzhongdehuanghualiguaizhang,daizhefengsheng,“peng”diyishengzhongzhongzazaijinyuchendebeishang!

“说话!”

jinyuchenmenhengyisheng,shentihuanglehuang。

baozhewodeshoubeiquexiayishishoudegengjin,wenwendihuzhulewo。

jinhongyuanqidehunshenfadou,guaizhangjianjihuchuodaowodeqiangbao。

“haoa!haoa!jinyuchen!nizhenshichuxile!”

“zaiwaimianluangao,lianzheizhong**deyezhongdougaochulaile?!nanguainigantaohun!nishichibangyingle,xiangdaizhenidexiaoyezhongzilimenhule?!”

jinyuchendebeijitingdebizhi,tachuizheyan,zhangzhangdejiemaozaiyanxiatouxiayipiannongzhongdeyinying,zhezhulesuoyoudeqingxu。

congxiaodaoda,tabuguoshitafuqinzhongduoerzizhongdeyige,shizhangdezuixiangguquyuanpei、xuetong“zuichunzheng”、zuishiheyonglailianyinwengujiazuliyidegongju。

yisibinglengde、daizhewujinchaofengdexiaoyi,huanhuanpashanglejinyuchencangbaidezuijiao。

“shi,tajiushiwodenver,nideguaisunnv。”

“yihounibuyaowangxiangwohuilianyin,huangeerzizhemoba,woyaodaizhenver,zilimenhu。”

wodekushengzhouting,renbuzhukanxiangjinyuchen,wuheifaliangdeyanjingsaimanlefuzadeqingxu。

jinhongyuanqidexiongtangjulieqifu。

zuihouzheichangfuzijiaofeng,yijinyuchenailesanshigunzhangjieshu。

wobeibaojinlelengbingbingdeyingerfang。

jinyuchenkanlenvyongyiyan,diuxiayiju“zhaoguhaota”,bianmeizaichuxianle。

shenyejianglin,nvyongquemeiyoujiwoweiguoyikouchide。

jiehemoshengdehuanjingrangwobuandiniudongkuqi。

“kukuku!fansile!xiaoyezhong!”

nvyongbunaifandizhoumazhe,cubaodifanguoshen。

chaoqipangbianhouhoudeyurongbei,ehenhendichaowozhenggenaodaiwulexialai!

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“唔!”

judadeheianhezhixiganshunjiantunshilewo!

wopinmingdengzhexiaoduantui,xiaoshouwuyishidiluanzhua,houlongliquezhinengfachuweiruokeliandewuyan。

kongqiyuelaiyuexibo,jiuzaiyishijijiangmohudeneiyike,toushangdezhongyazhouranxiaoshi!

binglengdekongqiyongrufeifu,woqiangkezhe,leiyanmenglongzhong,kandaoleyizhangxiemanzhennuhekonghuangdejunlian。

是靳予沉!

tashuaikailexingxiongdenvyong。

“滚!”

“lianyingerdoubufangguo,jinjiarongbuxianizheizhongchusheng,nidengzhejinjiaqianwanbeidebaofu!”

nvyonghedemianwurense,lianqiuraodoubugan,liangundaipaditaolechuqu。

jinyuchenkuaibuzoudaochuangbian,xiaoxinyiyidijiangwocongyingerchuangshangbaoqi。

tabenzhuodi、quewubiqingroudipaizhewodebei,dishenghongzhe。

“别怕,没事了。”

wochouyezhe,xiaolianmaizaitachenshanli,ganshoudaotaxiongtangxiabingbupingwendexintiao。

neiyike,womengdongdexiaonaodailimohudixiang:

wogentahaoxiang……buzhishifanpiaoguanxineimejiandanle。

rizixiangbeiboluandeqinxian,zaijifeigoutiaozhongzhongxinpuqu。

jinyuchenjiwoquming:jinxi。

cengjingzhihuiqianyiwanhetongdeshou,kaishibenzhuodixuexizhaoguyigenaiwawa。

tahuizhouzhemei,duizhaozhe《yingerhulibaikequanshu》,xuexiruhebangwodiaoshishuiwen,ruheyongzhengquedezishibangwoxizao,dongzuoqinniyouwenrou。

tahuiyangeanzhao“45dujiao”,“shouwanshiwen”dengbuzhou,bangwoxiaoxinyiyidepaohaonaifen,weidaowodezuibian。

zaitaduimanjinrongbaogaodeshufangli,shenzhikaishiduiqi《youerrenzhifazhanzhinan》he《0-3suibaobaoyuyanqimeng》。

shenye,tahuibawobaodaotuishang,zhizhehuibenshangsecaixianyandetuan,nianchu“pingguo”、“taiyang”、“huahua”zheixieduitalaishuowubiyouzhidecihui。

zheixiesuosuiyouchaonaoderichang,wushengdichongshuazhetaxindidongjiedejianbing。

tazaixuexizuoyige“baba”,erwo,zheigeyiwaichuangrutabinglengshijiede“xiaomafan”,sihuzhengzaiyidiandianqiaodongtajianyingdexinfang。

zhidaoneitian,tadaiwoqugaoduanmuyingdiantiaoxuanniaobu。

gangzoujinmingliangdedianpu,yigexianxideshenyingbianyingruyanlian。

tachuanzhejiandandebaiqun,ceyanwenwan,zhengditoutiaoxuanzheyingeryongpin。

弹幕瞬间炸裂:

“jingbao!jingbao!nvzhuchuxian!qianfanggaoneng!”

“wanlewanle,shilinwanwan!jinyuchendebaiyueguangjianjujueta99cidehenren!”

“kuaikanjinyuchendebiaoqing!tamashangyaoyinweinvzhudedi100cijujueerheihuale,zuihouyinqiuerbudezisha,jiumingatazenmehaishizoushanglezheitiaosilu!”

guoran,jinyuchendejiaobumengdidunzhu。

tazhoushendeqiyayirouyankejiandesudujijuxiajiang,gangcaineidiannandederouheshunjianxiaoshidaijin,yanshenbiandeyoushenerruili,sisisuozaineigeshenyingshang。

wodexinshunjiantidaolesangziyan!

buxing,bunengrangtaheihua!

woyidingyaojiuta,burangtagennvzhushuohua,jiubuhuibeijujuele!

“呜哇!!!”

xiayimiao,woshichulechinaideliqi,baofachujingtiandongdidekusheng!

xiaogeboxiaotuipinmingdizaiyingercheliputeng,xiaolianbiedetonghong。

kushengzhiliaoliang,shunjiandapoledianneideningjing。

linwanwanbeijingdong,chayidizhuanguotoulai。

jinyuchenshentiyijiang,jihushitiaojianfansheban,mengdijiangzhuyiliconglinwanwanshenshangsichehuilai,quanbutouzhudaokudesixinliefeidewoshenshang。

“zenmele?zenmeturankuzheimexiong?”

tazhouzhemei,fushenbenzhuodixianghongwo,yuqidaizhedianwunai。

linwanwansihuxiangzouguolaidazhaohu:

“jinxiansheng?haoqiao,zheishi……”

“baoqian,haizinaole。”

jinyuchentouyemeitai,lengyingdidaduanta,suoyoudezhuyilidouzaiwoshenshang。

tashoumangjiaoluandijiekaiyingerchedeanquandai,bawobaochulai,dongzuoyinweijizaoxiandeyouxieculu,dantuozhewohoujingdeshouquexiayishidifangdehenqing。

woganjuedaotadeqingxu,yinweiwodekunaoerqiangxingyayizhe。

wokudegengmailile,xiaoshouhuluandizhuanaozhetadechenshanlingkou,xiaojiaoyayonglidengchuai。

linwanwankanzhetawanquanwushiziji,zhizhuanzhudishituanfuyigekunaobuxiudeyinger,lianshangshanguoyisicuoeheganga,minleminchun,meizaishuohua。

“shibushiniaole?”jinyuchenwanquanwushilelinwanwandecunzai,zhouzhemeidishengziyu。

linwanwanzhanzaimuyingshimenkou,yuqidaizheyisitanjiuhebuyichajuedesuanse。

“jinxiansheng,zheihaizishi……nidema?”

jinyuchendeshoumengdiyidun,bochunjinmin,sihuyaogentashuohua。

我的心跳得像擂鼓!

buxing,bunengrangtamenshuoshanghua!

“哇啊!!!”

wobaofachubizhiqiangengjianrui、gengweiqudekuhao,

xiaoshentizaibinglengdeniaobutaishang,niudongdexiangzhilishuideyu,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoshuaixiaqu。

“haolehaole,biekule,mashangjiuhao。”

tadishengshuozhe,kuaisuerzhuanzhudijiwohuanzheniaobu,ejiaoshenzhishenchuleyicengximidehanzhu。

danmukaishigundong,“ei,fanpaijuranmangzhezhaoguxiaobaobao,meikonggennvzhushuohua,wanquanmeiyouheihua?”

“neishibushishuoming,fanpaiyexubuhuisi?aaaxiaobaobaozhenshifanpaidefuxing,yidingyidingyaojiutaa!”

linwanwankanzhejinyuchenxiaoxinyiyichuliyingerpaixiewudeyangzi,lianshangdebiaoqingcongcuoe、ganga,zuizhonghuaweiyipiannanyiyanyudefuza。

tamomodizhanleyihuier,qiaowushengxidizhuanshenlikaile。

危机暂时解除。

wochouchouyeyeditingzhilekuqi,kanzhejinyuchenjinbengdexiahexianmanmanfangsong。

taditoukanwo,yanshenfuza,zuizhongzhishiqingqingtanlekouqi,yongzhifumoquwolianshangdeleihen。

“xiaomafanjing,nizhidaowocuoguoleshenmema?”

tadishengdunang,“takeshiwohenxihuanderen,wocongweiyinweibieren,erhushiguota……”

wokanzhetashenqingdemoyang,zabazhezui,renbuzhutanxi。

jiatingbuxing,youaidetaimandebudaohuikui,zuizhongcaibidetazoushanglesilu。

keshi,wobuxiangkandaotayingnianzaoshi。

woyiweiwochenggongzuzhiletahenvzhudejiechu,jiukeyibikaileneigekepadejieju。

meixiangdaojinjinguolebannian,

zaishenyeli,wushudanmuhuranxiangshikongdepububanfengkuangshuaguo。

“wanle!dezhilinwanwanyaohenanzhujiehunle,jinyuchenhaishiweiqingsuokun,yaozishale!”

“wuwuwuzenmehuizheiyang!mingmingbaobaoneimekeaile,weishenmetahaishiyaozou?nvzhuhenhao,keshi,baobaoyehenhaoa!”

“kuaixingxingabaobao!nidieyaomeile!nideqianyijiachanyaobeineiqunsishengziguafenle!yigezierdoubuhuiliujini!kuaizuzhita!”

neimeduoxinxili,wozhijingzhundezhuazhuleneiwugedazi:

我爹要没了!

zheihuaxiangjingleizaiwoxiaoxiaodenaodailizhakai!

yiguqiansuoweiyoudejudaliliangzhipeilewo!

wodexiaoshousisizhuazhuyingerchuangdeweilan,zhanzhanweiwei、yaoyaohuanghuangdizhanleqilai!

yingerchuangdeweilanbusuanai,duiyuwozheigeganghuimianqiangzhanlidexiaodoudinglaishuo,xiamianjianyingdedibanrutongshenyuan。

danwogubushangle,wobunengrangjinyuchenzheigedabendanbabasidiao!

“呜……”

wofachuchongmanjuexindewuyan,xiaojiaoyafenliyideng,shentixiangqianqingdao,xiangyikebenzhuode、yiwufangudexiaopaodan,chaozhedibanzhizhidifanlexiaqu!

与此同时,书房内。

jinyuchenmianrusihui,huanhuantaiqizuoshou,binglengdedaofengtieshangshouwanneicetiaodongdemaibo。

jiuzaitazhunbeiyonglihuaxiadeqianjunyifazhiji,

“peng!”shufangmenbeimengdizhuangkai!

baomuzhangyilianseshabaidechuanglejinlai!

“shaoye!shaoyebuhaole!xiao**ta……tatiaochuangzishale!!!”