第1章 投胎是个技术活儿

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五年后。

zhuoyuechuangyigongsi,qihuabu。

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……

tingzheerbianzhongrendeyilunsheng,jiangseseyoujifenhuangshen。

已经五年了。

dangchudaiyunshengxiadeneigehaizi,tayiciyemeiyoujianguo。

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ruguotahaizaidehua......

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