时年秋，天气凉爽。
郓县，余村。
jijingdehemianshangfanzhecengcenglianyi，hebianhaifangzheyigedamupen，penlifangmanleyifu，haiyoujijianshiluludediuzaileyipang，bangchuiyibanjinzaiheli，quebujianxiyifudeguniang。
jigefurenweizaihebianzhizhidiandian，liansejiaoji，quemeiyouyigerenganxiashuiqu。
‘哗啦’一声！
寂静的水面破开——
yimoxingserenyingcongshuizhongzhanqi，shuangshoudongdetonghong，xingmouqiaobi，busuanbaidejifushanghaiyoujidianxiaoqueban。
zhongguizhongjudezhangxiang，jiaoxiaolinglongdeshencai，dianxingdexiaojiabiyu。
“aiyo，tahaihuozhe……”
“kuai！kuaiqubarenlashanglai！”
“xiaojiaxiaoniangzi，kuaiguolai……nizenmezheimexiangbukaiyo！”
qiaochenyumoleyilianbinglengdeshui，zhangzhanghuleyikouqi，shoujiaobingyongdiganggangcongheshangpaqilai。
yanqianhuranyihei，toudingdetianbeigaizhule。
erbiandeqingfengshuiliushengyebeigaizhule，zhishengxiafurenmenjijizhazhadeshuohuasheng。
怎么个情况？
qiaochenyuyilianmengbi，haimeinongqingxianzhuang，jiubeishensegeyidecunfumentuantuanweizhu，lashoudelashou，zhuaigebodezhuaigebo，tuozhetashanglean。
qiaochenyuchechechun：“……”
就不能温柔一点吗？
qishitakeyizijipashangqu。
不过——
takanzhefurenmenchuanzhecubumayi，yaojianningzheyigushengzichongzuoyaodai，duijinwaiyizhangqunbai，toushanghaizhazhetoujin，mianshangwuyiburanzhesuiyuedecangsang。
renshihuangpifuderen，zheichuanzhedabanquebushixiandaidaban。
“zheishishenmedifang？”qiaochenyuzhalezhayanjian，zhanqishen，huangusizhou，dunshilengzhule。
lantianbaiyunxiangjie，bishuiqingshanxianglian，nongtianyiwangwuji，yiqundayanjiebanerfei。
laiwangcunmindoukangzhechutouzhileidegengtiangongju，zheguzhuang，xinqingengzuo，wanquanshidianshijulidehuamian。
wanquanbushitajuzhudexiaoqua。
穿越了？
qiaochenyuwuyuningye，tahaohaodizaishuataobaopinglun，genmaijiasipilailianyaohaoping，jingranjiuzheimechuanyuele？
“xiaoyu？nizheihaizi，bushiheshaleba？”linjuyushenkanzhetashuangmudaizhibuyanbuyudemoyang，heleyitiao，lianmangniuzhetadegeboyuanlidehebian。
“kuairangtaliyuanxie，kebiezaixiangbukai，tiaohequle。”
“yeshikelian，caijiaguolaijiumeilefujun……haimeidongfangjiuchengleguafu……”
“shuoshenmeni？meikanjianrenguniangnanshouzhenima？doubizui！”yushenqiaojianqiaochenyuliansebudui，lianmangzhizhilefurenmendeyilunfenfen，qiangzhidilazheqiaochenyudegebo，“xiaoyua，wosongnihuixiaojia，kebiezaixiangbukaizuoshashilea。”
qiaochenyujiangyingdemuguangcongheshuizhongnuodaoyushenlianshang，banshangcaizhanglezhangzuiba：“yushen？”
“ai，nirendewojiuhao。”yushenlijisongleyikouqi，rangrenbangmangnazheqiaochenyudeyifuhepenzi，genzheyiqiqulexiaojia。
yilushang，qiaochenyuyiyubufa，naoziliyituanluanma。
yuanzhuqiaochenyudejiyifengyongerzhi，mimimamaditianchongzhetadenaoxibao，rangtaliannanguodejihuidoumeiyou。
sangeyueqian，yuanzhujialihaoburongyijitadingleyimenqinshi，xiaojiazhangzixiaofeng，bushishenmedahurenjia，pingzhezijidebenshigenzheshangduipao，kaileyijianxiaozahuopu，yinzhechangnianmangliu，fandaoshidanwuleqinshi。
yuanzhujialiqiong，nengzhaodaozheimeyimenqinshishidaxishi，meiyouliyoujujue，dangjijiudingleqin。
kesheixiang，hunqianyigeyue，xiaofengturanchuanlaiehao，shangduiyufei，renbujianle。
suiranxinlangguanhuibulai，kecailishoule，qianyehuale，yuanzhubudeburuyuejiaguolai。
xinhunyuedushoukongfang，shensihuanghujiri，haishibudefujundexiaoxi，dajiadourenweitasile。
yuanzhushoubuzhudaji，huanghuzhiji，wuyidieruhezhong……
zhengxiangzhe，yushendeshengyinbatadesixulalehuilai：“xiaosaozi，nijiaxifuerwojinisonghuilaile，nikekanhaole，xiaoyatoubujingshier，qingxubuwending，kebiedongbudongzaixunsile。”
xiaomunianyuesishi，wenwandezhangxiang，henyounanfangnvzidediyun，yinweiqingxuhenshidiluo，suoyimianseqiaocui，fangfoyiyezhijianlaoleshiduosuiside。
“duoxieyushenle。”xiaomumianqiangxiaozhebarensongzou，huitoujiandaochouchudizhanzaiyuanzilideqiaochenyu，tanleyikouqi，haimeiyouzhangkou，yanleijiuxianluolexialai：“wozhidaonixinlibushufu，nanguo，buxiangdangguafu……woyebuxiangmeileerzi，zheigejiajiukaozhetazhichengzhe，erzimeile，wozheigedangniangdebisheidounanshou。”