kanzhedouchangshanxiongyouchengzhudetongyidiertianpoan。weizhongxiangegedexiaoleqilai，xiaoshengjianruicier。“youyisi，youyisi。”shuowanzhuanshenzoulechuqu，qitarenyefenfengenzhetachuqule。
caogonggongzuihouyigezou，zouguolizongguanshenbiandeshihou，xiaoshengshuodao“zheiciweizhongxianmingxianshichongzhenishouzhongdexintanmaoyidejuelirunlaide，nijiaochudaquan，wojiniliutiaohoulu。rangnimenxiongdianranlikai。”
lizongguandiandiantou“caogonggong，bushiwobujiaoshizaishiyouxieshihaimeizuowan。”
caogonggongtanyikouqi“nihaoziweizhiba，gaishuodebugaishuodezanjiadoushuole。”
“恭送曹公公”
lizongguanhechangbuzhidaoweizhongxiandemubiaoa。jiahuozijidage，zhishiqizhongyibu，houmiankendinghaiyou，zhishiwanwanxiangbudao，guanjianshihouhaishidouchangshanchulaijitajiewei，taduizhedouchangshanshuodao“nibucuo，dengzanjiaguolezheiyiguan，zanjiabuhuiwangjinidehaode。”
suiranzhidaozheiligonggongshuodeshikeqihua，keshiduogepengyouduotiaolu，genghekuangshizijidedingtoushangsile，taganjinjichuxiaolian“xiaodeyuanyiweigonggonganqianmahou。”
lizongguantanyikouqi“shuoqilaiweizhongxianhecaohuachun，liyidaohaiyouwo，womenjigedegandieshiqiansilijiantaijianzongguanwangan，keshigandiebeiweizhongxiansuohai，weilebachichaozheng，suoyitaduiwomenzheiyixiyaoganjinshajue。”
“weizhongxianyaodekongpabuzhishixintanmaoyiquanba”。douchangshanrenbuzhushuodao。
lizongguanrenbuzhuzanshangdekanletayiyan，“nishuodedui，xixinsibingbujiandan，chulebiaomianshangderehuochu，xintanchu，shaokangchusanchuyiwai，haiyouandilihaiyouhuopaochu，gongtingyingzaochu，bingqichu，xiaohuozhigengchu，meitanmaoyiwuchu，lingwaihaiyouyigedijiuchu。zheigejiubufangbianshuole。xianzaidexixinsishidangniandedaneixingchang，zheijiuchushizhengdenianjian，zongguantaijianliujinsheli，keyishuoxixinsidecaifu，quanlibizhihubu，zhiduobushao。zheicaishiweizhongxiankuisitadeyuanyin。”
douchangshantingdezhangdalezuiba，nanguaia，zheinalishishenmeshaotandexiaoyamena，neixingchangzheijianzhishihoudai，yigeshejibingqi，jianzhu，nengyuan，xiaofangdechaojimaoyidiguoa。sheinengzhangguanlezheige，jigehuangdiyebuhuana，nanguailizongguanningkepingzheyijizhiliyingkangweizhongxianyebukensashouzheiquanli。
“lizongguanwoyouyijianshibumingbai，zanmenxixinsijiranzheimelihai，weishenmechenglexianzaizheifuguangjinga，”douchangshanqiguaidewendao。
lizongguantanyikouqi“womentaijianshiyifuyuhuangquande，meiyoubixiadechongxin，shenmeyeganbule，kuangqieyaoxiangqidonglingwaidewuchu，xuyaopingjielingpaizhaodaolingwaiwugemimidetongling，ranhouyoutamenqidongsanluoquanguogedideanzhuang，ranhoucainenghuifuxiriderongguang。keshilingpaizainali，sheiyebuzhidao。”
douchangshanandaonanguaile，lizongguanshouzheyizuodajinshan，kexiquebunengdakaita，nanguaihundebuxingle。
buguoliujinsihou，neixingchangyibeijiesan，daoxianzaiyijingyibaiduonianle，zheixiesuoweideanzhuang，hemimitonglingkongpazaojiusijuele。yaoxiangqidongtamen，bushibairizuomengma。cengjingdechaojidiguoduoluochengjintiandexixinsi，nengguaisheini。
lizongguanshuodao“duile，nishuosanrineipoan，zenmepoa？youmeimuma？”
douchangshanyaoyaotou“meiyou，buguowotingshuohuangdihaibuechabingni，lizongguanwodaoxianzaihaimeichifanni。zanmenshibushizhaodianchidea？”
“hahaha，nizheixiaozaizi，haimeiganhuoni，xianyaogongqian，hao，jintianjiupogeli，benzongguanqingniyici，wohaicongmeiqingrenchiguofanni，nixiangchishenme？”
“tudoudunniurou，youma？”
“tudou？shenmedongxi？meiyou，zhiyuniurouma？”
“youniurou？shizaibuxing，laiwanniuroulamianyekeyia。”
“niyaoganchi，wojiuganzuo，buguohouguozifu。”
“sha？chigeniurouyoushenmehouguo？”
“”zanmendaminglvfa，taijianbuzhunchiniurou。chiniuroufanlewudahun，dianshenhuifatazaishupishangcengzui，zhicengdepipoxueliuweizhi。”
douchangshanyitinghedeyiduosuo“wokao。neihaishisuanle，chizhurouba。”
meixiangdaolizongguanlazhanglesangzishuodao“chizhurou？neigengshifanjihui，zhunaishizanmendamingguoxing，nikeyichi，danbukeyishuo，nizhinengshuochifeifei。”
douchangshanfanlegebaiyan，“kanlaichigefan，chibuhaonengbaxiaomingdiule。suanle，haishininshuochishenmeba。”
lizongguanyoutiyidao“huokaoyazhangzenmeyang？”
“shenmeshihuokaoyazhang？”
lizongguanzabazabazui，tianyitianshetou“huokaoyazhangma，ziranshixuanshangdenghuoya，xijingjiaozhang、yumao，zhiyushaoredetiebanshang，tiebanshangmianyonglongzhaokouzhe，tiebanzhongyouxiaoboshengwuweiyetiqingliangdiaoliao。huoyafangzaitiebanshanghou，tangdeshuangzhangbutingdichouchu，bianmengchuoqingliangdiaoliao。wogennishuo，zheihuokaoyazhangdemeiweitianxiajuewu。renjianmeiweia。”
douchangshantingdehunshenjipigeda，taganjinbaibaishou“suanlesuanle，taixuexingle？”
“”chibaiyangyao，zenmeyang？nixinjinjingshen，chizheigedabua，keyizengqiangyanggangzhiqi。”
douchangshanyitingbaiyangyao，andaozheilizongguanzenmehaozheiyikoua，haishisuoyoutaijiandouzheimebiantaia，dunshiweikouquanwule，taganjinbaibaishou“youbaozima，woyaochibaozi。”
“zeze，meikoufu，suanle，worangxiaotanzijinizhunbei，yizhuoputongjiuxisuanle。”
wanshangzheiyidun，chidetebiebao，douchangshandazhebaoge，zaihuayuanlisansanbu，xiangyixianggaizenmepoan。
turanyanqianyihei，douchangshanbeiyigemadaijitaozhuletou，jinjiezhejiushiyidungunbangsihou，dadetakudiehanma，ranhoutajiubeirentaizhe，buzhidaozoudaonaliqule。
douchangshanwuyuanwuguaileyidunda，zaikoudailimiandaqidoubuganchu，yebuzhidaoduifangshishei，zhitingyigexiaotaijiandeshengyinshuodao“xiaotangonggong，zanmenzenmechulita。”
zhitingxiaotanzi，lenghengyisheng“zenmechuli，zheihaibuhaoban，zhaogemeirendedifang，wagekengmaile。”
douchangshanyitingwokaoshenmeqingkuang？zijihezheixiaotanziyuanriwuyuan，jinriwuchoude，taweishenmeyaoganjinshajueni。tazhengzhazhe，shijingdengzhetui“tangonggong，zanmenshibushiyoushenmewuhuia。wonalidezuinile？”
xiaotanziyiting“yaohe，nixiaozijingranhaimeisi，wojiurangnisilemingbai，weigonggonghaoburongyizhuazhugejihui，yaobandaolizongguan，nixiaozijingranchulaihuaishi，weizongguanxunuole，zhiyaobandaolizongguan，wojiushixixinsidezongguan。nishuo，wonengrangnihuoma？”
douchangshanyitingdunshimingbai，meixiangdaozheixiaotanzijingranshiweizhongxiananchazailizongguanshenbiandejianxi，tashuodao“woshizongle，lizongguannengraoguonima？”
xiaotanziyincecedexiaodao“nishizongle，guanwopishi？daoshihoujiushuonishipapobuleanzi，peishangzijixiaoming，zijiliule。sheidoumeiyoubanfa。”
“**nizuzong，nigeduanzijuesundesitaijian，wozuoguiyebuhuifangguonide，aiyao。”douchangshanpokoudama，zhijuedezijibeirengjinyigeshenkenglimian，shuaidetaziyaliezui。
xiaotanziyaozheya“tiantu，maileta，heng，wozuihenrenmawositaijianle。”
douchangshanzhiganjuezijishenshangdetuyuelaiyueduo，dazailianshang，tengdetajihuchuanbushangqilai。wanle，gangchuanyuejiubeihuomaile。taishibaile。meixiangdaosizaiyigexiaotaijianshouli。
turanzhitingyigenvzideqingcuideshengyinhedao“zhushou，nimenshishenmeren！”