第二章

diertian,woyouyujianlefunanshan。

tazanshichengweilewomendaxuewulidedaikelaoshi。

yuanlaineiweinvlaoshituranliuchanzanshibunenglaixuexiaoshangke。

funanshanyijinmen,jiuyouhenduonvshengbeitadewaibiaojimihuole。

woanzifufei:「zhiqianshangkezenmemeikanjiantadaijinsikuangyanjing。」

funanshanxiaodewenrou,yishuangshenqingdetaohuayan,bijianshangyouyikedanzongsexiaozhi,mingmingshihenzhengpaidezhangxiang,pianpianyinweizheikezhiyoudailedianpiqi。

chenshanlingkouchudekouzimeikou,luchuxiuzhangdebojinghaiyoudapianlengbaidepifu,yifusiwenbaileidezuopai。

taxiaozheshuo:「dajiahao,woshinimenzuijinyiduanshijiandaxuewulidedaikelaoshi,haixiwanggeweitongxuekeyirenzhentingwojiangke,buyaofenxin。」

tayikaikou,diyinpaoyoumidaoleyiqunmeizi。

wobuxiedipiezui,haifanlegebaiyan。

taweicumeitou:「neiweichuanlansequnzidenvsheng,nishinalibushufuma?」

wodidiaodizhuantoukanleyiquan,faxianzhiyouwoshichuandelansequnzi。

要不要这么倒霉!

sheyoulinjiajiapailepaiwodeshou:「fangmei,laoshijiaonini!」

funanshanshenshoufuyanjing:「biekanle,jiushini。」

woniuniedikanxiangjiangtaishangdefunanshan,jiebahuida:「meiyou,jiushimei……meishuixing,dalegehaqian。」

taqianxiaoleyixia,shunbiandingzhushuo:「nianqingshihao,danbuyaojingchangaoye。」

qianpaijigenvshengfachulexiaoshengdejianjiao。

zhongrenchenjinzaifunanshandemeimaozhong,duliuwoyirenfengzhonglingluan。

tahaibubaxiudiwen:「nijiaoshenmemingzi?」

「方梅。」

takanleshoulidexueshengxinxi,lveweidiantou,sihuduiwohaihenmanyi。

「nigaokaowulichengjibucuo,shibanshangdiyiming,neiwodekedaibiaojiuzhijiedingnile。」

woyingzhetoupijichuyigexiao:「haode,fulaoshi。」

zhiqian,wohaitebiegaoxingnengchengweikedaibiao。

xianzaixianglai,jianzhijiushiyangrulangkou,haishiwozijitiaojinqude。