第3章来看本王笑话
tingzixuanzhebaisha，liufenghuixuejianyinyueluchutingzhongrenzhenrong，nanrenweijiruoguan，queshenglefujihaodexiangmao，langmeixingmu，binruodaocai，chuanzhexuanheidejinsimangpao，yaoshuyudai，wozheshujuandezhijiemingjingxiuzhang，piaoliangdefangruyudiao。
rucirongmao，goudetingwaiguizhedenvzilianhongersao，quanranwanglezijishenzaihechu。
“benwangzaiwenyibian，shisheipainilaide？”
nanrendeshengyinshifenhaoting，yutajingrenderongmaoyiyangyinrenxinchishenwang，keshuochulaidehuaquexiangcuilehanbing。
nvzinierudao：“nujia，nujiazhishiaimudianxia，bingmeiyourenpai......。”
huayinweiluo，mengrancongliangtinglicuanchuyidaotixingpangdadeheiying，zhijiepudaonvzishenshang。
neidongxizhangdexiangshizi，youbushishizi，qianzhuazhijieandaonvzi，fenglideliaoyachongzhenvzixibaidebozijiushi“kaca”yishengyaoxiaqu。
canjiaoshangweichukou，nvzipiaoliangdenaodaiyijingfeichusanmiyuan。
liangtinglidenanrenmeimaodouweicengdongyixia，xiuzhangdeshouhuanhuanfanguoyiyeshu。
henkuaiyourenshanglaiqinglixianchang，jitongqingshuiwangdishangyichong，bandianshengyindoumeifachujiuyijingbaxiaoyuanqinglideganganjingjing，fangfoganggangneichangshalucongweifashengguoyiyang。
buyuanchuyourenqiaozheshanzihuanbuerlai，neirenmoyangjunmei，hongyimofa，taohuayanqingtiao，zuijiaohanzheguxieqidexiao，yikanjiuzhidaobushishenmezhengjingren。
nanrenluguoneitouaoquanshirenbuzhuqiaoletayishanzi：“erlangshen，nijiazhurenbujinifanchima？zenmeliansirennaodaidoubufangguo？”
aoquancizhexuelinlindeyachongta“ao”leyisheng，nanrenchadianhedehunposhengtian。
“qiaoni！shenmedongxibuxuehao，qiongxiongjiegennijiazhuzixuelegeshichengshi！”
tingzhongnanshengzaicidandanxiangqi：“erlangshen！benwangshizenmejiaonide，duifuzheiyangderen，yikouyaoduantadebozijike！”
獒犬忽然眼冒青光。
nanrenhedetiaoleqilai，baotouyilucuanruliangting，chadianjitaguixiale。
“dianxiaraominga，dianxiawocuole，wocuolehaibuxingma！”
nanrensixiaofeixiaodeyikaishu。
neitouchengjingdeaoquanbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijinghuidaoleliangting，shenshangdexuexingyeyijingxideganganjingjing，cishizhengguaiqiaodepazairuantabianshang，yiliantaohaodecengzhenanrendeshoubei，quanranwanglezijimengshoudeshenfen，shifenbuyaolian。
rongziyushaixiao：“xiangdangchuzheitouaoquanhaishiwosongjinide，taganmalaoshiqinnibuqinwoa！”
qinmuyanmolemogoutou，xiazhangfengyanhuaguoyiweibumingdeguang：“nijintian，shilaizhaoerlangshenwande？”
rongziyuxiaomimidelinchuyixiaotanjiu，zhalezhayan：“feiye，jinridianxiadahun，woshilaijininhexide。”
qinmuyanlengsousoudekanguolai：“e？nishilaikanbenwangxiaohuade？”
rongziyubozisuolesuo，bupasidecouguoqu：“bubu，wozhendeshilaijidianxiahexide，dianxia，nijiawangfeidoudaomenkoule，buchuquyingyixiama？”
qinmuyanlengxiaoyisheng：“wangfei？neiyeyaokantayoumeiyoubenshijinzheigemen。”
楚王府门外。
guimamajiaomenweiguo，liqintianjianguidingdejishiyuelaiyuejinle，shangguanyunximeibanfazaidengxiaqule。
tayaoleyaoya，congruantashangzhanqilai，shenxiyikouqi，tiqiqunbai，chongzheneiliangshanmumenjiumengdeshenjiaoyichuai。