第5章 给它脑袋开个瓢

di5zhangjitanaodaikaigepiao

yishijian,wushushuangfenhendeyanjingqishuanshuandedengzheta,henbudebatadepichoutadejin。

shangguanyunxishenxiyikouqi,tuozhehaohuadejiayi,taitoutingxiong,duanzhemingmenguinvdejiaziyibuyibuzoushangchuwangfudetaijie。

zoudaozhumenqian,zhengzhunbeiyaoyatuikaineishanchenzhongdezhumen,huran,yizhenqingcuideyin**congmenfenglichuanchulai。

weiguandebaixinghuranliansedabian,yibianjingjiaozheyibianruchaoshuibanwanghoutui,jiulianpeijiademamayahuanmendoujingkongdetuidaomachehoumian。

“lailelaile,neixiedongxilaile!”

“wojiushuolechuwangdianxiazenmekenenghuiquzheigechoubaguai,yuanlaishazhaozaizheini!”

shangguanyunximomingqimiao,ganmazheimedafanying?zheishanmenhoumiangaibuhuishishizilaohuzhileidemengshouba?

tayanlekoukoushui,liluodecongxitonglimianquchuleyibajiepoudaoheyizhimazuipenwu。

tangtangzhongyangyiyuanwaiketufu,yiweilaoniangzhishigechuanshuoni!

wulunlimianyoushenme,laoniangshibijitabapitiguchoujin,zaijitanaodaikaigepiao!

三!

二!

一!

tamengdeshenshouyitui,men“zhiya”yishengcongliangbianfenkai。

cubujifangdeyuyiqunqingyanliaoyadedagouziduishangleyan!

tadouranfajiang,jixiedewanghoutuilejibu。

zheichuwangmobushigebiantai?meishiyangshenmedagouzi,haizheimeyidaqun!

lingtouneitiaojudaaoquanweifenglinlindedubuerchu,tatixingdarushizi,maofaqizhangwubi,sizhiqiangjingfada,liangkexionghandejinseyanzhuzilenglengyisao,zhengtiaojiederendouzhixile。

“erlangshenlaile!kuaipaoa!”

zhengtiaojiederenjihutongshitiaoleqilai,jingjiaodejingjiao,taomingdetaoming,shengxiayimodanboyanhongdeshenyingwanqiangdezhanzaitaijieshang。

cemengelouzhishang,qinghongqianfeidezhongzhonghuazhixia,yiheiyihonglianggeshenyingfushouerli。

rongziyuguanlailianxiangxiyu,youxieburen。

“nilaizhendea?yaoshitaweijinmenjiusizainiwangfumenkou,chaotangshangxiayoubuzhidaoyaozenmetaofani,haiyouneilaozhenguogong,neilaotousuirantanzaichuangshang,danninongsitasunnv,tanengfangguoni?”

秦慕言面无表情。

“guaijiuguaitazufutanzaichuangshanghaibukenanfen,pianpianjiaojinlezheitanhunshui,liandangjindexingshidoushibuqing,sizaizheiliyeshitajiuyouziqu。”

nanrendeshengyinhaowuwendu,mianselengning,rushashengyuduofushizhongshengdeshashen,shijianrenheshiwudouwufarangtayouyisiyihaodexinruan。

rongziyuguzilicuanshangyiguhanyi,shuobuchuhualai。

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equanzheizhongdongximeiyourenhuibupa,shangguanyunxizhouranjiandaoxinliyeyouxiefahanleng,dantazhishizhenglezhengbianhenkuaihuiguoshenlai。

tayangguoaoquan,tianxiagouziyiyangxingqing,qiahao,tashoushangyougouzimenzuiaichidedongxi。

taxiaomimidedunxia,jiezheyixiudezheyan,sushouyifan,quchuyiyangdongxi。

erlangshenjingtidedingzheta,shangguanyunxibudongshengsedebadongxidegaizilinqi,wangerlangshenmianqianyisong,yanlimanshigulideshense。

“xiangbuxiang?xiangbuxiangchi?”

xiangweigoudegouzimenyanmaoqingguang,halazi“dididada”wangxialiu,lveyiyouyubianfenfenweilongguolai。

rongziyu“yi”leyisheng,kanrenaobuxianshidadekanxiangqinmuyan。

“nijiagouziyaozaofanle!”