bailuocundaoyunjingbingbuyuan，yesuanshihuangchenggenjiaoxia。
danyigeshijingjichaoqianfazhandexiandaihuachaojichengshi，yigeshikaozaichengshibianyuanxuyaozuoshigexiaoshihuochezaizuoyigexiaoshituolajicainengdaochunpocunluo。
zheiyangdecunluochulegekaoshangyunjingdaxuederen，jiangyouqingzoudeshihoupaimianbuxiao，qiaoluodagulengshibatasongdaolehuochezhan。
ketacongshizizhongdoushifenpingjing，zhidaochulechezhanyizhijiaocaizaiyunjingguntangdedimianshangshi，neishuanglengjuandeyancaizhongyuqilebolan：shibanian，wolainahuishuyuwodedongxile。
zailaizhiqianjiangyuangentalianxiguo，shuoshitadaolezhihouhuipaisijilaijieta。
danshitadingzhelierizaichuzhankouzhanleyigexiaoshiyemeijiandaoren，qiazheshijianershifenzhongdayicidianhua，denglaidequedoushiguanji。
suiranzaojiuzhidaoshuoshenmejitajiefengxichenshixuqingjiayi，danqimaxiangyaotaqugenhuojiatuihun，yebuhuibataliangzaihuochezhanbuguanbuwenba？
yigexiaoshidenaozhongxiangle，tadenaixinyedaoshihoule。
guandiaocierdelaonianjinaoling，takangzheqiyaodexinglixiangshanglechuzuche，genshifushuobatasuibiandaidaonagelvguanjiuxing。
zheihuiertaiyangzhengluoshan，muguangqiahaosazaitashenshang。
jinguanjiuchuanleyijianshifenjiandandebaiseduanxiuheniuziduanku，danshaonvaorendejiaohaoshenxianquebeigouledefenwaidongren。
meihuazhuang，mosedefasanluozaijiantou，jingzhidewuguangezheyicengchengsedemuse，haosigaileyicengjinsha。shaneidetakaozaizuoyishangxiuxi，zhandongdejiemaodounengdouxiajinhui。
sijizaihoushijinglidaliangletabanshang，xinshuoxianzaidenvmingxingzhendidiao，yushizuihoubataladaoleyunjingzuifushengmingdeaosilajiudian。
jiangyouqingfuwanqianyangtoukanzheyiyanwangbudaodingloudedalou，weiweizhouzhemei：“yunjingdexiaolvguandouzhangzheiyang？”
tanazhidaosijishifuhaizaiweizijichayanguansedeshenhougonglizhanzhanzixi，zhishiqiaozheyunjingshizhongxinliangqidefanhuadenghuo，yaoleyaoyahaishizuanlejinqu。
jinmenzhihoutazaiyicigantan：kanlaizhiqiantaqueshigulouguawenle，meixiangdaoyunjingdexiaolvguanzuichadefangjianyeyaosiweishu，yixiazijiuyaoletalianggeyuedeshenghuofei，yaoshiqudajiudianhaidele？
menfangdianziyinxiangqizhihou，kanzhejiebaishengxuedeyangmaoditan，tameitouzhoudejiebukai：zanglepashiyaokouqian。
ningzhemeixiaoxinyiyidibagunlunbuzenmeganjingdexinglixiangkangzaijianshang，genguozhaozesideqingshouqingjiaocaileguolai。
huiguotoukanzhemeiyouyigejiaoyindeditan，shifenmanyi：henhao！
chulechangxiyanxi，talianshangjihujianbuzhexiao，zheihuierchunjiaocaigangganggouqiyitiaohuxian，xiayimiaobianchediningguzailelianshang。
haimeilaidejiguandefangmenturanzhuangjinleyidaoqizhangdeshenying，shigenanren。
jinmenhouerhuabushuobiansuosilefangmen，haimeikanqingtadelian，jiangyouqingbianminruidixiudaoleyigusushabinglengdexuexingwei。
这是什么不速之客？
yibianxiangzheyibianchaoqileshoubianjiagebufeideliulitaideng，biaoqinglengchengyikuaibobing，meitouningchenglemahua。
“你是谁？”
kanlainapashiyunjingdexiaolvguanyebuzenmeanquan，laohoudefangmenlanbuzhuyigenanren。
keshitadehuacaigangwenwan，biantingputongyisheng。
男人倒了！