第1章 好好玩死你

lizichuan:zainizhiqian,wocongweiaiguobieren,nishidiyige,yehuishiweiyiyige,wopawozuodebuhao,rangnijuede,aiqingbuguoruci。--tiji

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布诺被绿了。

cheliyiduinannvwangqingyongwendeshenying,henhencijintadeyan。

yangguangxia,bunuoganjuedaotoushangneidinglvmaozaishanshanfaguang。

ganjitabunuodailvmaozi,tabunongsizheiduigounannv,douyabuzhutasiqudiemadeguancaiban!

“砰”的一声!

fanshoujiuzhaolekuaidashitouzaguoqu,doumeinengjiedeleqi。

qiandangfengbolibeizachuleyigezhizhuwang,yemohulechelineiduigounannvdeshenying。

fujiashizuodemenhenkuaibeidakai,xialaiyigechuanzhetieshenhongselianyiqundenianqingnvren,kanjianbunuo,yuanbenbumannuyidelianshunjianyouxiejiangying。

“bunuo?nizenmezaizheili?”

bunuolengxiao,“zaizheikannijiwotoushangzhongcaoa,nixinkule,zheishenyifuzainamaide?haiyouzheijiafa,yoyoyo,haishiheizhangzhini,gongxinia,zhongyuchengweilezijihaodeneiyikou。”

linximengzuijiaochoulechou,“bunuo,womenfenshouba,niguzilijiushiyigegangtiezhinv,genbenbukenengaishangwo,womenzaiyiqilianggeyue,woliannideshoudoumeiqianguo,buzhidaode,haiyiweiwomenshiguimini......budui,shilianguimidouburu,wohualelianggeyuedoumeinengbaiwanni,haihaoyoutajishichuxianzhengjiulewo,rangwozhidao,yuanlaixihuannanrenshizheimekuaile......”

bunuoqidefeidouyaozhale。

她是直女怎么了?

gangtiezhinvjiuhuogaibeidailvmaole?

“neiwodaoxiangkankan,shisheizheimedadan,ganqiangwobunuoderen!gounanren,youzhongjiwogunchulai!”

jiashizuodemenyingshengdakai,xialaidenanren,yishendapaidebaisexiuxianxizhuang,nianqingyingjundelianshangguazhebukeyishideaoman,chaotazouleguolai。

bunuojiangzhu......

zheinimabushitaneigezhifuweihundezhunweihunfuma?

axiba......zheigouxuedejuqing,xiaoshuodoubuganzheimexiea!

neitatoushangdelvmao,shisuanyidinghaishiliangdingna?

lisiyuantiaoxindikanlebunuoyiyan,xiuzhanggaoguideshenyingzhijieyueguota,shangqianlouzhulelinximengdexianyao,zaitalianshangqinleyikou,“mengmeng,nimeibeihedaoba?”

linximengjiaohengleyisheng,xiaoniaoyirenditiezailetadehuaili,“renjiameishila,jiushichebeizahuaile......”

“biexinteng,nixintengwohuigengteng,huitouwojinimaiyilianggenghaode......”

“ng,aini......”

布诺差点听吐了。

zheikouqitabuzhunbeiyanxiaqule,liuzheshengjichenglongjuanfeng,chuisitamen!

bunuochunjiaoweigou,juemeilengyandeshuangmounizhelinximeng,“jirannizuochulexuanze,woyezhinengweinisongshangzuizhongxindezhufu,huiyouchoubitiwoaini。”

lisiyuandelianheilexialai,“bunuo,nishuosheishichoubi?”

“sheijiehuasheijiushige......”bunuowaizhexiaonaodai,zaishengaozuyou180yishangdenanrenmianqianhaowuxunse。

tayouyimiqidejingshengao,jiaoshangchuanleyishuangshilimideluosexigaogen,shenshangshijiandandebaitxupeiqianlanseazibanshenqun,jiyaodelisezhangjuanfasuiyipisanzhe,shenshangzidaizheyushengjulaideyaoyanguangmang,napazaizheizhongbengailangbeideshike,dougaoguidexiangyizhibaitiane。

“......e,chadianwangle,lishaohaoxiangshishenmedidoudiyimeinanduiba?buhaoyisie,woganggangshuocuole,nibushichoubi,nishidian,nishiguang,nishiweiyidezhizhang!”

lisiyuanqideejiaoqingjinbaotiao,qiangyaxianuyi,ditouzailinximengdeerpanqinleyikou。

“baobeier,nixianshangche,wobuxiangrangzheizhongnvrendeshengyinzanglenimeilichunjiedeerduo。”

linximengbeilisiyuandewenrougandongdekuaikule,dianqijiaojiangentalailegefashishenwen,caiyiyibushedizhuanshenshangleche。

xiayimiao,lisiyuandouranshouqilianshangdexiaorong,muguangyinchendikanzhebunuo,yadisangyindao,“zenmeyang,jingbujingxi?yibuyiwai?cibuciji?xiaxingqinishengrideshihou,kejiuyaogongbuwomenliangjiazangleershiniandehunxunle,daoshihounijiushichujulangnvhuitou,erwo,jiushiduinijijubaorongxindehaoweihunfu,yeyeyehuibashoushang5%deguquanzhuanjiwo......e,duile,dengwomenjielehun,nimenjialaotouziyisi,bujiadeyiqiedouhuishiwode,daoshihounimeilekaoshan,kanwozenmenongsini......”

bunuoqingchedeyandihanguangbengshe,yutaqingchengdexiaoliangegeburu。

lisiyuanzuijiaogouqiyinzhidexiaoyi,xiangtuzhehongxindedushe,“biexiangzheranglaotouziquxiaohunyue,nibushishiguolema?taqidexinzangbingfa,chadianyimingwuhule,niyaoshixiantahuodebugouzhang,jinguanquti......bunuo,sixinba,nixiabanbeizi,zhudingyaobeiwowannongyuguzhangzhizhong......”

“shime?”bunuonujifanxiao,lengmodeyanshennizheta,“sheiwanshei,haibuyidingni,niganggangdehua,wobunuojixiale,fangxin,woyidingbuhuirangnishiwang,haohaowansini!”

bunuoqingmieyixiao,gaoaozhuanshenlikai。

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lubiandehongsefalalishang,bunuoshuangshoujinjinniezhefangxiangpan,qidezhiduosuo。

yaobushiyixinxiangbaituohunyue,tazenmekenengjiazhuanggenlinximengzaiyiqi。

yuanyiweizhiyaotashitongxinglian,lijiajiuhuizhudongquxiaohunyue,kemeixiangdaolisiyuanjuranbuzhongzhao!

yidangongbulehunxun,tahebujiajiuhuiquanbuhuizailisiyuanzheigeyinxianxiaorenshouli,tajuebuyunxuzheizhongshiqingfasheng!

zhengsikaozheduice,qianfangbuyuanchudedapingmushangqiaqiaobofangzhelishijituandecaifangshipin。

bunuokanzheshipinlineizhangwanmeidaorenshengongfendelian,piaoliangdeyanjingwanlewan,yanditouchuyimojiaoxiadeliangguang。

厉子玔......

fangyandidou,meiyoubitagengzunguigengyingjundenanren。

zuizhongyaodeshi,tashizhibilisiyuandalesansuidexiaoshu,gengshilisiyuanzaizheigeshijieshangzuihenderen!

lisiyuangansuanjita,tajiuchengweitadexiaoshenshen,yongzhangbeideshenfenfenfenzhongyasitahaole!

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banxiaoshihou,hongsefalalizailishijituanwaitingxia。

gangxiache,jiuyuanyuankanjiantayaozhaoderencongmenkouzouchulai。

tingbajinguideshenying,yaoyanderangrenwufahushi。

bunuolilelizhangfa,shenhuxiyikouqi,caizhegaogenxiezouguoqu,“lizongnihao,woyouhua,xianggennishuo。”

gaodayingjundenanrenzhengceertingzheshenpangdenanzhulihuibaogongzuo,haosimeizhuyidaotayiban,zhijiecongtashenpangzouleguoqu。

“lizong,qingdengyixia......”bunuozhuidaotamianqian,paodetaiji,haimeizhanwen,jiaojiuweileyixia,shentiwangqianpuqu,“a——”