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“shouxian,dongershao,niquedingnihewufeifeizhishipengyouguanxi?”baiyeqiukanzhedongcunzhuo,lianshangneigubinglenghuisanbuqu,qichangrangrenwangershengwei。

“shi。”dongcunzhuobuyoudeqileyishendejipigeda。

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“laogong,nishuozheigemeirenwoshizuodehaishizuobude?”

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“wo……”wufeifeiyanjianxingshibuhao,gangyaokaikoushuojijutaoraodehua。

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“tanzong,woduitianfashi,jueduimeiyouzheihuishi!”

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zhuanguotou,tanyunxiubujibuxudao:“wonvrendeweiren,nandaowozijibuqingchu?”

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dongcunzhuochoumeikulian:“queshiyoudianxiaomafan。”

“ziqiuduofu。”tanyunxiutanleyisheng,pailepaidongcunzhuodejianbang。

shuowan,louzhebaiyeqiutouyebuhuidewangwaizou。

“aiya。”zoudetaikuai,baiyeqiubeigaogenxieweilejiao。

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“wo……”taxiangkaikouweizijibianjie,quebuzhidaocongheshuoqi。

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