第1章
“fengtianchengyun，wuhuangchiyue，lingliuhuangziliyansuizhishangdian，gongyiyubeiyiheqinzhishi，qinci~~~~”
“yaoshoula！！！liuhuangzidianxiata......ta......zuoyebaolebangejingchengdefentourugong，cheyeweimian，erjinhunmibuxing！！！”
“wuhuangzhiling，qiganweikang，jiusuantaichuang，yeyaobaliuhuangzitaidaotaijidianzhong，fouze，erdengxingmingbubao！”
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大周，太极殿。
“zuori，beiyishoulingchuanlaixiaoxi，xiwanghewodazhouheqin。”
“cishizhenyijingyingyun，pailiuhuangziliyanyubeiyizhuomagongzhulianyin。zicizhihou，wuzhouyubeiyiyongjiemenghao，zaiwuzhanshi！”
nvdiwuzhaobanyizailongyishang，banmeifengmouqingsao，bunuziwei。
manchaowenwu，jieshijinruohanchan。
beiyizhidikuhan，bumaozhidi，manyizhimin，liuhuangziciquyusongsiheyi？
neikeshilitangwangchaojinshengdexuemai，ruojiuciduanjue，bianzhendeyizhoudaitang，zhongyuanzhengtongzaiwugengxu！
“bixia......”neishishangqianyibuxiaoshengshuodao：“liu......liudianxiadaole。”
“宣。”
wuzhaobuxianbudanhuiyingyiju，neishisuijigaohu：“xuanliuhuangzirudianjinjian~~~”
shaoqing，jimingjinjunjiangyizhangruodadejinsinanmuluohanchuangtaijintaijidian。
manchaowenwumuguangqiqiwangqu，jianguotaiguanshangdiande，zheitaichuangshangdian......youshizhengdinayichu？
“zenmehuishi？”wuzhaofengmouzhizhongshanguobuyuedishense。
neishihuangmangguidi：“liuhuangzidezhi......yaoqubeiyiheqin，zhaoleyiduifentourugong......zhijin......zhijinweixing......”
wuzhaoliumeiweicu，mingxianyouxiebuyue。
manchaowenwujieshiyanmian，yigegemianhongerchi。
taizongdisun，litangzhengtong，zennenghuangtangzhici？
cankuidebuzhishitamen，haiyouluohanchuangshangdeliyan，ganggangjieshouleyuanzhujiyidetayoudianmeng。
litangdizidisun......weilebuquheqin，yingshengshengbazijinongsile？
zheigesifa，rangliyanyouxiecuoshoubuji，yuanzhudaoshigexingqingzhongrena。
heqineryi，buguoshiqugediweixiangdangdeyizunvreneryi，zhiyupadaobazijinongsi？
嘭！
zhengxiangzhe，erbianbianchuanlaipaidalongyifushoudeshengyin。
wuzhaozhanqishen，longpaofeiyang，yandilveguochuyimohanguang，“litangdizidisun，jingranzuochuzheidenghuangtangshi......”
“zhenbainianzhihou，ruhehaizhengyutang！”
“lairen！baliuhuangzituoxialai！”
zhouweiwenwuliansebianleyoubian。
liuhuangzizuoweidazhoutaichuangshangdiandiyiren，baiguanjiushixiangweitazheiweilitangdizidisunkaituo，yezhaobudaorenhedeliyou。
fanbianshishu，sihudouzhaobudaozheibanhuangtangdehuangzi！
liyanbeirenjialexialai，taimouchaozhelongyiwangqu，jinjinyiyan，bianbeijingyandao！
yanqiandewuzhaogangyubuhuo，suiyuezaitalianshangmeiyouliuxiarenhedehenji。
xiuzhangbaixitianejinggaogaoyangqi，luchuruyangzhiyubanbainenjifu。
zheitaniangdeshi......muhou？
“放肆！”
sishichajuedaoliyandemuguang，wuzhaoxinzhongtengqiyiguwuminghuo，“shangledian，lianwenanxinglidoubuhuile？”
“erchen......erchencanjianmuhou......”
liyanzheicaishouhuimuguang，xuezhegurendeyangzichaowuzhaoxingli，erhouhaoqidiwendao：“ganwenmuhou，shibeiyinaweigongzhuyaojiajierchen？”
“bingfeishigongzhujiarudazhou，ershijiangnisongqubeiyiheqin！”wuzhaofengmouweitiao，yuqibingleng。
wo？liyan，litangdizidisun，erjindazhouweiyidejichengren，rangwoqubeiyiguoheqin？
我特么是男人啊！
liyanhenhenqialeyixiazijidedatui，cikedetashenzhidouhuaiyishizijitingcuole。
“liuhuangzicikeyezai，zhugongruoyouyiyi，dakezhiyanbuhui！”
wuzhaoyishuailongpao，zhongxinzuohuilongyi。
满朝文武议论纷纷。
“cishibuke，wanwanbuke，ziguyilaizhiyougongzhuheqin，nayoupaihuangzichuquheqinde？congwuxianli......”
“beiyiguoerjinhushidandan，wodazhoubingfeimeiyouyizhanzhili，tamentizheidengyaoqiu，fenmingjiushixiangyiciweijiekouyuwodazhoukaizhan。”
“ruozhendejiangliuhuangzisongqubeiyi，daoshihoutianxiarenyouruhekandaiwodazhouyichao！pashihuichengweiqianguxiaobing！”
zhongrenyanzhongxiemanlebiequerzi。
shenlongzhengbianzhihou，wuzhaodengjiyiwudaizhou，weilezuowenhuangwei，keweishishafeikuxin。
wudixiandetishengnvzidiwei，chaozhongyounvguan，bianjingyounvjiang，xianzaishenzhilianheqinzheishidourangnanrenquzuo！
buganxiangxiang，cishiruoshijizaishishushang，houshiyouhuiruhepingpantamendazhouyichaodenaner？
genghekuang，quheqinde，haishilitangdisun，xianrujinlitangweiyidexuemai！
liyandailidangchang，tayouxiebeileidaole。
huangziheqin，zheiniangmenzenmexiangde？
duanzandecuoezhihou，tadaoshipinchuweilai，pashiheqinshijia，yaotaxingmingshizhen。
wuzhaonaishizhengbianduoquan，deweibuzheng。
weiduzhutianxiayouyouzhongkou，cengjinglixiabainianzhihou，haizhengyutangdeshiyan。
xiantangdixixuemaibaokuoliyanzaineideliuweihuangziquandoubeiyangzaihuanggongli，rizidaoyehaisuanguodequ。
keshixiqiaodeshiqing，queconglaimeitingguo。
wuzhaodengjidiyinian，xiantangtaiziwuguluoshui，niwang！
diernian，erhuangxiong，sanhuangxiongwaichudalieshi，yiwaiyudaolaohu，zangshenhukou！
disannian，sihuangxiongbinggu，disinian，wuhuangxiongyugongzhongshizong。
jinnianshiwuzhaodengjidiwunian，suanzheriziyegailundaotazheigelaoliule。
beiyicaoyuan，bumaozhidi。
tanenghuoxiaqudejilv，shibucunyi！
litangdizidisunquandousile，haizhengyutang，yejiuchengleyijukonghua。
liyougengshichongfen，bushitawuzhaobuhaizheng，ershilitangzaiyemeiyourenhezisi，ruhehaizheng？
“chencilandiao，bukanruer！”
“shenmexianli，shenmexiaobing，zhenzaojiutingjuanle！”
wuzhaofengmouyisao，huanhuanzhanqishen，yishuailongpao，fushouerli，yizhengciyandao：“xiriwenchenggongzhuyuanfusaiwaiheqin，dijietongmengzhihao，yiyijizhishen，baoliangdihepingduonian......”
“cidengfenggongweiji，nimenherennengyuzhixiangbi？”
manchaowenwu，fenfendixiatou，etoushanglenghanzhimao，sheiyebuganzaichusheng。
wuzhaozuijiaoweiweiyangqi，gouqiyisilengjundexiaorong，“zhenjinrinengzuoshangciwei，bianshixianli！chaotangnvguanbianshixianli！”
“ranghuangziheqin，yikeshixianli！”
“liuhuangzi，nikeyuanyi？”
liyanweiweitaimou，muguangxixuedisaoxianglongyishangzheiweiyuzijimeiyoubandianxueyuanguanxidemuhou，zuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
muhouamuhou，nishizhenbupaerchennanxiaqinlong......