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woshihulijing,queduixuexiaodepinkunshengyijianzhongqing。
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死后,我来到地府。
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「jintianzhineisilede,keyihuodezhongshengyicidejihui。」
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「guobuqiran,chushengjiushichusheng,jiuyinweiwomenhezuilebuxiaoxinshuizaiyiqi,nijiuchushouzhualeta!pingshiwenqingbuguoshiwozhuangchulaideeryi,dangzhenyiweiwobushedeshangnizheigechushengma?」
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shenzhiyitongkongmengsuo,dahoudao:
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